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Seen when she recently toured with Sarah XXX
(External Link/Members Only)Text comms quick,decent English.Final directions via a call (abrupt manner).
Jewellery Quarter apartment,nr. the old BMW showroom£80 for H/H - B2B + OWO + protected sex (CG + standing doggy)Stats : Figure : Face :Profile pics are her.
She’s hot.Hell,BAKING HOT - IMO ! A petite F*ck doll whose face + figure could’ve been AI generated …..utterly wicked body overall …BUT…trashed with 100% static bolt-ons seemingly hewn from Aberdeen granite !Grotesque … like as if her Budapest surgeon had run out of the usual gel bags,phoned the local athletics club for a couple of shot putts,then stuffed them in her chest.What was she/Dr.Gabor thinking ? Violation of a superb bod…..
-Age - early 30s? : 5’3” : size 6 : v.trim + tapered figure
-Tits around 28D.Small pale areola + nips
-Small waist + no belly
-Top drawer bum - pert,dreamily sculpted + firm
-Slim,shapely legs
-Shaven gash ,with a dash of outer pink lippage
-Numerous tatts
-Got a big mole above her ass,a few smaller ones on her upper back
V.pretty angular Slavic-themed face : plumped lips : long dirty blonde hair
Personality : Didn't radiate any warmth from the get - go : clinical.Quiet,but bossy.
Basically managed the whole punt trajectory ,imposing her routine, with a detached air about her.
Could’ve been me, but we didn't really generate any rapport.
The Punt Magic door routine.Was wearing what I now understand to be a slingshot G string thong bikini(basically string straps with strategic small patches over the naughty bits).Tongue-twister extraordinaire,chant that quickly after a few beers.Timmy Mallett's maddening “ Yellow polka dot bikini” no.1 hit springs to mind….
A vision…or three ! Especially when she turned around + I followed,doing my best impression of a human snail with my eyes on stalks! Down boy - behave ! Not a friendly “welcome” - echoing her phone manner.But,my wee fella had -
- sexually railroaded me into proceeding.
Paid up,showered + greeted the bed.She stripped,oiled up and performed her own farcical version of B2B.Basically repeatedly heaving those rocky tits over my back.Ploughing furrows in my flesh - ouch! That spiel on her profile regarding massage skills is fake news - from my experience,anyway.
Turnover,and she got me hard(ish) with an insipid,shallow BJ + hand action.Had a grope of her frontage - stiff + unyielding tits,like welded-on half cannonballs.
Eventually,latex on + she straddled me to ride.Couldn't get a good rocking motion or angle going ,so Carmen suggested doggy - REDEMPTION.
Stood over the bed,face planted herself into the mattress + there was The Big Reveal.A succulent,shapely booty framing a tantalising little slot.
Holy smokes,what a sight ! Nearly had a fatal cardiac event on the spot ! Luckily managed to stave off the Grim Reaper's cruel scythe to go about my sexual business.Carmen,is there a defibrillator on hand? Don't do that to me !
Seeing her folded over,only one thought burst into my mind.What Trump said in his Presidential campaign last year - “We're gonna drill baby,drill!”...and,I suuuure did !(American accent).
Hammered my nail into her for 10mins.She returned fire with some lusty pushbacks,slamming her cheeks onto my loins….nice clappy collisions.The only time she put in some real effort.
Obviously seriously aroused by this slobbering Adonis behind her
ha ha..yeah,right.More likely a cynical attempt to make me pop my pellets quickly so she could reel in the next poor sucker…
Could sense her frustration that I was taking time to blow off.Although unspoken,the “ Cum now baybee” BS hung like heavy fog in the room.
Eventually felt ready to let rip.So, condom off + the Grand Finale was her furiously hand-tearing me skywards with oily palms until I dropped my slop.Commented negatively about the large volume of spilt juice- eh?
No kissing - no biggie for me.
Called out to her flatmate Sarah,who appeared in a bathrobe,and they fluttered around chatting Hungarian..obviously gushing about this superstud's Olympian performance,what else
? Sarah's a 5’7” : 30-odd : OKish looking medium-build brunette.
Cleaned up,a few words directing me on my escape route,and out.Got about 25mins.
Trudged back to the City Centre,wrestling with the conundrum of how I could be underwhelmed by a meet with such a striking escort specimen.
Me ? Bad day for her ? Escort fatigue + on her way out of the game? Current service level ?
Takeaways from the PuntIffy neutral.Far too many negs for a green,but not quite enough for a solid red.IMO,anyway.
Hated her tits.Zilch convo.Poor B2B + BJ.Underlying rushing.Dictated everything.Overall,a transactional experience - an escort playing the numbers game,methinks.She's franchised the “Conveyor Belt”escort business model + taken it to a higher level.
A 1 punter- per- 40mins slideshow.
A shame - most of her physical infrastructure is outstanding (bar the tits-there I go again!).A friendlier attitude + better service,and….boy, she could be one high-end chick.
Aspects that saved this from a neg were :
THAT banging body (except for THOSE tits ).Should have them torn out..to be smelted down, or listed on eBay as heavy door KNOCKERS.A proper honey faciallyReally enjoyed planting my root up her in standing doggy (trust me,I could hear heavenly choirs singing - and I'm an atheist !
Only 80 compared to the usual 100+ for 30mins nowadays.Return ? V.unlikelyCheers.
LM
