(TS) Sexy TS thai jasmine - Solihull

[FrankMesmer]

This was a hard one to write - taken about three weeks to get my head round. I'll sum up my experience but would appreciate advice or recommendations (I know people tend to get slated on here asking for recommendations... "go do your own search you lazy ****)

This has been a fantasy punt for some time, and didn't really know what to expect.

A few kind souls in the group had offered advice (as in, this wasn't first or second choice so should have called it a day) but I made a blinding mistake with this choice (and missed the varied reviews - though I think they are being very kind).

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So, location - Solihull, near the hospital, easy parking all over and discreet entrance
Flat - clean, no issues
Financial transaction! - all fine, £80 + £20 DFK

Punt - should have walked straight away. Very masculine, yes it is the person in the photos (well the red dress on the stairs), but I don't know how the airbrushing has been done - a big, round masculine face.. not soft, not an ounce of femininity. Stocky. Bolts ons are just too hard, no desire to touch them - they looked sore and there would have been no "squeeze"

Personality - not an issue - perfectly nice woman - english good, so I stuck in there. Even though my experience was bad, I cannot fault her attitude and she was attentive throughout. But.. I wasn't there for counselling, I had a clear fantasy that needed to play out.

OWO - ok, no real depth. DFK - couldn't get over the looks.

And this is where it just went bad. I was looking forward to RO - never even been down that path before but had a idea in my mind. Or, even if it was just stroking some nice thick cock while I fucked her - literally no idea where this might go - but was still excited (even though the face was rats).
Just awful - sorry, but  4-5 inches, very thin, angry little helmet (laughing as I write this - but I'm sure you're with me), and curved down rather dramatically. OK - so maybe my expectations need a wake up call - but it really was the most unattractive cock that I have seen (and being a soldier - I've seen a few!)

So, absolutely downhill from there. Tried RO but really unpleasant.
She took instruction well, like I say - no complaints - fucked her very hard indeed but there was no cock to play with. I was never going to cum.
Thought fuck it, let's see what that feels like inside me (not the original plan) - bit different but ok.
Now whether she came or not I wouldn't know  - but the guttural noise and she pretended to cum was comically male - at which point I started laughing - not to myself, but out loud.

Called it a day.

So, there we are. Not quite the fantasy I had in mind.
Initially thought - I'm never going there again..
But, now thinking - ok, let's get some advice..

Now looking for recommendations if that's ok..

Small, feminine, decent sized cock.. any takers?!

[thatsaint]

Ouch, that doesn't sound the best experience and have to ask how/why you decided on this one? The previous reviews aren't glowing. Would you be able to travel into Birmingham centre? Because there is generally always a well reviewed TS in Birmingham at some point in time, often more than one.
I've reviewed a few, and I know Kendal was on holiday recently, but I'd recommend her - I would say, although her English is great, she can be a bit abrupt and not exactly warming sometimes, but the service is great, so is her body.

But anyway, I understand how you felt about it. Everytime I have a bad punt (there's been a few) I wonder if I'll do it again. I do because I don't want the bad one to be my last, then I have a good one and I want another and it's an endless cycle basically lol
I have noticed the Thais often have underwhelming cocks, and people often recommend that for a beginner because it's small, but the first I went for was average at worse and it went in with enough gentle pressure and lube, so I wouldn't say thats essential as long as you let the girl know that it's your first time, they'll generally be very accommodating. Try a Brazilian, the good ones the service is good and the body/cock normally are too. Just try and get one that's been reviewed, and not an old one

[FrankMesmer]

Given that I'm usually quite meticulous looking at the intelligence/reviews and patient with my choices - I really have no excuse for the bad call on this occasion (and I actually travelled out of Birmingham on this occasion!).
Guess the photos looked good (there were a very different selection that the ones on the current profile)- and I did get bounced by a couple of girls who were busy.

You live and learn..

[thatsaint]

Given that I'm usually quite meticulous looking at the intelligence/reviews and patient with my choices - I really have no excuse for the bad call on this occasion (and I actually travelled out of Birmingham on this occasion!).
Guess the photos looked good (there were a very different selection that the ones on the current profile)- and I did get bounced by a couple of girls who were busy.

You live and learn..

Yeah, that's often been when I've made a poor choice, option 1 and 2 aren't answering/available and I've made up my mind I want some action, end up choosing poorly!

[FrankMesmer]

Yeah.. that's why I'm in the bloody British Army..

[redditchdog]

Blimey, I dodged a bullet with that one then, as contacted her 2 weeks ago and made a 30 min booking ,got sent the postcode and street, got stuck on m42 and sat nav sent me to shirley instead of Solihull,  so txt to say was running about 15 mins late, got to right address 15 mins late and she wasn't having any of it , said I was at front door and got told she doesn't care and was very abrupt but reading above review glad it went like that

[longshot11]

This was a hard one to write - taken about three weeks to get my head round. I'll sum up my experience but would appreciate advice or recommendations (I know people tend to get slated on here asking for recommendations... "go do your own search you lazy ****)

This has been a fantasy punt for some time, and didn't really know what to expect.

A few kind souls in the group had offered advice (as in, this wasn't first or second choice so should have called it a day) but I made a blinding mistake with this choice (and missed the varied reviews - though I think they are being very kind).

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

So, location - Solihull, near the hospital, easy parking all over and discreet entrance
Flat - clean, no issues
Financial transaction! - all fine, £80 + £20 DFK

Punt - should have walked straight away. Very masculine, yes it is the person in the photos (well the red dress on the stairs), but I don't know how the airbrushing has been done - a big, round masculine face.. not soft, not an ounce of femininity. Stocky. Bolts ons are just too hard, no desire to touch them - they looked sore and there would have been no "squeeze"

Personality - not an issue - perfectly nice woman - english good, so I stuck in there. Even though my experience was bad, I cannot fault her attitude and she was attentive throughout. But.. I wasn't there for counselling, I had a clear fantasy that needed to play out.

OWO - ok, no real depth. DFK - couldn't get over the looks.

And this is where it just went bad. I was looking forward to RO - never even been down that path before but had a idea in my mind. Or, even if it was just stroking some nice thick cock while I fucked her - literally no idea where this might go - but was still excited (even though the face was rats).
Just awful - sorry, but  4-5 inches, very thin, angry little helmet (laughing as I write this - but I'm sure you're with me), and curved down rather dramatically. OK - so maybe my expectations need a wake up call - but it really was the most unattractive cock that I have seen (and being a soldier - I've seen a few!)

So, absolutely downhill from there. Tried RO but really unpleasant.
She took instruction well, like I say - no complaints - fucked her very hard indeed but there was no cock to play with. I was never going to cum.
Thought fuck it, let's see what that feels like inside me (not the original plan) - bit different but ok.
Now whether she came or not I wouldn't know  - but the guttural noise and she pretended to cum was comically male - at which point I started laughing - not to myself, but out loud.

Called it a day.

So, there we are. Not quite the fantasy I had in mind.
Initially thought - I'm never going there again..
But, now thinking - ok, let's get some advice..

Now looking for recommendations if that's ok..

Small, feminine, decent sized cock.. any takers?!

That's a shame, live & learn pal. I saw TS Monica recently & had an absolute blast - review to follow shortly but she's a Thai & was near the area roughly same time.