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Author Topic: An enticing prospect  (Read 1863 times)

Offline Melb

Look at what this girl promises - complementary services from her driver!

www.adultwork.com/1360940

Offline softlad

complementary services from her driver!

That will do wonders for her business won't it ?  :dash:
Stupid cow.... :mad:

Offline yumyum3

Certainly is enticing; what with paying her £120 for half an hour and possibly getting your legs broken as well - vile cow :mad:

Offline Jimmyredcab

The girl is clearly brain dead.
All she had to say was that she arrives with a driver for her security and peace of mind, talk of breaking legs is hardly going to boost her bookings.    :dash: :dash:

Offline M1nty

It's probably Jeremy Clarkson. It's worth a punt just to give him a kicking.

Offline James999



Offline yumyum3

"It's probably Jeremy Clarkson. It's worth a punt just to give him a kicking."
Now you're talking, mate :yahoo:  :lol:
Interesting second profile, J. Let's hope she puts up a third now with a few fanny shots and a price reduction :)

Offline SteveNova

She offers car meets as well.  Presumably with her boyfriend/ driver in the back seat handling his big baseball bat  :scare:
« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 03:44:22 PM by SteveNova »

Offline Ali Katt

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Town:    London
County:    Kent
Region:    South East
Isn't London in Greater London?

Offline M1nty

Isn't London in Greater London?
I'm down that way next week. Must make a note to give her a miss.

Offline Jacob

And now a second profile

https://www.adultwork.com/1361809

Not allowed.  Higher rates @ 220 ph as oppo$ed to 170. Stupid.


Offline AnthG

She is gorgeous in that left photo but that profile is one of the best double take moments I have had in a while.

Its like that song Adam Sandler sung in the Wedding Singer where he started writing it when they were together and the end after they broke up.

Going to paste it into the topic incase the profile gets removed to reread it in a month or so's time for another good laugh

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FUN YOUNG LADY WITH VARIOUS SKILLS. WILL CATER TO MOST THINGS, EASY AND LAID BACK BUT CAN PICK UP THE PACE IF DESIRED. CONSIDERATE AND PASSIONATE AND NAUGHTY ROUGH AND GENTLE. I HAVE MY OWN DRIVER WHO WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS IF U PLAY UP THE WRONG WAY, SO IF U HAVE ANY BAD IDEAS, FORGET IT, DECENT PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE X

Offline eli69

We are all aware that when seeing a WG there could well be a man or two lurking on the sidelines and we know that they would be prepared to get physical if we did anything bad to the WG.

This girl says it with such attitude she seems like the type that would call for her bodyguard at the slightest thing.

A bit like the tarts who go out with hard men and then flirt with other men knowing full wel that their partner is gonna knock that guys lights out.

Offline SteveNova

Or maybe she is fantasising about the boyfriend/driver and thinks saying that will put off troublemakers.  Whether true or not it would put me and other innocuous punters off.  It also seemed bizarre that she said she had a guy who may break your legs and ended the sentence with a kiss.  And what constitute 'playing up the wrong way?'

Offline Ali Katt

Or maybe she is fantasising about the boyfriend/driver and thinks saying that will put off troublemakers.  Whether true or not it would put me and other innocuous punters off.  It also seemed bizarre that she said she had a guy who may break your legs and ended the sentence with a kiss.  And what constitute 'playing up the wrong way?'
I can imagine the driver is more likely a pimp or disgruntled husband. I think playing up the wrong way would constitute anything from asking for a cup of tea or trying to French kiss her, if she is real of course.

Offline eli69

Exactly. Its like by having this pre warning you should know that if you piss her off you will get your legs broke. This gives her more power to be as rude or un attentive ad.she pleases. Because god forbid you should do ANYTHING to piss her off then you are gonna get whacked. I would imagine she works with very cocky attitude and acts as bitchy as she wants safe in the knowledge her pimp is outside with.a.crowbar

Offline Marmalade

Multiple profiles and not deleted yet for breaking a cardinal AW rule?

"Would you like an upgrade of OWO for just another £100?"
(smiles sweetly from beneath golden blonde tresses)

"Errr, no thanks."

"Well you asked if I did, and I've thrown the condom away now, so you'll have to pay - I'm not going to be messed about."

"?????"

"DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 :yahoo:

Offline Marmalade

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DECENT PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE X

That rules her out then, dunnit? :rolleyes:

Offline Melb

I'm going to put up a post...

"Punter looking for genuine, honest, fairly-priced girl who matches the profile and actually does what she advertises. I will have a rottweiler with me who will rip your throat out if you piss me off.

Please email, call, text or send a pigeon and I'll see if I can be bothered to answer. Love and kisses."

Offline Ali Katt

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Multiple profiles and not deleted yet for breaking a cardinal AW rule?
They've now both been removed. If she ever was real it saves some poor guy having his legs broken or being bullied by some disillusional slapper.

Offline Jacob

They've now both been removed. If she ever was real it saves some poor guy having his legs broken or being bullied by some disillusional slapper.

 ;)


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