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Author Topic: As it's Christmas - will you be taking any gifts along..  (Read 4315 times)

... apart from the usual fee and a fully loaded pair of testicles?  :D

As a rule I don't normally bother, but during the season of goodwill I have been known to take a regular some malteesers or ferero rocha's.

Flash bastard me.  :dance:

Offline Diehard

Yes I will be.........her fee!

Offline Steptoe

Yes, of course I will
a. because I am a gent
b. because the girls are all friends
c. because one of them is a lot more than just a friend
d. because it gives me pleasure

and I suppose
e. because I am a fluffy - by the ethos of this board

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Offline Clooney

I will be bringing along an item to enhance one particular area of our play. Hopefully to our mutual pleasure and benefit.

Don't want to say here in case the girl looks in. It is a surprise or supposed to be!

Offline x369

This is one of my biggest downfalls as after the initial visit I normally take along gifts Christmas is no exception.

Last year I purchased Dior make up and Chanel perfume for one WG as a Christmas gift and followed up with Christian Louboutin shoes for her birthday, a proper TWAT me.  :dash: :dash:

I will be bringing along an item to enhance one particular area of our play. Hopefully to our mutual pleasure and benefit.

Don't want to say here in case the girl looks in. It is a surprise or supposed to be!

A diamond encrusted butt plug?  :hi:

Offline RedKettle

I buy a gift for the binmen and the postie because they work hard outside in all weathers all year for little money.  WGs earn an hourly rate that those workers can only dream of and often are less cheerful or helpful!

In fact as we are the clients paying them loads each year then perhaps they should be buying us gifts to keep us happy, and the cost would be tax deductible for them, oh but perhaps not.....

Oh dear, got my grumpy head on.  Cannot be getting enough, but have a little Xmas present booked for tomorrow....

Offline galcom666

We have this exact debate around Chinese new year. WG expect red packets.

The response is I'm not married (only married/widowed/divorced) individuals have to give them out.

I'll turn up with the cash. That's the only gift they'll need.....

I thank you!

tcm

Offline Clooney

A diamond encrusted butt plug?  :hi:

No, she has one of those. Or at least a bejewelled one at any rate...

Ravanelli

I buy a gift for the binmen and the postie because they work hard outside in all weathers all year for little money.  WGs earn an hourly rate that those workers can only dream of and often are less cheerful or helpful!

In fact as we are the clients paying them loads each year then perhaps they should be buying us gifts to keep us happy, and the cost would be tax deductible for them, oh but perhaps not.....


Good point well made. In my business it was the norm for service providers bring round bottles of alcohol every year. We would end up with ridiculous amounts of spirits. It's frowned upon these days though and seen as potential bribery so any we get given I raffle them off for local charities. No skin off my nose seeing as I don't really drink.

Offline smiths

... apart from the usual fee and a fully loaded pair of testicles?  :D

As a rule I don't normally bother, but during the season of goodwill I have been known to take a regular some malteesers or ferero rocha's.

Flash bastard me.  :dance:

A couple of excellent regulars assuming they still offer me good service will get a box of chocolates.

Ravanelli

A couple of excellent regulars assuming they still offer me good service will get a box of chocolates.

Does that mean you'll be hanging onto the chocolates in lieu of them putting some effort into your next session?  :D

Offline smiths

Does that mean you'll be hanging onto the chocolates in lieu of them putting some effort into your next session?  :D

Of course, i dont hand out chocolates willy nilly. :D

Offline Goofy85

No, because I am not a fluffy.

The only thing they are getting is my yule log.

Any man with box of chocolates in his hand spotted anywhere may be a punter then  :D

Online hendrix

No, she has one of those. Or at least a bejewelled one at any rate...

 :thumbsup:

I take a bottle of fizz and a small box of choc's on every AW punt. It's almost always appreciated.
The best one was taking fizz & chocolates to a LMP party. I was called 'Mr Champagne Man' by the girls and well rewarded  :D

Does an anal pounding equate to a dead nice Chrimbo pressie?

Online webpunter

An extra tenner.  Have seen one WG with chocs stacked up, which i commented on whilst brandishing the small tip.  Gifts for kids & family as she put it coz she'd eat too many.  Cash avoids any inkling of EAS on their part.  Might do champagne if discussed before & that it will at least be opened.  Especially if last booking of the day with a potential over-run on time
Top idea for a party set-up "Mr Champagne".  Did you get to spray it everywhere ?  :lol:
« Last Edit: December 03, 2014, 12:21:08 AM by webpunter »

Offline tonysoprano

Yeh if they offer me a discount or a freebie, i'll bring a present.

Quid pro quo and all that.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline west8

Sorry to burst any fluffy bubbles, but the girls often laugh at the shit that some guys bring along, regardless of the time of year.

Flowers ... "What the fuck am I supposed to do with them?"
Chocolates ... "If I ate all the fucking chocolate guys bring along, I'd be as fat as some of the guys who come along."
Wine ... "Only an idiot brings along warm white wine."
Wine ... "A cheap red is worse than a bottle of coke."
Lingerie ... "I only wear La Perla. What is this Ultimo shit?"

I won't name her, but at a recent encounter a certain very well reviewed girl showed me a pair of earrings a client had bought for her. Then she said: "you can see they are cheap shit. Probably only about £200."

She then THREW the box across the room and started laughing when it hit the wall and broke into two.


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Of course, i dont hand out chocolates willy nilly. :D


These perhaps?



Or this;

Just For Her

Offline Goofy85

West 8 is correct. Girls I have met have generally mocked the gifts they receive. One girl showed me a cupboard full of underwear, Gucci bags, jewellery that will go on eBay because they have no room for it and move from place to place, unable to carry it all.

Offline Clooney

:thumbsup:

Hopefully if this particular gift goes down well you may get the benefit of it at a later date too! :thumbsup:


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