External Link/Members OnlyI took up this punt early June before I had joined UKP and am now fulfilling my duties by uploading about her.
£150/45mins
Comms I messaged the number on the AW profile and quickly received a reply back from someone claiming to be her assistant (bia) and was sent a menu which I have attached (I think). Fairly quick response and I went with the
45 minute tantric body to body, relaxing massage, Lingham massage, hand relieffor £152. (Odd number but she took £150 off me in the end)
Location I sent a text to the WhatsApp when I was parked nearby and was told to fill out a short questionnaire before I went in. Also parking is a nightmare but I managed to find a spot round the flat, a short walk to the location.
Was buzzed into a nice enough apartment block, there was a rolls Royce parked outside so not a shabby place.
Usual behind the door gimmick , she opened the door but was very clear that I shouldn’t knock or be loud as I walk into her quarters because she shares the already tiny flat with 4 other people.
I didn’t bump into anyone but heard some noises from the kitchen, no biggie!
The Girl Brazilian lady which I usually prefer to avoid like the plague but it was almost 10pm on a Saturday night so wasn’t gonna get better than that for the price I didn’t think.
I’d say 30-37 somewhere around there short milfy with glasses and wore like a doctor suit thingy which eventually came off. She’s very curvy and has a decent body, I’ve seen reviews saying she’s overweight but I didn’t think she was too bad.
Her English is shit however, I could barely get certain words accross.
The sesssion Get into the room pay her the £150 cash, and she tells me to strip naked infront of her, there was no shower available for before or after my session which is disappointing but lucky I had just come from the gym nearby and showered there.
The session started out a bit strange she made me do this breathing exercise with her whilst sitting at the edge of the massage table and she at the same time would breathe in my ear which did make me erect I won’t lie but I found it a tiny bit tideous. I lay on my front and the massage starts, not a proper massage it was defiantly more sensual than anything professional. There were some minor cc swipes, way more focus on balls and then she used a small vibrator thing on my sack which felt lovely but I couldn’t help to think if she cleans it after every use.
We go through a series of different breathing exercises, positions, and movements and then I was asked to go onto my back. On my back she blindfolds me and brings out an array of different oils and smells which is what made this review a positive. A certain oil she used brought me back to my childhood I didn’t know what it was but it was amazing and at the same time she’s demanding I breathe in a certain pattern while she fondles my inner thighs.
We’re about 30 minutes in now and she gets ontop of me for B2B which was decent, she’s got a nice pair of tits that are pretty big and she encourages you to touch them whilst she’s sliding and breathing down your ear!!! Boob job occurs shortly after whilst she puts her fingers in my ass which tbh I wasn’t a fan of but it started to grow on me with her, I was so close to cumming from her boob job it was fucking amazing I mean I’m not a huge fan of them ngl but this one was unreal especially with her eye contact.
She goes through various positions providing slow tantric edging and then mentions time is short and she’s going to make me cum now, it’s at this point it felt a little bit like a vs £40 escort experience, she’s tugging me with no real motion just as fast as she can towards the bottom of the bed and telling me come baby all this shit which I hate. Eventually I do cum a fuck tonne, and she puts the blindfold back on me providing a head massage and giving me a drink of water.
I wiped up with some wet wipes and a towel and even managed to buy the oil off her which she used and smelt like my childhood for a tenner!!! Lucky she had a fucking card machine in the room I mean what are the chances.
Cleaned up she gave me a hug and off I went. She whatsapped me some time later asking me to leave a review for her on ilovemassages which I ignored as I mentioned I had found her on aw at our session so she must of mixed me up with someone else.
Would I go back? Idk I’m in two minds, was great at points but for £150 it needs to be top tier, I really should of forked out an extra £50 and seen someone proper from these central London tantric agencies but oh well all in due time!
I would rate her a 9/10 just for that boob job tho I mean fuck me it was insane!
Hope you boys enjoyed this review!
