Crystal.Lady - Wandsworth

[divinemadman]

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When: This month
Damage: £120 for the hour
Where: Flat about 10 mins walk from Southside Shopping Centre, Wandsworth

Comms: Straight forward. I had some free time while visiting the area, texted her and she was free.

Initial impression:
Blonde Hungarian woman looks mid to late 50s. Not a PAWG but has nice shapely tits and a curvy decent ass, plenty there to grab. Her figure reminded me of those retro pinup girls.

Her photos make her look plain but I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted by a sexy GILF with a very pretty face. She has a completely different look in person to where I questioned if it was the same woman for a moment.

Session:
Lips kiss> ro >69 with condom (owo discussed, I declined)> hand relief > pen > finish.

Overall, nothing memorable at all to be honest.

She had a particular lips locked kissing technique I wasn't fond of at all.

Her BJ was OK, minimally teethy.

Only thing I enjoyed was RO she got super slippery and responded nicely. Her juices had a nice sweet taste and her pussy overall looked great aesthetically and her clit gets nice and engorged. Sadly had to stop before I could bring her to an O or 3 as my knees hurt dammit.

After I nutted she cleaned me up, then lay beside me to "entertain" me with chit chat. The chat in question was really, really boring, superficial and completely forced. It was basically a one way monologue at times and I wanted to walk but out of politeness I stayed but then had to sort of in a professional way force my exit.

This was all done on my time and this irked me quite a bit but I didn’t think it was worth the effort to correct her. If I am paying for your time. I don't want to listen to your life story unless I invite you to tell me or it is related to something I tell you. Your job is to fake an interest in me, ask me questions, listen to me and make me feel like a king.

Extras:
Offers a range of extras, including anal, filming and swallow cum. Was not really tempted to perform said actions with said SP.

Verdict:
OK service from an experienced provider.

The punt lacked any sort of click and any real passion that I like to feel. It felt overall very mechanical. Crystal herself felt more like an fwb than the horny mistress that the other reviews had me believing I would meet and had been prepared for. Alas it wasn't to be and on that basis I will not return.

Not a good experience purely because it was way below personal expectation and I didn't find her to be that warm or genuinely freindly as I had built her up in my mind based on feedback instead she was good at "performing".

I left feeling quite deflated and underwhelmed, went into another punt straight after with a reliable regular to cheer up.

YMMV.

I’d say she is worth the punt if you are into mature women. She is actually an attractive woman who hasn't let herself go like many SPs her age. I would also just visit her if you’re curious what the fuss is about. She’s clearly in the twilight of her career and who knows how long she will be around.
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I know this SP has only positive feedback but I thought I would post my experience as a reminder to never go into a punt with fixed expectations or you will eventually end up disappointed.

[LLPunting]

Interesting.

You'd have to be trying pretty hard not to be sociable for her to have to carry the conversation.  And for her to want to converse rather than just have sex also isn't something I've encountered previously.  I've tapped out too tired and she's insisted on scoffing cock to get a finish out of me.  Maybe it is ymmv but it shouldn't be like trying to nurse a 6yr old EV to a charger.

More than one of us have recounted snogging sessions even barely before the front door is closed.  Spent 10 mins snogging, groping and grinding her against that door, would've probably gone for the shag if she hadn't remembered her flatmate was in and might be put out if her client couldn't get in.

Haven't seen her in a couple of months, will have to check in if she's still about and see if things really have gone to pot.  After so many years on the game I suppose she could've finally tired of it.  Would be a shame.

[divinemadman]

It's definitely a case of YMMV her recent reviews on AW attest to this sort of greeting aswell.

With me she guided me straight to her room and greeted me with only lots of nervous laughter.. With her experience, I reckon she could fake enthusiasm for any odd punter so maybe she was having an off day no idea. In any case I will not be seeing her again.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for your review OP sorry you did not enjoy her. A bit against the flow but as you say YMMV. I was curious to see she is still working she is insatiable and has another life if I mind so keeps going. Been a few years since my last visit I have visited her many times. Current reviews are important to stop nostalgia getting in the way of wasting hard earned. I am curious now to see if this is a one off or something else. Thanks again 

[divinemadman]

Hate to say it, and I don’t like playing this card.

But I’ve been thinking about the cold reception I got from this WG almost immediately upon her seeing me and honestly, I can’t think of anything off about my appearance infact I have a few redeeming qualities apart from the fact I'm on the heavier side but I'm sure she's seen plenty big guys. I always present as clean, polite and come off a little shy maybe awkward but in a good natured way.

