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Author Topic: War and Peace  (Read 770 times)

Offline James999

Some pro$$ies write so much crap / rules / questions etc on their profile, it's like they are trying to catch the punter out, i.e. when he turns up... "ah you can't do that, didn't you read section 3 rule 4" or they favourite question "Did you read my profile" to whiche the answer should be NO It was to fucking boring    :dash:

Don't they realise guys don't want to read mindless rules & crap

https://www.adultwork.com/876061

Or is it (more likely) that they are just bored and keep adding crap to the profile  :dash:

Offline NIK

Loads of positive feedback and she does everything including hardsports and 'financial domination.'

You can't go wrong with this one!  :cool: :rolleyes:

Offline James999

But perhaps that's my point, her long boring profile turned me off straight away, for fear of finding out that perhaps if hardsports were requested you had missed section 5 a of the profile saying she only offers this on bookings that include a meal an hour before at a harvester or some other stupid idea  :blush:

Offline NIK

But perhaps that's my point, her long boring profile turned me off straight away, for fear of finding out that perhaps if hardsports were requested you had missed section 5 a of the profile saying she only offers this on bookings that include a meal an hour before at a harvester or some other stupid idea  :blush:

Yeah but the financial domination (everybody's favourite service  :rolleyes:) is easy. You just pop it in an envelope and post it.
Such a great service you'd think all prostitutes ought to provide it.  :lol:

Offline yumyum3

Agreed James. I switch off straightaway and my gut instinct is she's crap. Its like reading legalize :dash:

Offline Andre 3000

I take it those men who pay WG's for 'financial domination' don't have wifes or GF's?

Offline AnthG

I thought you were exageration but whoa.  :scare:

Not only is it the longest profile in history, but there are sections too, each more than treble what every other girl writes on her main page.

I mean its an excylopedia of do's and don'ts

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animals/bestiality: I will not accommodate any sexual activities with any animals (I have been asked)

I better not ask for that then, I mean how many people in her 30 years have asked for it! Probably one and he was probably a joking TW too. So why waste space on her profile to mention it.

Fatpro$$ie

Blimey, even I couldnt be bothered to read all that.  Yes profile should have enough info so everything is covered and split up into small sections under a seperate tag but Jeez that is ridiculous.  Someone has far too much time on her hands and I can imagine in a booking all she would do is talk as she seems to have so much to say.

Offline Ali Katt

A lot of the Q&A deserved one word answers most should be covered in the interview (like if she is shaven), a pointless load of waffle.
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Q. WILL YOU DO BAREBACK SEX?    A. no never there are other girls available that will do bareback but i am not one so please don't ask. I can however offer 'sloppy seconds' as i have a male partner who i will have bareback sex with.
This is probably one of the more disgusting things I have read, who would want sloppy seconds, I don't even like being the last one in a parlour.

Offline Cactus

There is a happy medium... her profile is just rediculous but it's just as bad as the one liners! I like to read a little about a lady before I decide if I want to meet with them.... But you don't want to be bored so there is a fine line


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