External Link/Members OnlyUmming and aahing whether to go for neutral or negative. Chose the latter, but could be either way....
Premises: Through a discreet door off a busy road leading down a short corridor to the venue. I assume the door into the venue was supposed to be locked, but it was open and I just wandered in. No greeting, no reception, a waiting room and then rooms off a corridor. I went for an explore, could hear conversations behind some of the rooms (little sound insulation), but no-one seemed to be about. Then went further and a woman was lounging at the end of the property, saw me and told me to go back to the waiting room where some girls would introduce themselves.
Girls: Well, not sure girls is the right description. Women definitely, all appeared to be in mid-thirties to forties. Some better than others. All colours and mostly average to slightly overweight. About 5 came to the door of the waiting room, said their name and disappeared. Decided to go for the first one, who was called Sonya I think. Brunette from Romania, not a bad figure, probably 5'7, taller with heels. Good boobs.
Room: She took me into the first room of the venue - tiny - a massage table shoved against the wall, shower at the end. A narrow sapce between table and wall. ALL her stuff - clothes, makeup, god knows what else, strewn around. Nowhere to put clothes other than on hook behind the flimsy door.
Price: £60 for 30 mins as advertised on the website. Then the extras - kissing, owo, pussy licking. £40 for all three, £30 without kissing. I decided for £30.
Punt: Clothes off, she kept her bra and knickers on. I lay on the table, blanket over it. She sat on the edge with her back to me, and began to give the old man a clean with baby wipes - he was spotless anyway. Then a fairly lacklustre suck, wasn't really doing much for me, so I took off her bra, which was pointless as her back was to me. With me still flaccid she said 'ready for sex', I countered with how about a 69 - oh no, that's another £10.... Don't understand that, but anyway. Declined that, and instead went down on her - smooth, clean, tasted OK. Lots of moans, but pretty sure it was just for my benefit, not hers. After a while 'she came', don't think she did. Then was keen to have sex - basically to get me out. Kept saying it was only 30mins, did I want another 30, checked the time, and then said, another 10mins, come on. I pointed out my now fairly limp dick and the need for some stimulation. She put on a condom, sucked it to semi-erect, slapped some lube on it, and got on all fours. So I managed to fuck her, it was vanilla, perfectly pleasant, but no passion from either of us, despite the fake moans. Came in the bag, got given a baby wipe to clean up. Dressed and left.
Summary: Debated a neutral, but the 'girls' on offer were nothing to write home about, the extras were unexpected, the performance transactional at best. Would I go again, no.
