External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Shop on a busy part of Old Market, on street parking nearby or at Cabot's Circus
Price: £55 for 60 minutes of massage, £50 for hand relief and topless
Comms: Via text, very good
I was in central Bristol and walked by this shop and the door was wide open so I walked in to see what it was all about. The problem with Old Market is that it's a very busy street, lots of cars in traffic but I managed to sneak in reasonably discretely. There were a collection of older Thai women in the reception and most of them were pretty unremarkable in the looks department. One took my eye, her name was Rose and I decided to have a massage with her. She was the best of a bad bunch in terms of looks and I’d estimate she was in her 50s, pretty face and slim.
The first thing I noticed as she walked me to her “therapy suite” is how big the place is, a little bit like a Thai massage Tardis with quite a few massage rooms.
The massage room had it’s own shower which I didn’t bother with because it had seen better days. The room was hotter than hell but well appointed for a Thai massage. Interestingly, at the beginning of the massage she asked me if I wanted any extras. I’ve never had that before in a Thai shop and it spoils the whole “will she, won’t she” vibe. I just went for the standard rub and tug package, exchanged money and we were off.
The massage was acceptable, nothing special but not horrific either. On the turn, she takes her top off to reveal two bee stings for boobs. She does have however is a very firm ass which she seemed to enjoy me playing with. She continues with a very good handjob and gets me over the line in no time at all. During the handjob tried to upsell a blowjob and FS but I didn’t take her up on the offer.
In summary, an impulsive and experimental punt, I wasn’t expecting much and that’s exactly what I got and hence the neutral.
Would I return? No.
