External Link/Members OnlyWhen: August
Where: Maidstone. Popular hotel/gym complex at the edge of town. Room typical chain hotel, large bed, good-size shower.
Comms: all good. managed by Louise. Booked a couple of days in advance and confirmed on the day. Room number given a few mins before scheduled start time.
Services/Cost: £130 half hour, light kissing (no FK), OWO, CIM and protected sex. No extras discussed. RO a strict 'no I don't do that'.
Girl: Close to photos, but not as toned. Carrying a fair amount of tummy fat. Boobs large but no weight to them, and unresponsive. Most importantly, no smiles. In her photos she has a cute smile and I was expecting a cheeky Northern Lass. Far from it. Didn't smile once during the whole meet.
Punt: Had high expectations for this one. English girl, decent reviews, looking good in her photos (I signed up for her private gallery on AW and she looks stunning in those. Sort of girl you'd see glammed up in a club and want to shag immediately).
And on entering the hotel room I wasn't immediately disappointed. She looked good IRL too. Not quite as smoking as her profile photos, but still pretty hot. However, she was wearing a resting bitch face and greeted me like I was there to clean her room rather than being a paying customer.
No smiles, no warmth. Instead she asked 'how long?' and then '£130' when I replied I wanted 30 mins.
Paperwork sorted, quick freshen up, then into the room. She asked 'what are you looking for?'. I told her, lots of kissing, sloppy BJ, sex let's go with the flow...
I'd researched this SP and read about snog-fests with her, so was looking forward to some nice tonsil tennis to really get me going. Instead, it was strictly lips only, blocking my tongue, and very boring. Now then, I can appreciate not all girls want to kiss. However, it's advertised on her profile. And I have impeccable hygiene. Especially oral hygiene. I pride myself on it. So I was very disappointed the kissing didn't develop beyond the sort of kisses you might give your nan.
Still, the boobs were there for me to dive into, and on her taking off her bra I went in for them. But they were unresponsive. Much like Louise...just sort of 'there', but not engaged. Boobs have personality, even the fake ones. But these were just lifeless, just big and lifeless.
Told to get on the bed, and then laid back to receive what was obviously a BJ intended to make me come as quick as possible. She went at it like a woman possessed. Spit, slobber, on x4 speed, mouth, hands, sucking away like a hoover. But with no passion, no sensuality. She felt like a machine.
There was a point where no word of a lie, I was going to call it quits, just say this isn't working, and politely leave. I'm not a fan of P&D. I want (need) a bit of passion - even if it's faked.
But I let her carry on, and in fairness it didn't feel unpleasant. She knows how to suck a dick.
But her heart was clearly not in it. She wanted me to bolt my load, and get out as quickly as possible and get the next punter in.
In hope rather in expectation, I suggested a condom and to start with missionary. But again, this lifeless, non-smiling, completely unengaged body lying under me just removed me from the experience completely and I was starting to lose wood.
Decided to cut my losses and told her I wanted to come in her mouth, and let her suck me till completion. And if there was one redeeming point to this punt was the CIM. Was top notch. I think she swallowed, or if she didn't then she did a good job of disguising the spit.
Quick chit-chat on cleaning up, no smiles, peck on cheek, and out in under 20 mins.
Verdict:With SPs that have good reviews I'm conscious that my experience might be a one-off. She might been having a bad day, was tired (was a late'ish punt), bored, didn't like me (impossible I know.....), and YMMV. Definitely isn't a girl I can recommend based on my experience however, and for that reason she gets a rare negative from me. I hope you chaps have better luck.
