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Author Topic: What's anal like ???  (Read 8535 times)

Offline akauya

Fuck me! Is there such a thing as a 4" dick  :(            Presuambly she is talking flacid or circumference (is that how you spell circumference)

There are even smaller than 4", they are called micro penis



from: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/14-women-tell-what-its-like-having-sex-with-a-micropenis#.scDGOWdBO

Offline Marmalade

Fuck me! Is there such a thing as a 4" dick  :(           
Presuambly she is talking flacid or circumference (is that how you spell circumference)

No, she is talking what is technically known as 'crap' :
the stuff that exudes from both ends of certain prostitutes when they want a "do everything" profile and and a "do fuck-all except vanilla" service.

A more extreme variation is (after she has taken five minutes to stash your cash in her high-security toilet tank) is:
"Oh my period's just arrived unexpectedly so it'll have to be just oral. Is that ok?"

If it's not ok, of course, well fuck off back home; minus your cash "for her time", minus the money spent on petrol or taxis.

Shoodve gone tae UKP!




Offline j122

Any penetration is £40 on top of rate

So it's £140ph to see this but job then an extra £40 to fuck her? :wacko:


Offline akauya

This is funny to read  :D

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=16745.0

Thanks for that link, it was funny. However I do feel a bit sorry for those guys. The first time I saw a micro penis was at a party (LAPC) the guy was huge (fat) and the prossie (Brazilian Luna if anyone knows her) was trying her damndest to get the guy off. Seeing that made me very happy to be average.

Offline davidgood

Thanks for that link, it was funny. However I do feel a bit sorry for those guys. The first time I saw a micro penis was at a party (LAPC) the guy was huge (fat) and the prossie (Brazilian Luna if anyone knows her) was trying her damndest to get the guy off. Seeing that made me very happy to be average.

Although not seen her for months, I know Luna and as she is a trooper, I am not surprised she was persevering with a problem case like this.

Yes, I too am happy to be average and able to enjoy anal often.

Regards,

davidgood

Offline Trevor12

There are even smaller than 4", they are called micro penis



Like an oversized clit!


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