Ivynoirxxx - Great Yarmouth

[PeteSmyth]

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Now, there's one thing I'd like to stress about this review - I have not seen her, therefore I cannot comment on her appearance, performance etc. This review is based entirely on the negative experience I received from her based exclusively on her poor communication which led me not to proceed with the booking I had made with her.

Based on some recent positive reviews about her on this 'site, I decided to contact her to arrange a booking. Now, her incall venue, Great Yarmouth, is a great distance from where I live - about a 3.5hour round trip. I messaged her and enquired whether she toured, hoping she would visit my town in the near future. Weirdly, she replied saying that if I wanted an outcall it would be 1 hour minimum and would cost £200 an hour.  However, this was not the question I asked her. I asked her about touring, not about outcalls. I did not reply. About a week later, she sent me a message out of the blue saying "Free tomorrow x". This is the first time a WG has messaged me, unprompted in this way, which if I'm honest is a little desperate. This was probably a send-to-all message to all those who had recently contacted her in an attempt to drum up business. Anyway, I still wanted to see her, so I booked a 1-hour incall with her despite the great distance. She accepted the booking. I heard nothing, so I messaged her to ask for her mobile number and more importantly her venue location - a postcode or nearest landmark because I have never previously visited Great Yarmouth (I don't think I've missed out on anything!) and it's a fairly large town. She replied with her mobile number - no venue location. I replied asking whether she would let me have her venue location or whether she would let me have this information nearer to the date of the appointment (in about a week's time). She did not reply.

I don't expect WGs to be effusive in their communications - but I do expect them to answer my questions and to be respectful which this WG clearly isn't. I expect better communication and customer service, expecially when I'm paying £3 a minute for services. Moreover, her AW page is a little weird - there seems to be a real absence of everything here. Only two photos, no private gallery, no movies, no interview, no availability, no vital statistics. And her enjoys list seems too good to be true. Pretty much everything is on offer - gangbangs, swallowing, OWO, FK, Strap-on, watersports etc. Her AW page seems to have been created in about two minutes - a real lack of effort, coupled with the lack of effort when it comes to her communication. Now, if she was forced to send me a message to drum up business obviously due to a lack of punters, why doesn't she spend a little time marketing herself better on her AW page by added more photos, added movies etc. Men are visual creatures, a few more saucy photos and a saucy striptease 10-second free video would surely raise her profile, wouldn't it?

Anyway, that's enough from me. Obviously, some guys have been to see her and enjoyed their experience - fantastic. But, personally, I expect better (maybe because I'm in my 50s and grew up in a different era when people were respectful to others, when folk had a decent work ethic and they did not feel entitled thinking that the world owed them a favour).  Rant over.

[PeteSmyth]

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Now, there's one thing I'd like to stress about this review - I have not seen her, therefore I cannot comment on her appearance, performance etc. This review is based entirely on the negative experience I received from her based exclusively on her poor communication which led me not to proceed with the booking I had made with her.

Based on some recent positive reviews about her on this 'site, I decided to contact her to arrange a booking. Now, her incall venue, Great Yarmouth, is a great distance from where I live - about a 3.5hour round trip. I messaged her and enquired whether she toured, hoping she would visit my town in the near future. Weirdly, she replied saying that if I wanted an outcall it would be 1 hour minimum and would cost £200 an hour.  However, this was not the question I asked her. I asked her about touring, not about outcalls. I did not reply. About a week later, she sent me a message out of the blue saying "Free tomorrow x". This is the first time a WG has messaged me, unprompted in this way, which if I'm honest is a little desperate. This was probably a send-to-all message to all those who had recently contacted her in an attempt to drum up business. Anyway, I still wanted to see her, so I booked a 1-hour incall with her despite the great distance. She accepted the booking. I heard nothing, so I messaged her to ask for her mobile number and more importantly her venue location - a postcode or nearest landmark because I have never previously visited Great Yarmouth (I don't think I've missed out on anything!) and it's a fairly large town. She replied with her mobile number - no venue location. I replied asking whether she would let me have her venue location or whether she would let me have this information nearer to the date of the appointment (in about a week's time). She did not reply.

