Link: External Link/Members OnlyName: Taisy
Duration: 30 Minutes
Fee Paid: £80
Rates: 30mins - £80, 45 mins - £100 1 hour - £120
Backgound: After looking on UKP I decided to take a risk on a known B&S massage
Comms: Pretty bad. They responded fast and sent a few photos of ladies working at two locations. I knew from Tantraman's review of Taisy that it was a bait and switch. I took photos of one of the other ladies and put it into an image search. It turns out they are using photos from TikTok accounts. Also, they asked me to text before going to the front door / intercom, but then didn't reply. This left me hanging around for a few minutes in front of the establishment which is a busy office block. It turns out she has moved since the previous review. It is the same agency operating from
External Link/Members OnlyPlace: Strange location. It is a flat inside an office building in Paddington. You go up to a certain floor then take a door which goes outdoors onto a landing. The front door was not easy to find and I almost confused it with another door.
Girl: Ukrainian woman. Slim and quite pretty. If I was to rate her I would say 6.5. I would guess about 27 with blown up lips which I didn't like. Probably B cup tits. Long dark hair with blonde dyed highlights, but could have been an extension for all I know. Large flower tattoo on right hip.
Service: I had arrived late due to the cock up with the head office asking me to text and then not replying. I attempted to tell her this to make sure I would get 30 minutes, but she didn't understand. When she told me it was not her I was texting she made no reassurance that I would get the full time, but did mention "half an hour" at some point. She appeared a bit distant, almost spaced at times before and during the massage. She was texting her head office at the start and seemed too absorbed to engage with me.
Eventually I paid her and lay down on the massage table. She continued dealing with texts for about thirty seconds after I lay down. She also left the phone on the buzzer so I was constantly hearing new messages during the massage which annoyed me throughout. She offered "4 hands massage" so must have had another lady in the flat, but I wasn't interested. Oil on back followed by fairly standard massage. She seems to know what she is doing, but It didn't feel amazing. Climbed on top and rubbed herself against my back. I couldn't really feel her boobs as they are not that big and she is not that heavy. Standard attempts at Tantric, breathing close to my ear etc. When she stood close I reached back and started feeling her arse.
Turned over and she got on top. Rubbed her boobs up against my body and close to my face. I felt her arse some more pulling her cheeks apart and feeling between them. I received the opposite of a previous review: she didn't allow me any kisses, but let me touch her pussy a little, but only near the clit. I asked her if I could suck her tits which she had not put close enough to my face. She said yet but when I sat up and sucked her nipple she said "No eat!" So that was the end of that meal. I didn't really fancy her. She is young and quite attractive but I don't agree with Tantraman that she is anything aw dropping. I think her face lacked the jawline, and her body the fuller figure of the photos that were used on the advert. Anyway to cut a long story short she brought me off, and seemed to be looking at the clock as if I had time for a shower. She didn't seem to care that I had arrived late as a result of her head office messing me around. So I felt a bit rushed.
She directed me to take a towel and pointed to a particular one. When I got to the bathroom it was definitely wet at the edges for some reason. I don't know if it had been used but I ended up using what I was given.
Conclusion: Average massage with a girl who is pleasant but only sometimes put in any enthusiasm. They advertise the service as "Warm hugs" and "mutual sensual massage" but Taisy felt a bit detached. The place is a bait and switch operation, but I give it a negative mainly because of the palaver with the text message which meant I arrived late when they failed to reply, and the towel which was a bit icky as it was wet before I used it. The lady was nice but is replying to a lot of text messages to arrange appointments. She never seemed fully present, but kind of spaced out.
