After a long hiatus from punting, I have since gotten back into this hobby very recently.
Where: South Kensington, London.
How much: £300 for one hour incall.
Comms: great! Lots of friendly back and forth via WhatsApp during the lead up to the meet, although I could have done without the pornographic stickers she kept sending me, including a GIF of some very rough doggy action where the guy punched and kicked an already red raw ass; she told me it was her in the GIF. I didn’t like that. Very quick replies that included compliments about how sweet I was. Obviously very kooky and crazy, as her Instagram also demonstrates: Social media link removed as per rules.
When: a few weeks ago, the day before she flew back to Brazil. She said she’d be back in four months time. I originally asked for 6, changed to 7, but the meet didn’t actually start until 8 because she was stuck in Mayfair because of what I assumed was an outcall that overran, plus the ensuing traffic. She helpfully sent her love location via WhatsApp while I alternated between walking around and sitting on the steps above her basement apartment.
Why: the two previous reviews convinced me to try her out for the novelty of being with a viral Instagram/TikTok “celebrity”.
Looks: see Instagram. Is her. Outrageously wide hips and big bunda. Very surgically enhanced.
The meet: I was sitting on the steps above her basement apartment after being instructed to await her arrival from her Uber from Mayfair. The Uner pulled up and she got out and I met her on the footpath. We hugged, chatted in the street for a bit as we walked down the steps into her place. It was a hot day. Hygiene was okay, but could kind of tell she’d come straight from an outcall if you know what I mean. Cash out the way and she gave me a towel for a shower as it was so hot.
After freshening up, I met her in the bedroom. She was wearing like a tiger print dress. That came off and she started giving me OWO after some mutual touching and hugging. She made some OTT gagging sounds during some facefucking. I then suggested 69, and unfortunately the OWO went downhill as I could feel her teeth and then she eventually slowed down and stopped to rest her head on my groin with my cock all the way in her mouth. Very strange, although I continued my oral on her. She was happy to let me finger her and rub her asshole though. I was puzzled and disappointed with the toothiness, but oh well.
I then suggested sex. Things improved. We went through missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and then doggy, where I finished. She was happy with DFK. Things started off a bit mechanical during sex, as if she was going through the motions. Maybe she was tired after her Mayfair outcall, perhaps she partied too much, or maybe it was the heat despite saying she liked the heat being Brazilian and all. Things heated up and became more passionate in RCG, as she let me play with and spank her huge ass and asshole.I was the one taking a pounding a bit here. I’m guessing I’m probably not her normal clientele, being a rather shy and nerdy young guy instead of some rich Arab or financier. She probably assumed I’d anxiously cum quickly or something, but she got into it eventually when she realised I was getting into it as well.
As I said, I came in doggy with her pushing up back and forth against me. After we had a hug and a chat, and found her to be quite friendly despite a previous reviewer describing her as guarded. I left a bit early as I didn’t feel like round 2 in the heat, and she let me out after a bit more post-sex chat. She seemed to be friendlier after the main action. Maybe she was puzzled by me initially but ended up liking me after all? Who knows?
There was a black guy with phone in hand waiting on the footpath to go in. Boyfriend? Punter? Pimp? He looked confused as to why this skinny geek came out of this viral sensation’s premises. And off I went to walk off my post-sex haze.
Conclusion: I can’t deny that I enjoyed myself. I really did, and the novelty of spending time with a viral social media personality who does all these public pranks was a major turn on. In my post-nut clarity, I was a bit appalled with some of her antics though, I must admit. We even chatted a bit on WhatsApp afterwards, where she graciously thanked me for coming and called me sweet again. But points have to be deducted for making me wait an hour, the strange and toothy OWO, and some rather robotic motions during the first part of the sex. I thought perhaps she didn’t fancy me at first but warmed up to me eventually? I’m just guessing.
Would I return: I think so, when she comes back in November.
