External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Shop on a quiet street in Bridgewater, opposite Wetherspoons, at least two paid car parks within a 5 minute walk
Price: £55 for 60 minutes of massage, £40 for hand relief, £20 for topless
Comms: Via text, very good and prompt, good English (receptionist appears to be English)
Ever since I saw the first review of this place by ForkEscort I wanted to give this place a go, mainly because I really liked the look of the Thai girl on their website, whose name is Alice.
I arrived at the shop and immediately got the “legit massage” vibe, they have a receptionist who is not Thai who manages the payments and bookings. The shop is on a quiet street and there’s a car park just around the corner. The shop is clean and tidy, with the usual sofa in the back of the shop where I imagine the girl(s) go when it’s quiet. No sacks of Jasmine rice, cooking smells or laundry hanging to dry at this place though.
My “therapist” was called Alice, she’s the girl on the website and she looks very tidy in person as well as the website. She took me to one of the massage rooms (they appear to have two) and got me to undress. Alice is not very talkative or at least she wasn’t with me and other than a initial greeting smile was poker face through the whole session. She appeared to be either listening to a podcast or music the entire time on wireless headphones which was a first for me. Odd. She also wasn’t very smiley either but then again I probably wouldn’t be if I had to wank off a bunch of old blokes everyday!
I can say without a doubt that she gave me one of the worst massages I’ve ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if the only training she had was watching a few YouTube tutorials on Thai massage. It was awkward and painful so I was beginning to regret booking her for 60 minutes. One thing I’d like to point out is that the oil she used smelt very medicinal and I reeked of it after, maybe there is a shower in the back but she didn’t mention it. A few days later and the car still smells of it.
After what felt like forever she asked me to flip over. She did the front of my legs, stomach and chest. She asked me almost in a whisper if I wanted extras and quoted me for £60 for topless and a hand job. That’s all that was on the menu. She took her massage tunic off and revealed a really nice set of boobs, probably around a good C or D cup. On closer inspection I think they were fake but very well done.
The whole time she was just staring into the distance while wanking me off and tweaking my nipples. It wasn’t very good but she eventually got me over the edge. A quick clean up followed and I was off out into the daylight.
In summary, a really good looking girl but really terrible execution of the massage and sexual component.
Would I return? No.
