If you only read one line......AVOID
Comms : Answered phone call with good english saying would send postcode which quickly arrived. Agreed timeslot over SMS
Location : Central Chelmsford not far from M&S. Never realised the building was residential. Entry via buzzer then ground floor flat which seemed nice enough (didnt see much of it)
Lady: Met behind door by two ladies in lingerie. Neither looked anything like the profile for Kelly. One held up phone with message on it saying "please choose one of the the two of us". Clearly english is not their strong point, nor were they the person who answered the phone.
Should have walked at this point, but having travelled to get there and waited 10 mins beyond agreed time I was too interested in some action.
Chose the prettier faced of the two. Facially actually she was rather nice, i would guess 25-30 years old (the other lady looked older) with a tiny bit of belly fat and young rather than fit/lean body
Action : Into bedroom, no offer of shower. Held up phone with 30 mins, 60 mins etc options and pricing. I pointed to 30 mins for £80
Then a 2nd screen offering French kissing, OWO (£20 each) and anal (£50)....didnt opt for any
Undressed and she literally applied condom to flaccid willy while i was still stood up getting out of my clothes. With her sat on bed (me standing) she started oral. 2-3 mins in she stood up and asked "doggy?". I said no and pointed for her to lie on bed but she wouldnt move down bed so i was forced to stand/squat at end of bed to get inside her. Lots of fake moaning, "fcuk me harder, cum baby" from the off.
I was bored now so flipped her around for doggy but she got frustrated that i hadnt come so she got on top (at least i got to be on the bed finally !!).
Decided to cut my losses and enjoy cumming in (condom) a facially attractive young (compared to me) lady.
No help tidying up as she was too busy putting her lingerie back on. Got myself dressed and out onto street. 12 mins from having gone in
Had i paid £40 for a walk-up in Soho i would rate this as a very low neutral. For £80 it was shockingly crap, plus also Bait & Switch
Return visit ? well NO !!
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