External Link/Members Only Thought I'd give this place another chance after my last visit a couple months back to see if the service has improved at all. Unfortunately no .
Comms are easy enough , ring up and whichever masseuse is free usually will book you in . Tried something different this time and asked how old the lady was as I wanted to see if a younger 20-30 would be available. She said she was 25 , and asked if she does a good massage which she said yes so continued.
Again the place is easy enough to find a quiet residential street with her own drive for parking, a lot of nosey neighbours about though as was midday( I'm sure they know what goes on in here)
I was greeted by 'Lucky' , she was mid 40s possibly going on 50 you can't tell with Asians sometimes . She was a lil chubby but has a cute face so decided to continue. Paperwork sorted £45 hour and double for body to body so gave her £90 then an extra £10 and told her give me a good massage medium hard but more hard .
Once again this is where the negative comes in one of the worst massages I've had . Very weak and just was more rubbing around and an amateur massage at best . I asked her 2-3 times to go harder which she did for a minute before going back to limp hands . No CC swipes until near the end for the flip over .
She undressed and her body wasn't the most appealing but had some nice tits and nipples , which I complimented and asked if sucking allowed she said yes but then went and put anti viral cleanser on them ... Like wtf she wanted me to suck chemicals fucking moron I instantly told her forget that I'm not licking chemicals.
She motioned for blowjob instead no charge I said ok and once again cellophane wrapper comes out ? Do they not know what condoms are or are they that much of a cheapskates. Again I declined her and said no just body to body and wanking . Body to body was Blaise , hand job only decent part she took her time and when I asked her to slow down she did . Once I finished and I went to get up she said lay down and do head massage . I accepted but whilst doing head massages tries to start massaging my cheeks and nose and eyes I stopped her before she could properly start as she's just had her hands on my cock and ass and now wants to touch my face . I had to decline her again and said no touching face.
Got up got dressed when she' was small talking and asked if she did good job , I just smiled and said yes but that's last time I'm going here . Any other recommendations for massages in Luton please feel free to share . I've never been to the ones in town centre or high town as they seem busy and not very discreet.
