Author Topic: Alice_Massage - Woodford Green  (Read 1289 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 7659196) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline mojo88

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Fancied a proper b2b today as it’s been a while. So I messaged a few and the times didn’t work out with me. So I thought I’d message this number which I messaged a few months ago but didn’t go. The phone number I have is different to the one on the ad.

Replies were quick and I got a reply with the above link then

“Tantra B2B Nuru is massage - and deep relaxation, intimacy and energy. Interested? Write...
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Postcode was in Woodford Green near the posh school on a quiet cul-de-sac. When I got there I messaged that I was here and directed to the door. She eventually opened it saying why didn’t you just ring the bell or open the door. I said because some people share and don’t like that.

Once inside she asked if it’s my first time there and I said yes. She told me that she only does tantric massage and nothing else.
So she asked how long. I would have stayed for an hour but with that attitude I changed my mind to 30 mins.

Girl was tall about early 30’s. Slim/medium build, European

Paperwork sorted and was told to undress. While I took my clothes off I tried to have a convo with her, asking if she does other beauty treatments as I noticed some stuff in the room. She said no I only do naked massage why would I do something else. I said well some massage places I’ve gone to also do things like waxing and hair. She said well I’m naked so I don’t. I laughed and said no obviously with your clothes on.

Now getting to what I paid for…..
she dropped a load of hot oil on my back and said arms down. Then some very fast paced hand movements (not relaxing at all). Straight to legs for 1 min. Then on top of me with the worst b2b massage I’ve ever experienced. She rubbed her tits up and down on my upper back near my shoulders. This went on for about 15 mins. Every now and then she’d move her arms and I would think she’s gonna do something else but I was wrong.
Then she says turn around. I’m thinking oh I get some tits rubbing my front. But how wrong I was again. She put oil on my cock and started playing with it with her fingers leading to a wank. I managed to get my hands on her upper thighs and had a brief stroke of her pussy. But everytime she’d move forward 
I then said can you get closer to me and she said no I’m fine here.

Finished up and left 23 mins in.

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Offline Robert2280

Pretty sure is this girl. The location you mentioned was used by the Polish lady with big boobs Anastasja or something like this.
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Pretty sure is this girl. The location you mentioned was used by the Polish lady with big boobs Anastasja or something like this.
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Yep, the bloody cul de sac and that Polish MILF.
She still had oil on her chebs from the previous booking.
No shower either for me, left covered in oil.
One of my worst.

Offline mojo88

Pretty sure is this girl. The location you mentioned was used by the Polish lady with big boobs Anastasja or something like this.
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Yep that’s the one!

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Pretty sure is this girl. The location you mentioned was used by the Polish lady with big boobs Anastasja or something like this.
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Photos match

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« Last Edit: June 26, 2025, 10:53:23 am by scutty brown »

Offline Boss_Grinz

The Woodford joint has had a few different SP's over the years. They also at times advertise an SP in  Green Lanes, most the pictures of the SP are fake.

Offline rover_100

Thanks really appreciate the review. This profile has popped up a few times and I've been curious but you've saved my cash and time.

Offline Robert2280

I was tempted by this girl , especially because i am daily in the area but something always kept me back. Now I know why  :D

Offline moonlight_lad

I have been to this place and I was desperate for a release and I regretted after I went there.
There are few places which are much better, but need to venture out a bit. Harlow ones are better than this.