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External Link/Members OnlySaw Hannah on a recent tour of Bracknell. Previous recent reviews looked good enough to give her a try. Paid £160 for the hour no extras.
Easy to arrange meet, good comms and help with best place to park. Incall to a hotel, easy access with no real reception to speak of or cards required for the lift. Directed expertly to the room.
Usual hiding behind the door and initial impressions were good. She was dressed to impress, tall and smiley and chatty. Age about right (+ the usual 5 years). Room was in near darkness though, curtains pulled tight with one small lamp on. I hopped in the shower and returned to the bed squeaky clean and fresh breathed. Room still very dark. Easy to talk to but she showed no interest in moving things forward. I moved in to to try DFK but her lips remained tightly shut, and she would turn her head away slightly when I kept trying. Got her undressed and to be honest I was a little disappointed. Once the supporting underwear had gone and I could get a better look at her she isn't as toned as her pics suggest. Boobs large, soft and drooping. Arse bigger than expected.
She took hold of my cock and was pretty good at getting me hard with her hands, but she wanted to keep this going rather than stick it anywhere near her mouth. It felt like every time I tried to manoeuvre us in to a position where she could give me oral, she would move to avoid it. Almost reluctantly she finally began to suck me off, but it was shite in my opinion. Lots of hand action once more. Quickly gave up on that and decided to rubber up and hope the sex was better but it wasn't. Lacklustre and she wasn't easy to get into cowgirl which I usually like. Finished in doggy quite quickly (highlight I guess), and she was quick to help me clean up. Didn't try reverse oral.
Round 2 wasn't going to be initiated by her, she sat on the end of the bed chatting away - literally trying to put as much space between us as possible. Any attempt by me to get closer was met with her getting up and fiddling with her clothes, water bottle, phone before sitting somewhere else.
Cut my losses, got dressed and headed out. Probably in the room for 40mins max. This all seems at odds to her recent reviews, so maybe we just didn't hit it off. Or she didn't like the look of me. Or she had had a crap day. Whatever.
She says she has lots of lovely regulars, but I won't be one of them.
Recommend? No
Return? No
