Lorena - Independent Therapist East London

[COB77]

TLDR: excellent massage - no extras

I met Lorena for a 1 hour massage for £80 in June 2025. She is based in a very clean and comfortable apartment in a residential block near Langdon Park DLR. She replied to my message with a price list for various types of massage and appointment length: from £65 for 30 minutes to £140 for 2 hours, with an extra flat fee of £25 for outcalls. 

Lorena buzzed me into the building and met me at the door. She looks just like the pictures in her profile: petite and gym fit. She is Portuguese but speaks perfect English. Very friendly attitude. We'd gone back and forth a couple of times over WhatsApp on the types of massage she offered so when I arrived she basically showed me straight to the room with the massage table and I got undressed. The vibe was strictly professional although she told me specifically to remove my underwear.

She then gave me an exceptional massage - a mix of relaxing with more deep tissue where she found a knot. Reasonably chatty throughout. Towards the end of the hour, when I had turned over and she was working on the top of my legs, I half-expected the usual whispered question but alas, it never came. Finished with a head massage and then a shower.

I paid and left feeling very relaxed and satisfied. I'll probably return but without any hope of anything sexual occurring.

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[Prince]

I feel frustrated reading your review!

I wouldn't be able to stand it.

But sounds like a great massage.

[lougb1]

As the SP didn't raise the idea of extras, did OP raise the subject? Or did he abstain and if so why? SP looks super friendly and super up for it, in my 👀??
 
Maybe I should try my luck!!
 

[tantraman]

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[superlheng]

When she started massaging on the front when you flipped, were you fully exposed or had a towel on top?

If I were fully exposed, I'm not sure how I'd hide my excitement and if she's okay seeing that if there was strictly no sexual services.

If massage is that good, I wouldn't mind just being exposed and rock hard until the end for the thrill.

[OliverK]

As the SP didn't raise the idea of extras, did OP raise the subject? Or did he abstain and if so why? SP looks super friendly and super up for it, in my 👀??
 
Maybe I should try my luck!!
 

There must be extras available.  I'd be surprised if there wasn't.
That photo on the beach shows a lot of side boob...

[UKpunterpunting]

I haven't booked a visit yet, however when i did message her she did mention she offers HR

[superlheng]

I haven't booked a visit yet, however when i did message her she did mention she offers HR

Did you ask specifically if there were extras?

I get an automated reply with just price listings but no mention of HR

[lougb1]

I haven't booked a visit yet, however when i did message her she did mention she offers HR

Any chance of a direct quote of your message from Lorena?

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for that. Glad the OP enjoyed his fully naked (himself) massage.

Questions…… what did the lass wear. ?
I’m assuming she wasn’t naked.

Were there no accidental (so to speak) touches, anywhere near the old tackle ?

Herein lies my problem.
Legit massages are for me, when I see a pro cos my sciatica is playing up.

I like the look of this lass a lot. But if she is fully legit then the only reason I’d be visiting. Is to make sure she did a kind of sensual, soft, relaxing massage…….   ……. I enjoy the frustration as a kind of self imposed tease and denial session. Then head out the door to see a SP who would rid me of that 

There is something kinky about lying there with a hard on while a Bonny lass brushes her hands all over you and you know your cock is not going to get the attention it’s throbbing for. But for me I’d be wanting those CC’s and reach unders too.


Thankfully she is quite a way off. So I doubt I’ll be getting in touch.
Sigh……… but she does look good 

[lougb1]

Cheers for that. Glad the OP enjoyed his fully naked (himself) massage.

Questions…… what did the lass wear. ?
I’m assuming she wasn’t naked.

Were there no accidental (so to speak) touches, anywhere near the old tackle ?

Herein lies my problem.
Legit massages are for me, when I see a pro cos my sciatica is playing up.

I like the look of this lass a lot. But if she is fully legit then the only reason I’d be visiting. Is to make sure she did a kind of sensual, soft, relaxing massage…….   ……. I enjoy the frustration as a kind of self imposed tease and denial session. Then head out the door to see a SP who would rid me of that 

There is something kinky about lying there with a hard on while a Bonny lass brushes her hands all over you and you know your cock is not going to get the attention it’s throbbing for. But for me I’d be wanting those CC’s and reach unders too.


