Author Topic: The hottest massage girl I’ve ever seen, chinatown  (Read 8525 times)

Offline The Massage Connoisseur

I am in complete shock over what happened to me a few days ago.  I think of myself as a connoisseur when it comes to happy ending massages. I don’t have any experience with other things like escorts or B2B etc.. but when it comes to HE I’ve been to probably over 300 in London and this is the first time I have EVER seen a girl this hot and young. She was probably around 19yrs old, exceptionally pretty with an amazing body.

She must be freshly new to the industry as I’ve travelled here many times over the years and have never seen her. I imagine she’s just arrived from china. Given how young she is it’s possible she’s a university student that is doing this as a way to make extra income.

However, she was in soo much demand that even though I waited 3 hours for her I was still unable to get a session with her.

I was in china town looking for a massage when I saw this girl come to the door, I was in disbelief how amazing she was so I quickly started walking fast to her, I get very close to her and we smile and I go to say hi then boom I felt a shoulder barge into me and it was an older man who ran straight to her and got her before me. He must have saw me going and literally ran to beat me. She immediately went straight in with him, didn’t even look back at me.

Given how attractive she was I figured it would be worth waiting for after she’s done, an hour later she came back to the door and I quickly started walking over to her , then BOOM another man literally running again, runs past me and gets to her before me again. I was quite angry at that point but nothing I could have done.

So I wait again and that’s when I realise, I look around and I see multiple men all standing around the road and realise they are ALL waiting for her. They must have had the exact same thought, they must have seen she’s so young and sooo hot that she’s worth waiting for. I realised this was my competition to get there before them, so I go a bit closer to the entrance and wait there, it looked very suspicious me standing there so another lady came to the door and asked whether I wanted a massage.

I told her I was waiting for the other girl and she laughed and said yes she’s very popular, whenever she works it is the busiest they have ever had. I asked what other nights the girl works but she wouldn’t tell me and wouldn’t give me any personal information so I continue to wait till she’s back.

After waiting by the door for a while, an older really dirty homeless or junkie man comes, he really stunk badly and looked so dirty that I felt uncomfortable being next to him and he seemed a bit aggressive so I didn’t want to risk anything so I slowly back away from him. I see he is holding cash in his hand and goes stands DIRECTLY on their doorstep, he had no shame and just stood in front of the entrance holding the cash so it was impossible for me to overtake him unless I push him but I definitely did not want to do that for my own safety I didn’t want to go near him.

After some time the girl comes back down and to my surprise she accepts this homeless/junkie looking man. Honestly I thought she would reject him given how dirty he was I figured she’d have at least some self respect boundaries to reject him, unless she’s just being forced to accept anyone by the owner, who knows.. maybe she doesn’t have a choice. But after seeing her accept him in, I lost my appetite and didn’t want to lay on the same bed as him. (Sorry I know this sounds rude for me to say and I sincerely apologise if it sounds inconsiderate, I just wanted to have a bit of personal hygiene)

Plus after seeing him go in with her and it’s now been 2-3 hours I realised I couldn’t stand there any longer, it was a hot day and very late so I decide to go home. Meanwhile there were still other men waiting there.

But what an experience, in my entire time going to massages I’ve never seen people desperately queuing for one girl and pushing me over just to get to her first.

Location: china town, Street name removed, london

Has anyone ever seen this girl before or know where I can find her next time? Perhaps she works at other establishments on certain days? I went again every day since to check but couldn’t see her there. Spoke with one girl there and she said that the boss moves them around into different locations and wouldn’t be able to tell me where.

Im going to keep checking back there every now and then to hopefully see her again. Would be grateful if anyone could help me find her so I can get my dream appointment with her.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2025, 01:50:15 pm by daviemac »

Offline yesbby

sounds like a scene from a 70's Italian erotic comedy

Offline thejunklord

Someone remove this or move to discussions or something. This isn't a review, no SP name, no shop name and zero experience.

Lot of work into the write-up, appreciate the effort man. You are asking for inputs at the end, so may be ask to move to discussion section.

