Author Topic: Kiki, Jade Spa - Ipswich  (Read 2074 times)

Offline brevitate vitae

Some poor reviews for Jade Spa (Gumtree massage services 1476497259 phone 0799 9385 553) and would not have been my first choice, was trying to get to new place in Matthew St but defeated by rush hour traffic. En route A14 and home realised Jade nearby, decided to just spend £30 and see what happened. Parlour easily found and parked outside, run down area and some iffy looking people around (they probably thought same about me) but ok in daylight. Rang bell and door opened quickly by very pretty young chinese girl in short black dress, she was really attractive with lovely smile and agreed £30 half hour massage. Then transpired she would not be doing massage herself, so I made to walk and she changed her mind (other girl did not appeal at all). Place clean enough, extra  wide massage table with minimal room around. I decided to lie face up and KiKi lost no time in whispering about extras, agreed another £30 HR and touching. She has a lovely petite body and I pushed my luck a bit, she let me do pretty much as I pleased. I found her skirt incorporated pants which made access difficult, another £10 and it came off! Couldn't believe my luck, lovely feel and RO with KiKi smiling and laughing with me throughout, she continued HR to conclusion. Was a very good £70 worth. While dressing she told me (english good) that she was 32 and had children which surprised me, and was there for one week and would probably return. This was mid July, obviously as with all these parlours everything is down to pure luck on the day, but I thought it worth recording my strong positive and adding it to the mixed reviews. I think it worth having £30 punt see what transpires, or phone and ask if KiKi working. Just mention that saveloys from nearby chip shop are sawdust flavour.   :hi:

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Well done on getting her to do the deed by walking, not enough on here do this and that's where the Negatives start.

If the other one on was a munter then they'd probably agreed between themselves to divert custom her way as naturally most blokes would want Kiki.  OK, she's got to earn a crust but even so.

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Offline Hansolo69

Not sure if I should leave as my own review, although as I didn't actually meet the girl I don't think I can?

On the back of the glowing review above I messaged this 'Spa' today and asked if Kiki was working, they replied yes along with 2 others apparently.

Made the trip to Ipswich and went to the establishment.
Knocked on the door and told to return in 15 mins as ladies were busy.
Wasted 15 mins and returned.
Let in and shown to a small room and asked how long I wanted to stay.
The woman I spoke with was a munter.  I asked i Kiki was there to be met with a blank expression.  I asked who else was working and eventually another lady came to the room also looking rough.
They said there is no Kiki.
I'm not sure if you'd class this as a bait & switch but I walked anyway.
Total waste of time, and no plan B stupidly.

I really cannot remember the last time I had a decent punt in England.

Offline brevitate vitae

Not sure if I should leave as my own review, although as I didn't actually meet the girl I don't think I can?

On the back of the glowing review above I messaged this 'Spa' today and asked if Kiki was working, they replied yes along with 2 others apparently.

Made the trip to Ipswich and went to the establishment.
Knocked on the door and told to return in 15 mins as ladies were busy.
Wasted 15 mins and returned.
Let in and shown to a small room and asked how long I wanted to stay.
The woman I spoke with was a munter.  I asked i Kiki was there to be met with a blank expression.  I asked who else was working and eventually another lady came to the room also looking rough.
They said there is no Kiki.
I'm not sure if you'd class this as a bait & switch but I walked anyway.
Total waste of time, and no plan B stupidly.

I really cannot remember the last time I had a decent punt in England.
So sorry you had wasted journey on account of my review, l suppose they would say yes whoever you asked for, hadn't thought of that. l doubt they know many other girls. l should have got KiKi private number, they all have one. At least l saved you from the chip shop. No 5 Osborne St used to have lots of plain girls, but the occasional attractive one made it worth the trouble.

Offline brevitate vitae

reviews need links.......

External Link/Members Only
  Sorry l struggle with everything computer wise, l thought the info l gave identified subject, but of course could not be clicked on. A kind member used to supply links for me. Would it be better for me to not review? l don't do many anyway.