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Author Topic: As it's Christmas - will you be taking any gifts along..  (Read 4304 times)

Online RedKettle

may be try it on a regular that your had enough of, sorry bit short of cash, i make it up next time!! Great way to test how good your friendship lasts.

I did that once - I was on my way to a regular and realised I did not have enough cash - sent a text saying that and I would be late as I had to get to a cash machine - she said that was OK pay what I could and make up next time.  I was amazed!!  She is the only regular I have kept for years, probably because of little gestures like that, oh and the great baps and the way she kneels in front of me and gives OWO whilst looking up into my eyes.  Still no gifts - she should be buying me a gift with all I have spent on her over the years.

Online RedKettle

Just remembered that in a weak moment years ago I did give a girl a Xmas tip of £20 - i had been seeing her quite alot and had got a real bargain price for a regular quickie service.  She was pleased and it seemed genuine - but after I walked out I really kicked myself, stupid thing to do.

Never again!  Business transaction and I am the client.

Yep I'll take my Grandad he can watch   :hi:

Yes, of course I will
a. because I am a gent
b. because the girls are all friends
c. because one of them is a lot more than just a friend
d. because it gives me pleasure

and I suppose
e. because I am a fluffy - by the ethos of this board

Step


That's not even being fluffy, that's just flat out delusional.

Offline Steptoe

Under no delusions at all
I do not gift with ANY sense that it may provide reward in terms of performance or costs. I do it for point d. in my post ie because it gives ME pleasure to provide a gift to a lady.

I do not "see" the working girls in this establishment in the normal UKP sense ie in bed, although I have done that in the past. I go there now because their company, yes company, is rewarding. We are all friends.  As stated, one of the girls who now manages rather than works and is a very special friend.

Step.

Offline SirFrank

I can't get a fuck for love not money at the moment so I doubt I'll now be handing over any mullah this side of Christmas and in certainly won't be taking any gifts, even if I do manage to arrange a meet that doesn't go tits up.
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Offline punk

I can't get a fuck for love not money at the moment so I doubt I'll now be handing over any mullah this side of Christmas and in certainly won't be taking any gifts, even if I do manage to arrange a meet that doesn't go tits up.

one positive you will have  dosh come january / february when the punting scene goes quiet  and the escorts are more likely to be less busy.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 11:01:41 PM by punk »

Offline 385North

one positive you will have  dosh come january / february when the punting scene goes quiet  and the escorts are more likely to be less busy.

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 11:15:04 PM by 385North »

Offline Quesadilla

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?
I hope so - in which case there may be a silver lining to my Christmas cloud.  I've had to cancel all my pre-Christmas punts due to a major customer proposal I'm having to work on round the clock - so I will have a pretty huge pot of punting budget when January comes around and hopefully can take advantage of any January sales.   :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline punk

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

i really don't know, may be its the christmas hang over.

Curious6705

So why does it go quiet between Jan-Feb? My regular was explaining this but it's still a mystery to me. Cash-strapped punters after the Christmas period, perhaps?

Yes - seems a fairly simple explanation. The end of Jan is officially the bluest time of year I believe. People have had  their January credit card bills and many know they're stuffed for spending money until Feb pay day. It's also often the coldest time of the year and the days are still quite short.

Offline Happylad

I thought all my Christmas punting arrangements were satisfactorily sorted but my regular has tried to cash in by buggering up my bookings to squeeze a few more in, so this month`s punting money plus her Xmas present have just been applied to the purchase of a nice new oversize TV to keep me entertained until the New Year.

Offline mh

...so this month`s punting money plus her Xmas present have just been applied to the purchase of a nice new oversize TV to keep me entertained until the New Year.

And since you've been your very own Santa Claus, just play some top quality HD porn to the shiny large screen to allow Santa to empty his sack and stave off the desire to punt!  :drinks:

Offline Happylad

And since you've been your very own Santa Claus, just play some top quality HD porn to the shiny large screen to allow Santa to empty his sack and stave off the desire to punt!  :drinks:

It`s a Smart TV.  Does that mean I can download Hamster porn from the Internet and play it in glorious 50inch 3D ?

Offline mh

It`s a Smart TV.  Does that mean I can download Hamster porn from the Internet and play it in glorious 50inch 3D ?

I've yet to see a net connected TV that can handle streaming internet video natively, let alone in HD.

A Chromecast dongle (~£35) is the neatest physical solution, power it from a USB port on the TV and its invisible plugging directly in to an HDMI port. The software side is less wonderful (unless you want to watch YouTube and the main subscription services) but with the "Videostream for Google Chromecast" Chrome browser extension on your PC you can stream any video on the PC to the TV and there's an Android app that acts as a remote control.


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