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Following a couple of good reviews on here, I thought I would book Lulu before she moves on as it sounded too good to miss. Text to see who was on and if could pay card reply was within 5 minutes with cash only in capitals and asked how long and what time. got a time and booked
First visit here. The Chinese Massage is just off Ferndale Road by a set of traffic lights with parking just around the corner from Ferndale Road itself on Whitehouse road and there is also a cashpoint just around the corner at the local convenience store.
Bell rings on entering the premises and met by a washing machine in front of you and a very short rather large Chinese lady who asks “appointment”? I say yes she says how long and handover the cash, £30. I was short of time so only 30 minutes and I had a sore back so I wanted a proper massage as well.
shown immediately into a very small dimly lit room room on the left where Lulu is waiting. She is about 5 foot six, I would guess at 30 years old long black hair and Chinese features. The room is dark with just Christmas style red lights, a shower that says do not use, a sink, a school style seat and the massage bed with hole for your head.
lulu was smiley and I later discovered she has several discreet tattoos including two on her back and one on her pubic line. One of those on her back looks like a Newcastle United badge, but that was looking from upside down 🙃 😂😂 She is pretty skinny with little appeal.
Her English is pretty much non-existent also I think the lady who acts as the maid speaks very little too.
The massage was good although more pushing than rubbing and I asked for concentration on an area of my back where I had problems and she was very good at that and laughed every time I moaned when she got the right spot.
All the way through she kept pushing her legs and waist against my resting arm/hand so I could feel her stocking tops and underwear and took advantage with light rubbing of her inner leg and rear when it was in reach. other than that there was no real connection.
She seemed to be encouraging it and also made nice noises when I seem to hit the right area;she tickled my balls as well when I got it right .
Exactly on the 15 minute mark she came down to face level in front of me, gave me a peck on the lips and said “anything”. I took this to mean extras.
I suggest how much and she then actioned a hand job and finger in the hole for full sex.
Body to body she said was £60, sex £100 after negotiating via hand moves and cash in hand we settled on £90 for sex.
She then came out with mouthwash and insisted I gargle on that first, she strips and then sat on my face for a couple of minutes , she then took out a clear plastic bag from the drawer put it on my cock and gave a very light blow job in 69 then I think she was getting close from my tongue as her breathing shortened . She says no no, I no cum got off my face and bent Over. I said okay have you got a proper condom which she pulled out of the drawer next to us, I bagged up and we fucked over the massage bed to completion. There was no response from her or as I said before nothing if any connection. She has no tits to speak of, but OK nipples.
Asked me if I would like a another dose of mouthwash before I left which I kindly declined and then saw on the back of the door a sign that says we offer only professional massage services please do not ask for anything else which I had a rye smile at.
All in all not great and I think similar to other reviews on here although I certainly wouldn’t say she is a stunner in fact I certainly wouldn’t look at her in the street at all, but certainly not ugly and has no arse whatsoever. It was tiny but she didn’t complain and took it from behind without holding back.
Good job the massage was OK so a Neutral from me