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However, she was in soo much demand that even though I waited 3 hours for her I was still unable to get a session with her.


So I wait again and that’s when I realise, I look around and I see multiple men all standing around the road and realise they are ALL waiting for her. They must have had the exact same thought, they must have seen she’s so young and sooo hot that she’s worth waiting for.

It sounds like she was Lilly Philips  :lol:

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Im going to keep checking back there every now and then to hopefully see her again. Would be grateful if anyone could help me find her so I can get my dream appointment with her.

On a serious note, I have no idea who this sp is. I wish I could actually help you productively. Maybe other members can help you out in locating her  :unknown:

Good luck anyhow  :hi:

Offline The Massage Connoisseur

Someone remove this or move to discussions or something. This isn't a review, no SP name, no shop name and zero experience.

Lot of work into the write-up, appreciate the effort man. You are asking for inputs at the end, so may be ask to move to discussion section.

Ah you’re right sorry bro, I guess this is more of a discussion / asking for input rather than a review so apologies for posting in wrong thread. I’ll see if I can move it.

Offline Arch

Someone remove this or move to discussions or something. This isn't a review, no SP name, no shop name and zero experience.

Lot of work into the write-up, appreciate the effort man. You are asking for inputs at the end, so may be ask to move to discussion section.

I agree. Also I am not aware of any massage shops on removed itself. Only shop i am aware of would be Everwell no. 7 but they will never have girls standing on the street to hook customers.

There are shops literally on every street surrounding that does offer services: Newport Court has a shop with lots of recent reviews, Everwell no. 5 and a few walk ups on Lisle Street, a few establishments on Little Newport Street, and a massage shop on Wardou Street across from Rupert Court.

Where exactly is this place on No street names as per rules.

« Last Edit: August 15, 2025, 02:00:30 pm by daviemac »

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I am in complete shock over what happened to me a few days ago. 
I don't know what this is supposed to be but it isn't a review, you have to have an agreed booking before a review can be posted.

Reading this you come across as a sex pest who could be at a serious risk of being arrested. Unless it's a walk-up brothel and, as you were outside the whole time, you give no indication this is you make a booking by contacting them by their preferred method, you don't stand on their doorstep and accost them when they answer the door.

Offline Mattygibbsy

I am in complete shock over what happened to me a few days ago.  I think of myself as a connoisseur when it comes to happy ending massages. I don’t have any experience with other things like escorts or B2B etc.. but when it comes to HE I’ve been to probably over 300 in London and this is the first time I have EVER seen a girl this hot and young. She was probably around 19yrs old, exceptionally pretty with an amazing body.

She must be freshly new to the industry as I’ve travelled here many times over the years and have never seen her. I imagine she’s just arrived from china. Given how young she is it’s possible she’s a university student that is doing this as a way to make extra income.

However, she was in soo much demand that even though I waited 3 hours for her I was still unable to get a session with her.

I was in china town looking for a massage when I saw this girl come to the door, I was in disbelief how amazing she was so I quickly started walking fast to her, I get very close to her and we smile and I go to say hi then boom I felt a shoulder barge into me and it was an older man who ran straight to her and got her before me. He must have saw me going and literally ran to beat me. She immediately went straight in with him, didn’t even look back at me.

Given how attractive she was I figured it would be worth waiting for after she’s done, an hour later she came back to the door and I quickly started walking over to her , then BOOM another man literally running again, runs past me and gets to her before me again. I was quite angry at that point but nothing I could have done.

So I wait again and that’s when I realise, I look around and I see multiple men all standing around the road and realise they are ALL waiting for her. They must have had the exact same thought, they must have seen she’s so young and sooo hot that she’s worth waiting for. I realised this was my competition to get there before them, so I go a bit closer to the entrance and wait there, it looked very suspicious me standing there so another lady came to the door and asked whether I wanted a massage.

I told her I was waiting for the other girl and she laughed and said yes she’s very popular, whenever she works it is the busiest they have ever had. I asked what other nights the girl works but she wouldn’t tell me and wouldn’t give me any personal information so I continue to wait till she’s back.

