Now, I have been reading the reviews on here about the LMP, some have an amazing time, some not so much. I've been booked into the next one at Bristol, at the moment, I'm not getting too excited (although I am). I've never been to a party before, or anything like it tbh, so I'm also a little nervous.
I'm going in with an open mind, hoping I won't make too much of a tit of myself, but what can a noobcakes like me expect?
If someone is spit roasting a girl with a stranger, does one 'hi 5' them? Make polite conversation? Be impressed with the other persons size of penis? Or just carry on what you're doing and don't make eye contact?
And should I take anything like a toothbrush or deodorant?