Thankfully she is quite a way off. So I doubt I’ll be getting in touch.
Sigh……… but she does look good 

I think Tay indie or Laila at Blu Blu,  will gladly dance around your flag pole if that is really what you want, fully inclusive of ball brushes and nipple squeezes (but no shaft or bellend activity).

Lorena also dances but does not touch so I am moving on... shame though would be gf material otherwise. 

 

[Stevelondon]

I think Tay indie or Laila at Blu Blu,  will gladly dance around your flag pole if that is really what you want, fully inclusive of ball brushes and nipple squeezes (but no shaft or bellend activity).

Lorena also dances but does not touch so I am moving on... shame though would be gf material otherwise. 

 

No it’s not what I want. I said it’s sort of kinky.

[superlheng]

I got her extras

HR 1hr - £120
Sexual (just nude) 1hr -£180
B2B 1hr - £230

Too pricey I'd say

[Stevelondon]

I got her extras

HR 1hr - £120
Sexual (just nude) 1hr -£180
B2B 1hr - £230

Too pricey I'd say

At least you got an auto reply then the extras list.

I have had nothing back 🤷🏼
I’m definteiy including a self addressed envelope next time. 

[superlheng]

With these significant price increases for the extras, either she wants to deincentivise the sexual services or try to lure with the normal SFW massage prices. Once you're in getting the massage, you realise just how hot she it and you cave into paying the extras.

She looks great so maybe it does work

[lougb1]

I got her extras

HR 1hr - £120
Sexual (just nude) 1hr -£180
B2B 1hr - £230

Too pricey I'd say

Thanks for real info, will have another go!!

 

[puntingking]

I got her extras

HR 1hr - £120
Sexual (just nude) 1hr -£180


Too pricey I'd say

Especially when you can get full service from many sps in London for under £180 one hour 

[Stevelondon]

Especially when you can get full service from many sps in London for under £180 one hour 

These comparisons just don’t work.
Some folk just don’t want FS so saying you can fuck a lass for less is meaningless. 🤷🏼

[LLPunting]

These comparisons just don’t work.
Some folk just don’t want FS so saying you can fuck a lass for less is meaningless. 🤷🏼

Not at all meaningless.

[puntingking]

These comparisons just don’t work.
Some folk just don’t want FS so saying you can fuck a lass for less is meaningless. 🤷🏼

so what you saying if I want a mcdonals meal but you only want a burger, should you pay the same price as I have for the meal even though you only want a burger?

These comparisons do work.
Most non sexual massage places at proper legit place have all have very similar price structure.
A full body massage cost more than a head massage. Same comparisons really.

Why pay the same or even more for less services? 

[Stevelondon]

Well that analogy went right over my head 

What I was referring to is this.

Your comment was to say that paying a certain price for just a massage (with this SP) and the extras quoted (B2B HR etc) ….. were expensive.  Because in your opinion. You can get FS for less.

So I’ll simply repeat myself.
What has someone’s choice of having a massage with HR and paying a lot for it. Have to do with you saying you can get sex for less.

Bloody hell. We will be getting your comment made whenever anybody pays over the odds as far as you are concerned.

I’m not having a go here my friend. We all pay what we deem appropriate for things.

But I’d never say to someone who had just paid out £150 to worship somebody’s feet.
“You could fuck a lass for less than that” 🤷🏼

[Stevelondon]

Why pay the same or even more for less services? 

Because it is the service that someone wants.

Surely you can see that 🤷🏼

[puntingking]

But I’d never say to someone who had just paid out £150 to worship somebody’s feet.
“You could fuck a lass for less than that” 🤷🏼

To be fair, I would 

But what someone pays, it is down to them. I get that. But I was making the case that it is obviously not VFM.

 

[puntingking]

Because it is the service that someone wants.

Surely you can see that 🤷🏼

I can see that 

[Stevelondon]

To be fair, I would 

But what someone pays, it is down to them. I get that. But I was making the case that it is obviously not VFM.

 

      I can see you and me getting pissed in Wethies together…. Still arguing the score 😂