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Author Topic: First timer at an LMP advice (Lady Marmalade Parties)  (Read 3704 times)

Now, I have been reading the reviews on here about the LMP, some have an amazing time, some not so much. I've been booked into the next one at Bristol, at the moment, I'm not getting too excited (although I am). I've never been to a party before, or anything like it tbh, so I'm also a little nervous.

I'm going in with an open mind, hoping I won't make too much of a tit of myself, but what can a noobcakes like me expect?

If someone is spit roasting a girl with a stranger, does one 'hi 5' them? Make polite conversation? Be impressed with the other persons size of penis? Or just carry on what you're doing and don't make eye contact?

And should I take anything like a toothbrush or deodorant?

Thanks peeps.

Offline cunnyhunt

And should I take anything like a toothbrush or deodorant?

Where were you thinking of putting them ?  :rolleyes:

Curious6705

Now, I have been reading the reviews on here about the LMP, some have an amazing time, some not so much. I've been booked into the next one at Bristol, at the moment, I'm not getting too excited (although I am). I've never been to a party before, or anything like it tbh, so I'm also a little nervous.

I'm going in with an open mind, hoping I won't make too much of a tit of myself, but what can a noobcakes like me expect?

If someone is spit roasting a girl with a stranger, does one 'hi 5' them? Make polite conversation? Be impressed with the other persons size of penis? Or just carry on what you're doing and don't make eye contact?

And should I take anything like a toothbrush or deodorant?

Thanks peeps.

If you tell the party manager you're a newbie she will look after you and so will the girls.

You just need to make sure you're not in need of toothbrush or a deodorant - though having said that you'll be given a robe and a towel and told to shower before the party begins, and mouthwash is also provided.

As regards interaction with other girls and the guests - it's a party and everyone is there to have a good time, so just try to relax, be yourself, and act natural.


who cares what the other guy is doing. have fun, use him as a tool to shag that girl senceless.. might be worth checking that no one is going to freek out about a bit of DVP though beforehand haha. some guys freak some love it

so just try to relax, be yourself, and act natural.
I'm not sure that's the best advice for me, I love to chat to people, I'm terrible for it. I can't imagine some guy, getting head from a hot girl, will want to small talk with me. Although, I'm pretty good at knowing when to shut up, I know when people want to talk to me and when they don't. Although, usually when people don't want to talk to me, I just carry on, since it's amuses me (yes, I'm THAT guy), but at the same time, I don't want to ruin it for everyone and I certainly don't want to get thrown out!

But thanks, it's all good advice. And as for DVP, never tried it, so I might.

Curious6705

I'm not sure that's the best advice for me, I love to chat to people, I'm terrible for it. I can't imagine some guy, getting head from a hot girl, will want to small talk with me. Although, I'm pretty good at knowing when to shut up, I know when people want to talk to me and when they don't. Although, usually when people don't want to talk to me, I just carry on, since it's amuses me (yes, I'm THAT guy), but at the same time, I don't want to ruin it for everyone and I certainly don't want to get thrown out!

But thanks, it's all good advice. And as for DVP, never tried it, so I might.

Maybe you will, but I doubt it will be at an LMP party!

I went to the first LMP party in Manchester and was nervous.
I left my concerns in the car and went for it. I walked in with a bottle of Fizz and 2 boxes of chocolates. As soon as the time came to start, I was grabbed by a girl and called 'Mr Champagne Man'. I never looked back.
Everyone was just another normal guy having fun. One guy was on his 15th party - we all chatted openly.
Strange for the first time having 'Group Sex' but I really enjoyed it. Took a blue pill - came three times - shagged 5 girls, some 3 times.
I will go back when they return to Manchester.
Enjoy & just have fun.
Fab

Offline vt

I'm not sure that's the best advice for me, I love to chat to people, I'm terrible for it. I can't imagine some guy, getting head from a hot girl, will want to small talk with me. Although, I'm pretty good at knowing when to shut up, I know when people want to talk to me and when they don't. Although, usually when people don't want to talk to me, I just carry on, since it's amuses me (yes, I'm THAT guy), but at the same time, I don't want to ruin it for everyone and I certainly don't want to get thrown out!

But thanks, it's all good advice. And as for DVP, never tried it, so I might.

Do the first two highlighted bits and leave out the last one and you'll be fine!  :thumbsup:

There's usually more in-depth conversation in the kitchen and fun banter with the girls and other guys in the bedrooms, but a lot of guys just get their head down, in the zone and on with the action...be ready for both!  :)

Offline Captain Caveman

All good advice. If you are a party newbie, you will be in goods hands, literally, at LMP.

Also pace yourself - let the other guys shag themselves out in the first 30 mins and you'll have the girls to yourself  :yahoo:

« Last Edit: November 26, 2014, 05:59:29 PM by Captain Caveman »
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Thanks again for the advice everyone. I'm all confirmed now, so I'm I'll report how I get on.

Offline dumdonuts

how many of you guys take the blue pill? i am guessing most

Offline andrei

how many of you guys take the blue pill? i am guessing most

you're guessing wrong
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