Author Topic: Kali (The Magic Touch) - Renfrew (Town Centre)  (Read 3157 times)

Offline HyndlandHello

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Price Paid: £60 massage + £40 for B2B and HE

The Girl: Scottish through and through (and a funny, cheeky wee cunt an all). Said she used to do stripping, and I believe it. Had a baby recently apparently, but that has only accentuated her curves in every one of the right places. Perfect breasts - a toned body for so soon post-partum, and a pretty cheeky wee face rounds off a good little combo. And she's quite short too which is great - maybe 5'5" - which I prefer.

Experience: I know, I know, I normally only post my negative reviews and complaints. I'm sorry fellas. But this lady is a deserved exception.

I think it's fair to say, many of us are dismayed at the quality of naughty massage options in Glasgow. I am chief among the disillusioned. In my desperation, I turned to Gumtree without any idea how that was going to go or be. But the wee man was in a state of desperation, and at those times my head doesn't do the talking. Couldn't get through on the phone, but Kali responded quickly on WhatsApp and chatted through services. She seemed really nice, and so it would prove in person.

We agreed a B2B massage with a happy ending. She directed me to near her flats, and I called when nearby to get let in. My only complaint, and it is worth noting boys, is that you have to climb 3 stories of stairs to get to her. Fuck me I was exhausted - it just goes to show I need more exercise (preferably of a type that doesn't involving pumping lassies!)

When I got there, the flat was alright - a wee bit messy in the hallway, but the bathroom was clean (used this beforehand), as was the bedroom. Notes exchanged, got my kit off and was directed to lie face down on the bed. She's a talker, and funny - so we chatted for a bit about our respective work as I undressed, but then it was down to the action. Shes a decent wee masseuse, and the B2B element was excellent (her gorgeous body writhing all over me, her encouraging me to touch her ass and breasts during this) but trust me, what separates her from the rest is her technique for tickling, swiping and reach arounds.

In the end, I found myself encouraged to be on all fours, with my asshole, balls and cock getting completely delighted with the feathery, soft, oily touches of this lasses' wee hands. Absolute heaven, and by far the best I've had in Glasgow ever.

I was rock fucking hard when I turned over. All areas were available to touch and enjoy, and that's a wonderful thing, because as I took in her body it's really gorgeous. I'm pretty sure there's more on offer here boys, but I didn't have the cash and the way she worked me with her hands was so wonderful I didn't even ask. I didn't even try to get fingers inside etc. it's not what we had discussed or negotiated.

Her eye contact was great - and she was clearly enjoying it as I was getting closer and closer to climax. I asked if I could cum on her perfect pert tits, and she lay down and expertly employed her hands to bring me off with stream after stream of warm white cum spurting all over her tits and tummy. Fuck me, she got both nuts worth, and I was well satisfied.

No rush at this point, she felt she'd done an awesome job clearly (she had!) and wiped herself off and helped to clean me up too. We had a chat as I dressed, got a wee kiss goodbye, and went out onto the street feeling a million dollars. Said she does strippograms too btw - not my thing - but she'd be a riot at a party lol

Recommendation: 1000% positive. Will I go back? Fuck yes, no stopping me. So almost didn't post this, because want to keep this crazy fire-cracker to myself. But far too good not to share. Treat her well boys

Offline HyndlandHello

Oo sorry should have said, her number, apols:

Mobile / WhatsApp: Number not on advert removed.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2025, 08:00:03 pm by daviemac »

Offline Ryanmartin83


Offline HyndlandHello

Hey Ryan - was indeed. Meeting ended up lasting ~45 tho, couldn't hold on longer lol!


Offline HyndlandHello

Website: External Link/Members Only

Price Paid: £60 massage + £90 for B2B and FS

Mobile / WhatsApp: Number not on advert removed

The Girl: As per last time. A wee Scots lass, fit and sexy, ex pole-dancer, funny as fuck and mad as a hatter. This time dressed up in a wee schooldisco-type outfit for me as per request, looking sexy af. Lots of chat too, but when we got down to business, it was all about my pleasure.

Experience: I'm catching up on these reviews, I've now seen Kali 3 times, here's the experience of the second, sorry been so busy at work!

So, I'll start with two wee negatives: she kept me waiting, and the stairs to her apartment still fucking knackered me out so that I presented myself at the top a sweating, panting fucking idiot. The first of these negatives is more serious - had to sit in a bloody cafe for quarter of an hour before seeing her. Yes, she 100% kept her apologetic promises over WhatsApp to make it worth the wait, but still, I was giving her a skeptical eye by the time I was allowed into her apartment.