After waiting by the door for a while, an older really dirty homeless or junkie man comes, he really stunk badly and looked so dirty that I felt uncomfortable being next to him and he seemed a bit aggressive so I didn’t want to risk anything so I slowly back away from him. I see he is holding cash in his hand and goes stands DIRECTLY on their doorstep, he had no shame and just stood in front of the entrance holding the cash so it was impossible for me to overtake him unless I push him but I definitely did not want to do that for my own safety I didn’t want to go near him.

After some time the girl comes back down and to my surprise she accepts this homeless/junkie looking man. Honestly I thought she would reject him given how dirty he was I figured she’d have at least some self respect boundaries to reject him, unless she’s just being forced to accept anyone by the owner, who knows.. maybe she doesn’t have a choice. But after seeing her accept him in, I lost my appetite and didn’t want to lay on the same bed as him. (Sorry I know this sounds rude for me to say and I sincerely apologise if it sounds inconsiderate, I just wanted to have a bit of personal hygiene)

Plus after seeing him go in with her and it’s now been 2-3 hours I realised I couldn’t stand there any longer, it was a hot day and very late so I decide to go home. Meanwhile there were still other men waiting there.

But what an experience, in my entire time going to massages I’ve never seen people desperately queuing for one girl and pushing me over just to get to her first.

Location: china town, Street name removed, london

Has anyone ever seen this girl before or know where I can find her next time? Perhaps she works at other establishments on certain days? I went again every day since to check but couldn’t see her there. Spoke with one girl there and she said that the boss moves them around into different locations and wouldn’t be able to tell me where.

Im going to keep checking back there every now and then to hopefully see her again. Would be grateful if anyone could help me find her so I can get my dream appointment with her.

I mean it would helpful to everyone if you named the shop!!!

Also don’t mean to sound rude but that’s very intense you waiting around for that long. In fact I find that very strange. Almost stalker like

Sorry but reading your message back twice that is how it has come across

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It's quite funny though , stories of being shoulder barged out of the way.

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Also don’t mean to sound rude but that’s very intense you waiting around for that long. In fact I find that very strange. Almost stalker like



I disagree. I found the post he shared to  be somewhat humorous  ;)

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I disagree. I found the post he shared to  be somewhat humorous  ;)

That's says a lot about you.

Definitely creepy, and desperate. It paints an unpleasant picture with all those guys outside like vultures. I'd be wary of too much loitering in a CCTV-heavy area. If she's such a sought out hotty, I think OP will be doing well to get any help. More likely he'll have more competition scoping her out.

As an aside, is it strictly a first come, first served approach in these places? I would have thought £50 to the boss lady might ensure next dibs. Or is that fantasy?

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That's says a lot about you.

Definitely creepy, and desperate. It paints an unpleasant picture with all those guys outside like vultures. I'd be wary of too much loitering in a CCTV-heavy area. If she's such a sought out hotty, I think OP will be doing well to get any help. More likely he'll have more competition scoping her out.

As an aside, is it strictly a first come, first served approach in these places? I would have thought £50 to the boss lady might ensure next dibs. Or is that fantasy?

Thank you. Glad you also agree with me

It’s extremely weird and creepy and those sort of men are dangerous and the type of men females fear

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Thank you. Glad you also agree with me

It’s extremely weird and creepy and those sort of men are dangerous and the type of men females fear

I don't know about dangerous. It's just a bit seedy but, hey, it's Soho!

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I don't know about dangerous. It's just a bit seedy but, hey, it's Soho!

Yeh maybe I was a bit extreme. But it always starts off that way. 3 hours is mental waiting around

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Thank you. Glad you also agree with me

It’s extremely weird and creepy and those sort of men are dangerous and the type of men females fear

Talk about taking it to the extreme, maybe it is you that needs to lighten up a little.  :crazy:

It is best not to take yourself too seriously.  :rolleyes:


Offline Stevelondon

Well…….. TMC.

It would appear you and I are poles apart when it comes to punting.

Hanging around for three hours. In the street. Along with a bunch of other hopefuls.
Only to be beaten to it (again) by a dirty old tramp looking guy.

