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Author Topic: Lilywhitexx (Edinburgh)  (Read 4269 times)


20 review(s) for lilywhitexx (17 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Handheld

Sorry Lily had you mixed up with someone else ..  :rose:
It the age you know :(
I left it to the last minute to try and book and you were too busy but your comms
were excellent ...
like I said hope to rattle you in the future  :cool:

Got mixed up? Aye right.

Sounds like back-peddling 'cos you got called out on it.

Fucktard
Banning reason: White-knight troll

Offline Handheld

There is a reviews section for reviews.....that kinda makes sense to me....if you would rather it was colour coded to make it easier for you  :D we can ask admin to accommodate you?

God, do you ever stop nagging? You're like a fucking old woman! :scare: :wackogirl:
Banning reason: White-knight troll

Online seeker

If one makes a mistake one should own up to it like a man .
 :hi:
How old are you handheld,your throwing a tantrum like a Five year old
insulting me calling me a "fucktard" what ever that is ,
and telling Taz to stop nagging when all he has done is offer you some all device .
You sound and act like a troll.

Offline Handheld

If one makes a mistake one should own up to it like a man .
 :hi:
How old are you handheld,your throwing a tantrum like a Five year old
insulting me calling me a "fucktard" what ever that is ,
and telling Taz to stop nagging when all he has done is offer you some all device .
You sound and act like a troll.

Read back sweetie, I think you'll see it was you that lobbed the first insult.

As for the rest of it - it's just banter man. Apparently that's the done thing on here (see Jazzman's comment). Maybe you should grow a thicker skin.

I'll write a review when I actually think there's a point. Lily has already been reviewed several times, and is clearly a good punt. What's the point of me reinventing the wheel when I can say what I think here?
Banning reason: White-knight troll

Online seeker

"Sweetie"
Not something a punter would call another punter  :unknown:
something a prossie would call a punter .
You sure your your not a prossie" handheld."
Have a look in your knickers and if you find a fanny
Which you most likely will your a old tart  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:.

Offline Lilywhite

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Maybe this review should be changed to the "off topic" section!   :lol: :wacko:

Offline auldie63

'Fucktard' combination of fucking retard. Probably takes one to suspect one.

Offline Handheld

"Sweetie"
Not something a punter would call another punter  :unknown:
something a prossie would call a punter .
You sure your your not a prossie" handheld."
Have a look in your knickers and if you find a fanny
Which you most likely will your a old tart  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:.

Well that didn't take long!

Christ you think everyone on here who doesn't agree with you is a 'fucking prossie'  :scare: :crazy:

Go play with your tinfoil hat sugartits  :wacko:
Banning reason: White-knight troll

Maybe this review should be changed to the "off topic" section!   :lol: :wacko:

 :thumbsup: :lol:

Offline Tjkooker

Well nobody else has renamed him the obvious title yet. Handheld shall now be referred to as handjob. Nice to meet you you fucking handjob.

Good banter, but come on to fuck if even tazman is giving you grief take the hint and join in with a review or two of your own, especially if it helps punters.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Online seeker

Maybe handheld
Will do a review on palm  :sarcastic:
And her five sisters  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I take it you didn't find a fanny in your knickers
Then hand job  :unknown:

Online seeker

Suger tits Handheld will probably get more bookings out
Of this than lilly.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Sorry babes  :rose:

Offline Stevesmith

Gorgietony,

How is she facially? I am very tempted, pretty and slim are essential for me.
Banning reason: Previously banned troll (paulcoutts)

Very attractive and slim.

Although she does have a lot of loose skin around her stomach, which has been mentioned on a thread here (which I can't find just now), the debate was whether she'd had a child or lost weight.

I'm all booked in for tonite....I am totally knackered but I'm sure when I see her sexy body I will perk up ...literally lol....

Had an amazing booking with Lily the other day....I now know why this girl is so popular she in an expert in her field......def recommended and I will write up a review soon

Online seeker

What about the shaggy belly??
Or is it tight and taught  :)

Too be honest I didn't see.....she was commando and had a short skirt on that covered her belly ....we got so excited she just hitched up her skirt and let me have my wicked way :diablo:

Offline Lilywhite

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What about the shaggy belly??
Or is it tight and taught  :)

Hi Seeker,

On a previous thread I stated I have stretchmarks, so if this puts you off I'm not the girl for you.  :)

Offline solway

Hi Lillywhite - let's all have a laugh - loose. Skin / fat bellies - some people are so blind - you've seen it all .You look good to me  :wacko









Online seeker

 No Stretch marks don't put me off . 
 :hi:
so you might still get a rattling Lilly  from me
and not even now it  ;)

Guys she is one hell of a sexy girl......she has a great natural body that is made for sin....

Online seeker

We await your fluffie review Tax.
Don't forget the bathroom and towel report. :D

This is going to be extra kinky....... "Heated" towel rail includes...... :dance:

Online seeker

Heated towels ffs  :thumbsup:
that's me wee Lillys getting rattled :music:
Some of these skank romanians don't even have clean towels :dance: :scare:




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