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External Link/Members OnlyAfter years of curiosity, I finally met Monica today. She now lives and works from a house close to Collier Row roundabout. She said she won’t use the Chingford place anymore, as she finds it too dirty.
Her AW photo is at least 15 years old. She’s a short, chubby lady in her late 50s (or maybe very early 60s), with huge boobs that therefore hang a lot but are still nice and round. No pancakes. She's got a naturally hairy pussy with some grey hair. Her pussy is not as loose as I was hoping. (I’m looking for a really loose, almost prolapsing pussy that naturally stands slightly or fully open. Any tips?) Anyway, I couldn't get more than 2 fingers into her - but I had hoped for 4.
I paid £60 for half an hour, including anal. Her asshole looked and felt reasonably tight (my girth is a bit above average, so I’m told) and I asked if she can gape it for me. She said she could And indeed, whenever I pulled out, she showed a well-used, gaping hole that otherwise is not visible - and that doesn’t feel loose either.
However, after some deep arse fucking with pulling out several times, a bit of shit became visible. This caused her considerable embarrassment and she wouldn't stop apologising. While I’m not at all into scat, being an arse fuck pro, I know that this can sometimes happen. Especially when gaping after deep banging. It's not the end of the world for me, but I find it really off-putting if the issue is then discussed constantly - as here the case. So I asked her to wank me off, even though she had offered to clean up, including anal rinse.
Yes, she is chatty. Very chatty indeed. As mentioned by other reviewers, she keeps talking about her customers all the time, goes on about what a pro she is, etc. I think she might have issues of low self-esteem.
She's Romanian and, like most of them, happy with very straight-forward talking. So I texted her in advance what I wanted to do: See her in thin/transparent stockings; look at her spread pussy; finger her lubed pussy; get OWO; and fuck her arse with condom. And I made very clear that I didn't want to be rushed: No "cum, baby", please. And I wrote: Don't worry - if it it takes longer, I pay more.
That worked all in all reasonably well - but as I said, she just can't stop talking; so when I fucked her up the arse, she went on how nice it is to my dick inside her arse, etc. etc. She just can't shut up.
Toothy OW, as mentioned. Not for me ,and she can't really do it differently, apparently.
And yes, her room is scorching hot. I don't want to see her bill.
All in all, I'll give Monica a neutral rating here. I will probably not go again - unless I really really need chap, quick anal sex.