Not my scene at all. But then again I am a classy bloke don’t you know. 😂

Oh I would have loved to have been there. Sitting outside a pub having a beer watching the antics.

I would have posted about it  :D :lol:
« Last Edit: August 15, 2025, 04:23:07 pm by Stevelondon »


Offline fredhiggins

It's quite funny though , stories of being shoulder barged out of the way.
And the tramp fella  :D

Might have been Joe Wilkinson?

Offline genghis69

Funny story.  Reminds of that classic Dave Allen sketch where he sees a £10 note under a car wheel.  He decides to wait in a café opposite for the car owner to drive away. Café is packed. When the car owner gets into his car,  everyone in the cafe jumps up and run outside to grab that note.
 :lol:
« Last Edit: August 16, 2025, 01:49:54 am by genghis69 »

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If it's a Chinese walk-up parlour in Chinatown then they all have establishment names right?  Why hasn't this been disclosed?

Why hasn't the placement of the door been described by proximity to other landmarks?

Not only is OP an obsessive but also not really sharing just begging for help.

If you're so desperate why not go in with the next girl on door and pay her for 1 hr and just wait for the beauty to come out of her room?   :dash:

The rule about naming roads seems a tad schizoid here since we've accepted reviews where the links are to business listings with specific addresses, those were for places that might tenuously claim to be legit or at least not be where sex is offered.  In Soho a road name might cover several establishments all of which will be well known to local Vice cops as active brothels.  There's no wool being pulled over any eyes.

Offline Alastor22

But if this is an establishment, why is the street name forbidden?

When people post about “11 Little Newport St” that never seems to be an issue, why is it an issue here? I did read the rules by the way.

Offline webpunter

I think of myself as a connoisseur when it comes to happy ending massages. I don’t have any experience with other things like escorts or B2B etc.. but when it comes to HE I’ve been to probably over 300 in London and this is the first time I have EVER seen a girl this hot and young.

Here we go again, TMC   :dash:

Thanks for being so generous sharing 1 in 100 of these  :rolleyes:

You really do have a vivid imagination

Thinking about it as such bollox reviews to date on balance its better than you didn't, phew TFFT 

Can anyone imagine the amount of fluffy Hans Christian Andersen crap that would be posted on here ?  :scare: :dash:

Quite the 300 arent you !



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But if this is an establishment, why is the street name forbidden?

When people post about “11 Little Newport St” that never seems to be an issue, why is it an issue here? I did read the rules by the way.

It is because that is a designated and well established place that is open to all to see.
The op didn't mention the name of the shop or anything it may be near. You can't just throw out a street name without anything else to go on.  :hi:
« Last Edit: August 19, 2025, 05:02:25 am by puntingking »

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 :hi: There are quite a few of these places still with the girls luring guys in ..In all my punting days , Ive never used a Soho massage place. I ve just gone straight to the doors with model on ....yes Ive been pushed out of the way a few times by lads in a hurry when they see me walking in to a stairwell that theyve been watching to be the next punter , I ve tried to be polite to the maids and its been usefull chatting to them if you are offered a place to sit and wait take it...

Offline Mstar86

This is comedy gold  :D and agree would have been great to watch with some mates and a few pints!

Waiting 3hrs
In 28° heat
With a bunch of other seedy men
In central London
Pushed/shoved/barged TWICE
And then beaten by a tramp (no offence)

All for some barely legal “newbie”

Crazy day.


Also:

The homeless man might use these places to shower, then have a massage and then a HE. Which he is entitled to like every other paying customer. Don’t think you can be high and mighty when waiting hours to pay peanuts for sexual services but understand the hygiene concerns.

« Last Edit: August 20, 2025, 10:08:59 am by Mstar86 »

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:hi: There are quite a few of these places still with the girls luring guys in ..In all my punting days , Ive never used a Soho massage place. I ve just gone straight to the doors with model on ....yes Ive been pushed out of the way a few times by lads in a hurry when they see me walking in to a stairwell that theyve been watching to be the next punter , I ve tried to be polite to the maids and its been usefull chatting to them if you are offered a place to sit and wait take it...

