External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyBasicsWhen: September 2025
Location: Ladbroke Grove
Type: Incall
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £150
Services: Sex 1x, OWO (no DFK or even LFK, no 69, certainly no anal, and frankly not much anything because she couldn’t get me hard)
CommsFine. I booked her direct over WhatsApp from her AW account, but she is also listed on Olina under Kristy (link above for reference).
ApartmentCouncil house around Notting Hill / Ladbroke Grove with some sketchy vibe.
GirlThe first awful. I’ll put this as one of the worst betrayals in terms of pictures vs. reality. I really have to squint hard to see it’s the same girl (it is), but she looks at least 15 years older in reality, has a large and very unattractive face, very dark skin in contrast to the white porcelain skin photos, spotty, and then her body is unshapely too.
I really should have walked, but I think I was in shock. When she opened the door the first thing she said to me was “are you alright”, because I must have just not been able to hold back my shock and disappointment.
Anyway - I pressed ahead as I was determined to have a punt and did not want to go through the whole process of finding another girl, sending messages, setting a time, etc. etc. I was already at the venue with a girl ready to get going (or so I thought).
ServiceThe second awful. After shower, started with the ridiculous licking my nipples, which never do anything for me. I want a snogathon to get me going, and she never came up once. She moved down to my shaft and worked it briefly, making it semi-hard, and then reached for the condom. Come on, at least get me hard first, rather than move for the condom at the slightest hint of a stiffy.
I asked her to do 69 and she make some comment (unintelligible) and pointed at her nose. Not sure if she meant she hadn’t washed down there or what, but it was not on the table. Then she didn’t even want to get on top in cowgirl and told me “up”, because she wanted mish. Ok, started in mish and pounded away for a couple of mins. Tried to lean in for DFK but she avoided it, turning her head. Because of this behaviour I could feel I was losing steam, and losing my wood. Despite going for it with all the will power I could manage, I was now floppy, and just exhausted and sweaty.
Suggested a break, and lay back on the bed, where she continued to provide a handjob. It was uncomfortable with her nails keeping hitting the top of my leg, and she kept applying more and more oil, but I’d had enough and it wasn’t working. Couldn’t command anything. After a good 10 mins of her furiously wanking me she was clearly getting tired and fed up, but somehow I mustered a cumshot eventually. The relief that the ordeal would now stop!
By this time we’re only 25 mins into the meeting. She suggests a shower and I was relieved to have a break from her. Come back and get dressed while she finishes up her shower.
She seemed somewhat surprised that I’d already gotten dressed and was ready to go by the time she came back to the room. Perhaps she would have given me a massage for the remaining 30 mins, but after a horrible first half, I wanted to get out of there and as far away as possible.
ConclusionRanks among one of the worst punts (after Alanis), and particularly surprising for a Thai who usually give decent service.
She’s apparently staying in London for a long time. No need - you are really not adding much to the London punting scene. My advice to any would be punters considering this one…RUN!
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