The only thing I can think of is that I’m of a darker hue. I’m not making accusations, just sharing my experience. If you're also a gent of a darker hue and intend to see this WG it might just be worth confirming with her in advance whether she's comfortable seeing you just to avoid any awkwardness. I normally always do with EE WGs but forgot this time around.

It is what it is and to be clear, I’m not sensitive about this stuff and not particularly bothered if that *was* the reason for her cold reception. But I’d rather put this out there and be wrong than stay silent and let someone else potentially waste their time and get third rate service.

[divinemadman]

I am well aware of the consequences for writing the above. I don't care.

[advent2016]

It's good to get both positive and negative reviews.
She's long been one of my top ten BBBJ/CIM who really enjoys snowballing. I've always had a great time with her since the 90s. I think I've discovered (for me) a formula that works.

Might see her next few weeks when near Wimbledon.

[mrpunterton]

I'm the last person who would whiteknight but I don't think it's because it was because of your skin colour. I have seen this lady many times over the years (have also given her a negative review in the past) and I know she has no problem with black guys but what she did say is that they always knacker her out.

If she was lackluster is probably related to energy levels as I know she had some surgery a couple of months ago for a serious illness and starts treatment again at the end of this month so she wont be around for a while or even at all in the future. 

Surprised she is still working but I guess she needs the cash so a bit sad to end on a negative, hopefully she gets through the treatment and takes a well earned retirement.

[dubhcarr]

A bit shocked to read info Mr Punterton re Crystal's health. I mind she was/is a smoker so good luck to her. I think that it is a risk to her reputation if (understandably) service slips I hope she knows her line. Crystal and lackluster service are no bedfellows I recall from experience of her bed. 

[divinemadman]

Update from OP: It would be unfair not to mention that I went back to Crystal.Lady and my experience this time around was great.

[pumps]

It's good to get both positive and negative reviews.
She's long been one of my top ten BBBJ/CIM who really enjoys snowballing. I've always had a great time with her since the 90s. I think I've discovered (for me) a formula that works.

Might see her next few weeks when near Wimbledon.

The 90's? Wow didn't realise she'd been servicing men in England for that long.

[pumps]

Update from OP: It would be unfair not to mention that I went back to Crystal.Lady and my experience this time around was great.

Good to hear, after such a lacklustre experience what made you give her another shot?

[gray99999]

Update from OP: It would be unfair not to mention that I went back to Crystal.Lady and my experience this time around was great.

What was different the 2nd time, OP?

[The_Don]

The 90's? Wow didn't realise she'd been servicing men in England for that long.

Nor me. I've punted her in Harrow a number of times as it easier to drive and park.

Wandsworth being south of the water for me take longer to travel to, when other options are around.

[LLPunting]

Update from OP: It would be unfair not to mention that I went back to Crystal.Lady and my experience this time around was great.

Separate review with reasons for upgrade in rating and what moved you to retry  is warranted and permitted.

[advent2016]

I rarely write a review until I've had 3 sessions with a new provider or at least two positive. I've said before if I had a super-power it would be pissing off civvies, SPs, my boss actually most people first time we meet even if I do an excellent job technically. I would often get jankers even when I thought I had acted totally reasonably and often couldn't understand why. Recently I've mostly been seeing massage and HE providers that have been mediocre. Even attempting paying  more for same hasn't worked. However SPs whom I've built a relationship through many visits have all been fine

[scutty brown]

I rarely write a review until I've had 3 sessions with a new provider or at least two positive. I..............

That's daft. It means you're filtering out negative reviews and first impressions - which are the most important reviews

[pumps]

I rarely write a review until I've had 3 sessions with a new provider or at least two positive. I've said before if I had a super-power it would be pissing off civvies, SPs, my boss actually most people first time we meet even if I do an excellent job technically. I would often get jankers even when I thought I had acted totally reasonably and often couldn't understand why. Recently I've mostly been seeing massage and HE providers that have been mediocre. Even attempting paying  more for same hasn't worked. However SPs whom I've built a relationship through many visits have all been fine

Shame you edited your post to filter out your list of regulars and recommendations.

[advent2016]

Shame you edited your post to filter out your list of regulars and recommendations.

Wasn't me, I probably broke a rule and it was probably a mod. I don't question their actions

[pumps]

Wasn't me, I probably broke a rule and it was probably a mod. I don't question their actions

Oh interesting. Hopefully they can shed some light so others don't make the same mistake

I looked through the AW links and hotlisted a couple

[advent2016]

That's daft. It means you're filtering out negative reviews and first impressions - which are the most important reviews

I welcome opinion. As I said, often if things go badly I feel it was me and not the SP so I like to give her a 2nd go. Often it goes really well first off and I write a review. I only really approach it this way for ones that may have been a negative on first visit. My last words one this