Overall Rating: Positive
Link External Link/Members Only opposite the Iceland Supermarket.
Sister establishment to:
External Link/Members Only just down the road 2 blocks, opposite the Tesco Express
Cost 1-hour deep tissue massage £70 plus extra £60 hand job and touching. Total £130.
Location 193, Trafalgar Road, London, SE10 9EQ.
+44 (0) 203 971 8078
+44 (0) 789 999 6450
[email protected] Logistics, booking and communication Ruean Siam Sauna and Massage is located on the busy A206 Trafalgar Road into London. Its entrance is right on the street, next to all the other local businesses, who all know what is going on. The location is direct opposite to the Iceland Supermarket which is well busy.
To go up to the door and enter the floor to ceiling clear glass frontage to stand at Reception to enquire after services is for the braver and confident soul who would not care less for all those outside the premises who can see in through the clear glass.
Pricing is written on the clear glass with a consistent £70 for one hour of differing types of massage. The business must be locking in price against inflation for the pricing to be painted on the glass front I thought.
OPENING HOURS
MONDAY – 11:00am – 11:00pm
TUESDAY – 11:00am – 11:00pm
WEDNESDAY – 11:00am – 11:00pm
THURSDAY – 11:00am -11:00pm
FRIDAY – 11:00am -11:00pm
SATURDAY – 11:00am – 11:00pm
SUNDAY – 11:00am – 11:00pm
Services Deep tissue massage £70 for 60 minutes and hand job with touching £60.
External Link/Members OnlyGirlThe lady is a Thai, slim, petite, mid 30s, artificial boobs.
MeetingI went into the reception to ask if there was a masseur available for immediate appointment. I had not rung ahead. The two Thai women at reception all looked at each other. This is where I regret not thinking to pick one or the other as both being at reception meant they were available I thought. Either were in the mid 30s and were slim and petite. To be fair either would be fine.
In the end I gave it pot luck as to who is sent in after me. I was told £70 for the hour massage I wanted and handed it over in cold hard cash. I followed one of the one of the Thai women to a massage room on the same level as the reception. I was shown a massage room cubicle which was set up and after I closed the door I proceeded to undress to my pants.
I then got on the massage table and laid face down and waited.
Eventually someone came into the room and introduced themselves. I did not catch the name. Sorry. We chatted a bit like asking if I have been here before. I said it was my first time but not my first massage. I said I have been to the Thai massage spot two block down called Baad Nuad. The lady said that Ruean Siam is its sister establishment. In the end we concluded that I have been here before since the same women were shared across the two premises due to how busy they were so each woman got shifts.
Massage style discussed and agreed the lady went to work on my legs, then my lower back then upper back, shoulders and arms. At the beginning the massage was me covered in the towel as she kind of rubbed me down then it was bare skin to skin with her hands. There was a stage when she got up on my back to use her whole-body weight and feet on me to get at the knots in my back.
Getting to the rump of the session, the lady started doing some credit card swipes up and down between my arse cheeks and touching my arse and my balls like they were part of the massage or just slips of the hand. I said nothing as I do see a sign on the wall about there is no extra services available and that the massage would be stopped if they were requested. Finally, the lady asks if there is something else extra, I would like. Her accent is really bad so I have to get her to repeat what she said before I got it. We discuss what she was offering and I said I would like a hand job and could I feel her up and touch her all nude. She said £60 and I did not negotiate. She said give her the money later as it would spoil the mood.
The lady then proceeds to strip nude, I am able to from my lying on my back position touch her arse and fondle her breasts which are firm as they are man-made. Whilst I do this, she gives me a hand job with lots of oil. I am under a bit of pressure so it takes a bit for me to get into the mood and rhythm of what is going on. I have to think and concentrate hard to get me over the edge. I help out a little myself.
I ask if she could also play with my nipples with one hand and I used my hand on the other nipple while she yanked my donger. She complies. I use my other hand to continue playing with her arse and feeling its contours and yield as I gently squeeze and manipulate those arse cheeks.
After a fair bit of effort, I came. The woman helped me clean up with dry tissues. I needed a minute to recuperate as I was breathing heavily either the intense pressure and concentration to blast from a hand job.
The woman left for a bit then came back where we had a post deed chat.
I was told that if you want extra services then strip nude for the massage and if you did not want extra services then keep your pants on. I had my pants on which was while it was a while before the extra services came up in my appointment.
I dressed up, went to the toilet, bid my farewells and walked straight out into the street not looking left or right to join the passer byes walking by.
PositivesI enjoyed the massage.
NegativesI know the Thai lady was small and petite but I wish it was stronger as I do have some knots that need attending to.
Entrance is totally exposed as it’s a floor to ceiling glass frontage with the only protection for discretion is some thin gold lettering of prices for massage services painted on the glass. So be confident or be brave when coming here since as long as you are stuck waiting at reception anyone driving by on the A206 or walking on the footpath can see you standing there and they all know why you are there.
Baad Nuad gave me a bottle of water after my massage to drink to rehydrate which is something nice to end the session and return. Ruean Siam did not even though it’s the same girls.
Overall, would I return? Yes.
