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Offline jackdaw

Always happy to give generously of a high protein fluid substance.

greychap

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Always happy to give generously of a high protein fluid substance.

Basically most punters don't bother and your substance is the best gift they could get, next thing your be saying there offering to see you for free just to have the pleasure of your high protein shake!!!

Offline jackdaw

Basically most punters don't bother and your substance is the best gift they could get, next thing your be saying there offering to see you for free just to have the pleasure of your high protein shake!!!

Never in this life, I fear. But I suppose my generosity may be rewarded by rebirth as a sex god?

Offline fettish008

No way I can just about afford to pay there fee let alone buy gifts.

grey402

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No I'm certainly not taking any gifts, in my early days of punting I took a bottle of wine and was told "oh I enjoy the cheap stuff, never have took any more gifts after that.

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Offline punk

... apart from the usual fee and a fully loaded pair of testicles?  :D

As a rule I don't normally bother, but during the season of goodwill I have been known to take a regular some malteesers or ferero rocha's.

Flash bastard me.  :dance:

splash out or what malteesers. Its a face full of cum from me a great gift and its free.


Offline iPad3

Not a fucking chance, absolute waste of time in my view, tried it a few times in my early punting days to see if it makes for a better punt....... None whatsoever!!

fredpunter

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Not a fucking chance, absolute waste of time in my view, tried it a few times in my early punting days to see if it makes for a better punt....... None whatsoever!!

I think the part timers (some-one said hobby whores the other day which I think is a good name for them) appreciate it more.

Quesadilla

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I think the part timers (some-one said hobby whores the other day which I think is a good name for them) appreciate it more.

Missed that one - brilliant!  :lol: :lol: :lol:  :thumbsup:

Offline SamLP

Haven't ventured down the gift taking path. They earn enough ph as it is and unless they offer free extra time or extras not on offer I wouldn't  want to establish a gift giving relationship . I did consider it once when discussing holiday destinations with a girl and Turkey came up as a destination. The conversation turned into food and she proclaimed she really liked the baklava. I thought of buying her some baklava for the next punt but decided not to. I don't see it as a problem that others give gifts but I prefer to keep the boundaries of a transaction as it is.

Offline NIK

Yes, of course I will
a. because I am a gent
b. because the girls are all friends
c. because one of them is a lot more than just a friend
d. because it gives me pleasure

and I suppose
e. because I am a fluffy - by the ethos of this board

Step

Fucking hell!  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline NIK

Not a fucking chance, absolute waste of time in my view, tried it a few times in my early punting days to see if it makes for a better punt....... None whatsoever!!

Great post!   :thumbsup:

This fluffy bollocks wants knocking on the head.

Offline webpunter

Great post!   :thumbsup:
This fluffy bollocks wants knocking on the head.
Abso-fuckin-lutely.  But it is funny reading stuff like "friends".  Makes me laaarrrfff.  But the same old stuff keeps rockin on AW reviews  :lol:

Offline punk

Friends? the american comedy  show? :unknown:

Offline webpunter

Friends? the american comedy  show? :unknown:
Could be. Or when the fluffy fuckers write this. Funny i don't have any friends who have the meter running. The only geezer i "know" who has the meter running is JRC  :D

Offline hendrix

The best way to establish if a WG is a "friend" is to suggest that you'd like to see her without paying for her time. That usually sorts all the extreme fluff out pretty quickly :D - I'm not saying that can't happen either, because it can, but it's certainly the litmus test.

Offline stayer

Maybe I should, like akauya, give some breadsticks...

Offline akauya

Maybe I should, like akauya, give some breadsticks...

That's the spirit  :thumbsup:
 

Offline threechilliman

The best way to establish if a WG is a "friend" is to suggest that you'd like to see her without paying for her time. That usually sorts all the extreme fluff out pretty quickly :D - I'm not saying that can't happen either, because it can, but it's certainly the litmus test.

And usually, no cash means no gash.....

tcm

Offline Daffodil

There is only one time I would give a prossie a gift; if I thought there was something in it for me. Whether it's Christmas or Wednesday  :music:

Offline Trevor12

The only time I gave an escort a gift, she left the room for what seemed like ages to stash it. Definitely a timewasting tactic as I was harldy going to try and swipe it back. It was my 2nd visit, and she put in noticeably less effort this time round too, so went from my potential regular hotlist to my blacklist. Lesson learned.

Offline punk

may be try it on a regular that your had enough of, sorry bit short of cash, i make it up next time!! Great way to test how good your friendship lasts.

kingkong

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Never ever. Bit too much of a fluffy thing for me.