I don't expect WGs to be effusive in their communications - but I do expect them to answer my questions and to be respectful which this WG clearly isn't. I expect better communication and customer service, expecially when I'm paying £3 a minute for services. Moreover, her AW page is a little weird - there seems to be a real absence of everything here. Only two photos, no private gallery, no movies, no interview, no availability, no vital statistics. And her enjoys list seems too good to be true. Pretty much everything is on offer - gangbangs, swallowing, OWO, FK, Strap-on, watersports etc. Her AW page seems to have been created in about two minutes - a real lack of effort, coupled with the lack of effort when it comes to her communication. Now, if she was forced to send me a message to drum up business obviously due to a lack of punters, why doesn't she spend a little time marketing herself better on her AW page by added more photos, added movies etc. Men are visual creatures, a few more saucy photos and a saucy striptease 10-second free video would surely raise her profile, wouldn't it?

Anyway, that's enough from me. Obviously, some guys have been to see her and enjoyed their experience - fantastic. But, personally, I expect better (maybe because I'm in my 50s and grew up in a different era when people were respectful to others, when folk had a decent work ethic and they did not feel entitled thinking that the world owed them a favour).  Rant over. Oh, and another thing, maybe she should have used a spellchecker or a dictionary when she created her AW page because her spelling is terrible. The correct spelling is accommodating, not accomodating. Another example of a lack of effort. Lovely!

[WAY-WARD]

This seems to be a very harsh negative review considering, if my understanding is right, that the appointment date is still more than a week away. Have you explained to her how far you'd need to travel?
Having looked at her AW and read the 2 UKP reviews, totalling 45 mins, I can't see any reason to see her unless she was local.

[Mr Garmin]

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However, this was not the question I asked her. I asked her about touring, not about outcalls. I did not reply. 

You do know the meaning of the word irony?

Moreover, her AW page is a little weird - there seems to be a real absence of everything here. Only two photos, no private gallery, no movies, no interview, no availability, no vital statistics. And her enjoys list seems too good to be true. Pretty much everything is on offer - gangbangs, swallowing, OWO, FK, Strap-on, watersports etc.

So by your own admission her AW page is rubbish and not alluring at all but for some reason you're attracted to it and want to travel for 3.5 hours to see her.  Is she the best you can find within 1.75hours radius?

I really can't understand why you would dream of seeing someone that misses an M out of accommodating, I've always found that to be a sign of potential shit service

[PeteSmyth]

You do know the meaning of the word irony?

So by your own admission her AW page is rubbish and not alluring at all but for some reason you're attracted to it and want to travel for 3.5 hours to see her.  Is she the best you can find within 1.75hours radius?

I really can't understand why you would dream of seeing someone that misses an M out of accommodating, I've always found that to be a sign of potential shit service

On her AW page, she also states that her prices are "none negotiable". What's "none negotiable"? The correct expression is non-negotiable. Her AW page was either written by an 8-year old, someone who didn't attend school, or someone whose first language is not English. My money is on the latter. No way did a British woman in her early 30s create that profile. Anyway, what are the chances of those two photos being of the same woman? ZERO!

[scouting]

On her AW page, she also states that her prices are "none negotiable". What's "none negotiable"? The correct expression is non-negotiable. Her AW page was either written by an 8-year old, someone who didn't attend school, or someone whose first language is not English. My money is on the latter. No way did a British woman in her early 30s create that profile. Anyway, what are the chances of those two photos being of the same woman? ZERO!

Not all SP's gained their English Language O-Level.  Thankfully most achieved other O-Levels and some progressed to A-Level standard. 

[Narnia]

I rarely, if ever comment on some of the 'politics' of punting etiquette and reviews. But..this review is absolutely a waste of time and should be deleted. Many WG only provide details of addresses on the day, I would be able to accept the review as meaningful if you had not heard anything on the day, and was ghosted.

And to be honest, she probably doesn't give a hoot about how far you are away, because she probably gets loads of enquiries everyday. All you've done is post a negative review for a perceived slight about a booking a week away.