naughty_blond - Hounslow

[Robbo47]

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A cautionary, embarrassing tale. I'm mostly writing this review to act as a reminder to myself never to do anything so stupid again. Bored and horny, but not wanting to spend a lot, I was searching for a cheap option that would scratch the itch. This was a brutal reminded that if you're being tight, there's a risk you'll end up with a total munter who is lying through their teeth on their profile. Honestly don't know what I was thinking.

Cost: £100

Venue: A block of flats near Hounslow Central station. Rough area.

The SP & the debacle: I felt pretty positive on my way. Thinking surely this is a TOFT, maybe I was about to discover a hidden gem. I wasn't expecting her to be an oil painting, but maybe this will be a nice little cheap punt.

The room had a bed, a kitchen and two cats. It was tidy enough. I was not offered a shower. The SP absolutely is not the person in the pictures - although they are shot in a vague enough way for her to perhaps claim otherwise. 20 years ago, maybe. The profile claims to have the 'appearance of a trophy girlfriend'. She was, in fact, absolutely gross. Fat, missing most of her top teeth. Horrible. I'm fucking furious with myself. I've never walked before, and to be honest I'm just not someone that wants to cause trouble. You also never know if there is a Sergei about. I paid her, and I know I shouldn't have. At this point I thought I'd just get a massage, shut my eyes and think of England. But she went straight to putting a condom on... I just went along with it. She gave me OW.. I was getting hard because I'd taken a blue pill, but I could feel her three remaining top teeth on my cock 

I told her to stop. But I couldn't just walk out of there with a stonking erection. So asked her to finish me with her hands.

Looks aside, her service was fucking terrible. Rushed and I left after about 25 mins despite paying for the hour (I'd agreed this over text). Fairly sure none of the services advertised are available, as if anyone would pursue them anyway.

I know there are plenty of far more experienced punters than me who will read this and think I'm a fucking moron, and that would be fair enough. Lesson learned.

Conclusion: I feel like a fucking idiot. I feel disgusting. I feel sick.

[Robbo47]

Apologies, this should have been posted in the escorts section

[The_Don]

Op thanks for the review and the warning about this W/G

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If you pop an A/W ID in the UKP search bar (6792841 in this case) some hi$tory may be found for a profile. Worth doing a little research, before considering any W/G for a punt, IMO.



She been around under a number of different profile over the years


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3877190

Thinking surely this is a TOFT, maybe I was about to discover a hidden gem.

The SP absolutely is not the person in the pictures - although they are shot in a vague enough way for her to perhaps claim otherwise. 20 years ago, maybe. The profile claims to have the 'appearance of a trophy girlfriend'. She was, in fact, absolutely gross. Fat, missing most of her top teeth. Horrible. I'm fucking furious with myself. I've never walked before,

Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

[Robbo47]

Oh my god I cannot believe I didn't look for previous reviews. I guess that is how they do any business at all - from muppets like me who haven't done their due diligence. 

[Celtic 69]

Thanks for the warning Robbo.
That really is TOFTT!!!
I think most of us have been in that position especially when in our early days of punting so don't beat yourself up too much.
If I'm going to a TOFTT meet these days I tend to stay cautious looking for an escape route until I'm perfectly comfortable to stay.
I.E. don't enter completely, linger with either the front door or bedroom door open or unlocked until you get a good view of the SP. I would of been too nervous to walk away many years ago but these days I just make polite & useless conversations to give myself a few moments to decide whether I'm going to stay or not. Then if not, just politely say "sorry I've changed my mind " walking quickly to front door which I've clocked how it opens on my way in & out without turning around or making any more conversation with the SP.
I think you normally catch them by surprise so use them initial moments to get straight out before they can react. Your probably get abuse in a foreign language but you should be out into the public with your wallet still full.

[scutty brown]

Thanks for the warning Robbo.
That really is TOFTT!!!
I think most of us have been in that position especially when in our early days of punting so don't beat yourself up too much.
If I'm going to a TOFTT meet these days I tend to stay cautious looking for an escape route until I'm perfectly comfortable to stay.
I.E. don't enter completely, linger with either the front door or bedroom door open or unlocked until you get a good view of the SP. I would of been too nervous to walk away many years ago but these days I just make polite & useless conversations to give myself a few moments to decide whether I'm going to stay or not. Then if not, just politely say "sorry I've changed my mind " walking quickly to front door which I've clocked how it opens on my way in & out without turning around or making any more conversation with the SP.
I think you normally catch them by surprise so use them initial moments to get straight out before they can react. Your probably get abuse in a foreign language but you should be out into the public with your wallet still full.

This girl has 15 reviews, only one positive.
How do you make that a TOFTT session?

[Celtic 69]

Because the OP thought it was.

[Robbo47]

Yeah as The Don pointed out, I wasn't TOFTT. I simply hadn't looked her up on here and a cursory glance at the reviews would have been more than enough to warn me off.
Good tips, cheers Celtic. Hopefully I won't end up in another situation as grim as that one though.

[folma322]

are you sure you didn't see External Link/Members Only cant find the vivastreet link where from where i initially saw this girl,
Hounslow central station, the two cats and kitchen in the bedroom and missing teeth and i think i might have seen the girl your describing a while back. The block of flats was a bit of a maze?
I did see two other girls there, a much smaller one opened the door and on the way out i did catch a glimpse of a taller woman.

[Robbo47]

Yep that's the same woman and flat. Clearly has multiple accounts.

[Paulie-W]

Sounds like an absolute nightmare !

I don't think you will ever find a guy who hasn't at least once felt terrible after wasting his money on a rubbish punt

That's why I always check UKpunting first, it's saved me quite a few times from falling for false photos

You'll get over it mate, it's a learning process