A review on here co-incided with my being in the area so took the plunge.
External Link/Members OnlyComms were good, fixed an afternoon appointment. I didn't specify a girl, as both sounded similarly attractive on the descriptions, ie, slim 20-somethings. All good.
I'd never been in this village before despite it being surrounded by major routes, but satnav found it easily enough with the postcode. It's near Mexborough. The shop is in a small row right next to a busy junction, so not at all discreet from traffic, but there seemed little pedestrian activity. A rear entrance was mentioned, but I didn't see where it was. The parking place is right outside in full view, so also not discreet. And despite having texted that I was parked (across the road in a side street, no charge) the door was still locked when I arrived so I had to wait.
I was greeted by an older lady 50s, who I assumed was just the receptionist. I was taken to a back kitchen to wait, despite there being a sofa in the reception area. I waited perhaps 10 minutes, well after my appointment time, but I'd already handed over the £45 for the hour so couldn't really walk. Then a different lady eventually appeared and took me into a room. This was Lisa.
Lisa is Chinese (although looked a bit Thai), 45-50, 5’4’’, size 14ish, 36 small B cup natural boobs with decent nips, facially plain, baby belly, friendly and good English. Massage was really good with swipes and teasing from the word go, so it felt promising, and put the "WSWS" question to bed. I was offered B2B+HJ at the 25 mins point for £50 plus covered oral for +£30. Negotiation failed so relented re the £50 but declined the BJ as covered spoils it for me. The experience was ok but it was a crap actual B2B, her body wasn't doing it for me so I was struggling to keep wood, and there was no access to her puss. Decent HJ and clean up of the copious oil. Shower was offered. I'm not sure but I'd say there's probably no more on offer. So I paid £95 which I felt was too much.
I struggled to score this. There were good comms, premises clean and fit for purpose but very indiscreet, the ladies were advertised as late 20s, in fact 40/50s, advertised as size 6, in fact nearer 14 for Lisa and 10 for the older lady who I thought was the receptionist. The massage was however very good and Lisa was very friendly. If I'd got owo included in the £95 I'd have left happy, but it didn't happen. So a low Neutral overall. Don't think I'll risk it again, although who knows, the older slimmer lady may do owo?
