Who: yumi_thai –
External Link/Members Only Where: Basingstoke, flats near the railway station
When: August 2025
Comms: Fine by text with maid
Price: £70 for half hour + £10 for OWO
Services: RO, OWO, mish, doggy, CG
The SP:Facially Yumi was quite attractive and she had a nice petite figure. Lots of tats as expected from the profile photos. Her tits were small and saggy. There was also a little loose skin around her belly. She had a nice trimmed bush. Her English was poor.
The punt:There was three positive and one negative reviews for Yumi before I went so I knew it was a gamble. It didn’t pay off.
I got in on time. It was extremely warm in the flat so Yumi put a fan on, which pointed at the bed, which helped a bit. I paid and Yumi left for a couple of minutes, which felt like longer. I undressed down to my boxers. When Yumi returned she instructed me to remove my boxers, which I did, though I’d hoped she would do it. She put some annoying hyperactive type pop music on her phone and undressed.
Yumi instructed me to get on the bed – she clearly has a routine – but I said I wanted to lick her pussy. She said she doesn’t do this but I pointed out the text message said it was included, so she agreed to it briefly. She laid back on the bed but in such a way that access was difficult and it hurt my neck. I licked for a minute or two and Yumi made noises which suggested she might be enjoying it. But she soon stopped me, which I was expecting. She clearly wanted to move things along quickly.
I got on the bed and she sat next to me and cleaned my cock very aggressively with wipes. She then wanked me hard and sucked my cock, concentrating only on the tip and using a lot of hand. It was also quite gentle but nevertheless pleasant. However after about one minute she stopped and reached for the condom. I asked for more so she repeated the performance for another minute, if that, before stopping.
She then applied the condom and I said I would go on top. She lubed herself, which took a while, during which I started to wilt. We then did mish, with her helping me in only semi-hard as the whole performance was very un-erotic. She put her legs up in the air which was novel for me but made no real difference. I hardened inside her but not for long. She was a dead fish, completed unengaged. I ploughed away best I could be it was pretty pointless. Instead we tried doggy, which was a bit better and she had a nice figure to look down on as I pounded away. But I’m not really into doggy, I like to see the face of the girl I’m banging. Soon I was hot tired and bored, so I gave up.
I would have been happy for her to finish me by hand or cowgirl and I laid back to see what she went for. She wanked me hard and applied more lube before getting on top. She did Thai cowgirl with her soles on the bed bouncing up and down. This was nice, the sap rose and soon I came although as usual with this position for me it was a very lacklustre orgasm. I checked my watch soon afterwards and we were only about 16 or 17 minutes into my 30 because of the rushing and minimal foreplay, which was very disappointing.
Yumi cleaned me up with wipes. I dressed and left. As we left the room I tried to give her a kiss but she turned her face so I could only give her a peck on the cheek. It was the only kiss the whole time. I hadn’t paid the extra for French Kissing but a peck on the lips wouldn’t have gone amiss. I left the flat 21 minutes after arriving.
The verdict: A very disappointing punt. Very rushed with services varying poor to adequate and no obvious desire to please from Yuni. I was tempted to go for a Neutral but I felt I had wasted my money as I came away so I think a Negative is deserved.
Visit again? No