The seediness of this may be the attraction for many punters.  :unknown:

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Another firework.
Sounds as genuine as Derek Trotter's Rolex.

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I have to say, it does sound like a script for a comedy show, especially given the lack of information about the place, which must be a shop if prospective punters can see the SP approaching the door.

Offline Kojac

Chinese Medicine aka Everwell - 24 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA
 
Has a very pretty chinese girl working with another chinese girl on a Saturday selling expensive chinese medicine.

I thought at the time that the main reason she was there, was to get people into the shop due to how pretty she was, and hopefully they would spend money.

I have comtemplated going back to see if I can charm her out of her knickers, because I kid you not, she was pretty.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2025, 09:54:22 pm by Kojac »

Offline Kojac


I am in complete shock over what happened to me a few days ago.

this is the first time I have EVER seen a girl this hot and young. She was probably around 19yrs old, exceptionally pretty with an amazing body.

However, she was in soo much demand that even though I waited 3 hours for her I was still unable to get a session with her.

boom I felt a shoulder barge into me and it was an older man who ran straight to her and got her before me. He must have saw me going and literally ran to beat me.

BOOM another man literally running again, runs past me and gets to her before me again.
I was quite angry at that point but nothing I could have done.

So I wait again and that’s when I realise, I look around and I see multiple men all standing around the road and realise they are ALL waiting for her. They must have had the exact same thought, they must have seen she’s so young and sooo hot that she’s worth waiting for.

I told her I was waiting for the other girl and she laughed and said yes she’s very popular, whenever she works it is the busiest they have ever had. I asked what other nights the girl works but she wouldn’t tell me and wouldn’t give me any personal information so I continue to wait till she’s back.

Plus after seeing him go in with her and it’s now been 2-3 hours I realised I couldn’t stand there any longer, it was a hot day and very late so I decide to go home. Meanwhile there were still other men waiting there.

But what an experience, in my entire time going to massages I’ve never seen people desperately queuing for one girl and pushing me over just to get to her first.

Spoke with one girl there and she said that the boss moves them around into different locations and wouldn’t be able to tell me where.


The OP may be trolling how knows  :unknown:, however in Soho I have personally witnessed everything written above.

The last girls to cause quite a stir down in Soho were Nadia, Nicola, Roxy and Scarlett, they had back to back bookings with punters paying for 90 minutes.

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The OP may be trolling how knows

Trolling who? He hasn't even mentioned any sp names or any establishment.  :unknown:

Offline webpunter

I'd like TMC to share even some of the other 297 [300 - 3 reviews] massage burds he's supposedly seen in central london  :rolleyes:

Offline puntingking

The Massage Connoisseur has gained about 2 or 3 likes since posting this  :)

Offline webpunter

The Massage Connoisseur has gained about 2 or 3 likes since posting this  :)

Which suggests that he has support from like minded UKPers who think that posting 1 out of very 100 punts / massages is perfectly acceptable  :dash:
The coalition of the unwilling to review
Whatever next ?  :rolleyes:

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But if this is an establishment, why is the street name forbidden?

When people post about “11 Little Newport St” that never seems to be an issue, why is it an issue here? I did read the rules by the way.
Where in the post does it say it's an establishment and where is the link to the advert that shows the address? Without those how am I to know if it's an establishment?

It's up to the poster to show what they are posting is within the rules, it isn't up to the mods to search to see if it is.

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This is comedy gold  :D and agree would have been great to watch with some mates and a few pints!

Waiting 3hrs
In 28° heat
With a bunch of other seedy men
In central London
Pushed/shoved/barged TWICE
And then beaten by a tramp (no offence)

All for some barely legal “newbie”

Crazy day.


Also:

The homeless man might use these places to shower, then have a massage and then a HE. Which he is entitled to like every other paying customer. Don’t think you can be high and mighty when waiting hours to pay peanuts for sexual services but understand the hygiene concerns.

Like a Benny Hill sketch.  :lol:

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Love the Benny Hill reference

Maybe though Sean Connery in The Rock,Bond in Die Another Day