Offline madeinwales56

Any fucking gifts? Are you completely fucking stark raving fucking cunt struck mad? The only gift they should get is their (normally over inflated) fee, a hard cock & a mouthful of jizz.
Any fucking gifts. Never heard anything so fucking stupid in years.

Offline RedKettle

may be try it on a regular that your had enough of, sorry bit short of cash, i make it up next time!! Great way to test how good your friendship lasts.

I did that once - I was on my way to a regular and realised I did not have enough cash - sent a text saying that and I would be late as I had to get to a cash machine - she said that was OK pay what I could and make up next time.  I was amazed!!  She is the only regular I have kept for years, probably because of little gestures like that, oh and the great baps and the way she kneels in front of me and gives OWO whilst looking up into my eyes.  Still no gifts - she should be buying me a gift with all I have spent on her over the years.

Offline RedKettle

Just remembered that in a weak moment years ago I did give a girl a Xmas tip of £20 - i had been seeing her quite alot and had got a real bargain price for a regular quickie service.  She was pleased and it seemed genuine - but after I walked out I really kicked myself, stupid thing to do.

Never again!  Business transaction and I am the client.

Offline SmackmaBitchUp

Yep I'll take my Grandad he can watch   :hi:

sucky2dollar

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Yes, of course I will
a. because I am a gent
b. because the girls are all friends
c. because one of them is a lot more than just a friend
d. because it gives me pleasure

and I suppose
e. because I am a fluffy - by the ethos of this board

Step


That's not even being fluffy, that's just flat out delusional.

Steptoe

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Under no delusions at all
I do not gift with ANY sense that it may provide reward in terms of performance or costs. I do it for point d. in my post ie because it gives ME pleasure to provide a gift to a lady.

I do not "see" the working girls in this establishment in the normal UKP sense ie in bed, although I have done that in the past. I go there now because their company, yes company, is rewarding. We are all friends.  As stated, one of the girls who now manages rather than works and is a very special friend.

Step.

SirFrank

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I can't get a fuck for love not money at the moment so I doubt I'll now be handing over any mullah this side of Christmas and in certainly won't be taking any gifts, even if I do manage to arrange a meet that doesn't go tits up.

Offline punk

I can't get a fuck for love not money at the moment so I doubt I'll now be handing over any mullah this side of Christmas and in certainly won't be taking any gifts, even if I do manage to arrange a meet that doesn't go tits up.

one positive you will have  dosh come january / february when the punting scene goes quiet  and the escorts are more likely to be less busy.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 11:01:41 pm by punk »

Offline 385North

one positive you will have  dosh come january / february when the punting scene goes quiet  and the escorts are more likely to be less busy.

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 11:15:04 pm by 385North »

Quesadilla

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So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?
I hope so - in which case there may be a silver lining to my Christmas cloud.  I've had to cancel all my pre-Christmas punts due to a major customer proposal I'm having to work on round the clock - so I will have a pretty huge pot of punting budget when January comes around and hopefully can take advantage of any January sales.   :thumbsup:

Offline punk

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

i really don't know, may be its the christmas hang over.

Curious6705

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So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

Yes - seems a fairly simple explanation. The end of Jan is officially the bluest time of year I believe. People have had  their January credit card bills and many know they're stuffed for spending money until Feb pay day. It's also often the coldest time of the year and the days are still quite short.

Offline Happylad

I thought all my Christmas punting arrangements were satisfactorily sorted but my regular has tried to cash in by buggering up my bookings to squeeze a few more in, so this month`s punting money plus her Xmas present have just been applied to the purchase of a nice new oversize TV to keep me entertained until the New Year.

Offline mh

...so this month`s punting money plus her Xmas present have just been applied to the purchase of a nice new oversize TV to keep me entertained until the New Year.

And since you've been your very own Santa Claus, just play some top quality HD porn to the shiny large screen to allow Santa to empty his sack and stave off the desire to punt!  :drinks:

Offline Happylad

And since you've been your very own Santa Claus, just play some top quality HD porn to the shiny large screen to allow Santa to empty his sack and stave off the desire to punt!  :drinks:

It`s a Smart TV.  Does that mean I can download Hamster porn from the Internet and play it in glorious 50inch 3D ?

Offline mh

It`s a Smart TV.  Does that mean I can download Hamster porn from the Internet and play it in glorious 50inch 3D ?

I've yet to see a net connected TV that can handle streaming internet video natively, let alone in HD.

A Chromecast dongle (~£35) is the neatest physical solution, power it from a USB port on the TV and its invisible plugging directly in to an HDMI port. The software side is less wonderful (unless you want to watch YouTube and the main subscription services) but with the "Videostream for Google Chromecast" Chrome browser extension on your PC you can stream any video on the PC to the TV and there's an Android app that acts as a remote control.