So, those are the negs. Everything else was pure bliss. Her apartment is as previously described - I went to the toilet to quickly freshen up, then shown to the bedroom where I got naked and was laid down by Kali. This time, she knew just what I liked as she remembered me. (In fairness, we chatted a bit on WhatsApp beforehand, and she even sent me some content that she says is normally paid for suiting my wishes).

The massage element was therefore shorter, and she soon had me on all fours, moaning like a wee manslut as she got me completely rock hard with her amazing finger and handwork from behind (she excels at this, as per last review). She asked me to turn around and lie on my back, and I thought that, since I regretted not asking last time, I'd take my chance this time. "Okay, but I really really want to fuck you hard," I said. Ahh, the devilish dirty little grin on her fucking face said it all!

She reached for wipes and a wee hidden condom, and told me it would be extra which I immediately agreed, and that she doesn't do this with all her clients but she'll do it with me because she likes me (believe that if you will gentlemen). She was so gentle and sensual wiping my cock off and putting the condom on, and then lay on the bed, smiled coyly, bit her lip, and told me to fuck her good.

To paraphrase Jane Eyre: "Reader, I fucked her".

I fucked her good, deep and long. And she was tight as the paper on the wall, responsive, and dirty in every fucking little aspect and position. Ended up with her on her back again, pulled out, got the johnny off, and cumming all over her perfectly round tits and chin and mouth, just as I like it and without any complaint. In fact, she was smiling and well impressed at the size and consistency of the load.

Helped to clean up, hilarious chat as I dressed, and told that if I need "help" in between visits there are content "packages" for a decent price. Not my thing my love, but fair play to those it is. Left with a big smile on my face, and empty balls between my legs.

Recommendation: YES!!! Totally and utterly positive (even though she kept me waiting, a pet peeve), recommend without hesitation. Will I go back? Well, as you already know, I've been back. I just need some time to get the next one written up, and think of more 19th century literary allusions to use.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2025, 08:00:48 pm by daviemac »

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This is madness, you positively reviewed her on Friday..3 days ago!!!

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Are you getting a discount to tout this SP, there's no point in reviewing the same SP every few days.

Only phone numbers showing on a current advert can be posted, the one you posted is not the on on the advert you linked to.

BTW in your first review are you insinuating members on here treat service providers in any way other than with respect.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2025, 08:04:05 pm by daviemac »

Offline HyndlandHello

Sorry guys, didn't know there were those sorts of rules. And since I found out more about her services in the next punt, I thought I'd post the experience up! As for implying anyone doesn't treat SPs well, obviously that's not at all what I meant, it was a joke!?!? I guess I'll keep my opinions to myself apols!! :-(
« Last Edit: August 19, 2025, 09:42:50 am by HyndlandHello »

Offline Scottjones

Sounds great!! Did you have to pay her a deposit? Says in her profile she takes advanced payments. I’ve had bad experiences with this before

Offline HyndlandHello

Hey Scott - I've never paid a deposit since my neg review ages ago of Kateyand in the West End who took the money and fucked off. TBH, would never do so again, and it doesn't matter if I've seen the lass before, because I had in the case of Kateyand. So no absolutely not, for me that's a massive red flag, never again.

Offline Superhands

Hey sounds awesome going by review, what age would you say she was?
Thanks

Offline HyndlandHello

Oof, hard, I would say late twenties?!

Offline BigS44

It’s the girl from rutherglen who had a “danger keep out” sign on her door. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion but she’s definitely not a stunner and I stupidly followed my other brain and had a massage and fs. Review to follow but it scrapes a neutral.

Offline HyndlandHello

Hey BigS - are you sure? She never mentioned being in Rutherglen, said to me she's from Renfrew area, and flat looked like her own (no way it was a air bnb or rental)?? Have no idea of the market in Rutherglen mind you

Offline BigS44

She was in rutherglen years ago. I’ve saw her or I should say I nearly saw her  in that same flat as well although I walked because of the crazy door and she had seemed to be “partying”. There was a thread about her and more than one review I’m sure from a while ago. She likes to party regularly as far as I’m aware and openly talked about that stuff with me. I’ll put review up over the weekend

Offline BigS44

Kandi, Hollie were names she went by if I remember