I apologise for the long winded review but I just had to give the full details of just how much this girl messed me about.
Saw her profile pop up did a quick check on ukp for reviews has a couple of positives which all describe her as a stunner, so i made contact asking if she was free for a 1hr incall and which hotel was she working from, she was extremely evasive, basically just saying she was available but wouldn't give any further details such as which hotel she was working from etc until I had booked and paid a deposit which she said was £60, I have never paid a deposit before (this will be the last time aswell) and as i had not punted for a while and had a quite day ahead I took the plunge and paid the deposit, this is where it went down hill.
So as soon as I paid the deposit she bombards me with a series of back and fore questions, where as soon as I answer one another comes in like
• where are you from
• are you white
• How old are you
• are you white british
• Can you send me a live photo of yourself
• Then can you send me a photo of your driving licence showing just the bit that states where your from
So all this is back and fore has lasted a good 20 min and im getting a bit pissed off and thinking she is just looking for a reason to cancel, I mean if all this information is important to her she should request it before she takes the deposit. Anyway she finally messages over the address with just £40 to pay on arrival see you soon x, I message back and say sorry I requested the hour to which she messages back saying sorry babe I'm not doing hour bookings today I'm feeling ill, im like ffs I asked for a hour at the start why didn't you say and also asking what's the issue as is it anything I can catch which she replies no just a headache. So I'm mightily pissed of at this point as ive booked half a hour with a hooker with a headache, but I've paid the deposit so i start getting ready and head of to the booking.
I'm now about 15 min into the journey when she msg saying hey babe just noticed I'm out of condoms can you pick some up on the way, i msg back no fucking way, she msg back why not lol your not famous, we have a bit of back and fore where i tell her I'm uncomfortable going into a shop and buying condoms so can she refund me my deposit which she staes 'no babe sorry your cancelling on me that's what deposits are for" I try and explain that if she had stated at the start that I needed to buy condoms I would have never booked but she is having none of it, anyway as I don't live in Cardiff I think fuck it i stop of on one of these Tesco express and use the self service but im not a happy bunny. So I now arrive and msg to say im here where she then msg back with the room number and says ok babe just £60 to pay, I say £60? we are doing half a hour and you previously said £40, her reply is if you want owo it's a extra £20 now I'm fucking raging again none of this was discussed prior, luckily there is a cash machine near buy so I grab the extra £20 and head up.
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I'm immediately taken back buy her looks she is no where near the stunner described by others in previous reviews and really false over the top looking, she reminded me of a characture of bettie boop really slim legs quite wide hips and a largish head that didn't match her slim body and really big blown up lips not bad looking but my type, but agian she has my deposit and after the effort I've been through I'm staying. Fee handed over she confirms I have condoms and we get down to action, kissing is light no dfk, her oral is ok but not great either, I then go down on her where she is not really responsive as I can't really feel her getting wet and she is just lying the motionless so I think fuck this condom on and I start fucking her with legs over my shoulders I've been at it for prob about 4 min where I ask her to go on top, she has now been on top for 2min the most where she starts saying where do you want to cum, im like I'm not ready yet, from then on she starts moaning oh your taking ages to cum, and saying oh do you always have a problem Cumming I reply i don't have a problem we have only been fucking for like 6 min, it just killed the mood i could tell she wanted me out and I didn't want to be there with this cow anyway so just hurried up and finished in the bag, Got of and went to dispose of the jonny in the bin where I noticed the thing was literally full with Johnny's and wrappers, so clearly wasn't ill just had a football team go through her that day. As.im getting dressed she has the cheek to ask me if she can keep the remaining condoms which I happily declined and threw in the bin in the lobby on the way out.
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