External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Massage shop, plenty of on street parking at a small parade of shops nearby
Price: £35 for 30 minutes of massage, extras offered but refused
Comms: Via text, poor English
The shop is on the corner of the high street in Shirehampton. I imagine in the day time there is a lot of foot traffic so might not be easy to get into unnoticed.
I asked for some photos of the girls that were working and they sent a selection. One looked smoking hot, the other two were super mid borderline fugly. I picked the smoking hot one praying that it wasn’t going to be a bait and switch, but the photo did appear to have been taken in the shop so my hopes were high.
I arrive and go into some of the massage rooms, it’s clean and fit for purpose. I get my gear off and wait for my “therapist” to arrive, her name was apparently “Bam”. When she arrived, she looked vaguely like her photos so I imagine a lot of Facetune/AI had been used on it. In reality, she was very average and I decided then and there not to bother with any extras. The massage was actually very good so worth the trip out to Shirehampton. On the turn, I was offered extras but refused.
There was a whole collection of girls waiting around in the reception, one I recognised from the photos I was sent. There was also a much older woman called Patty or Patti maybe who was pretty friendly and talkative. I can’t imagine she works there so maybe she owns it or is the manager.
In summary, a decent vanilla massage. I’m going to give this a negative however because they buggered around with the photos of the girls.
Would I return? No.
