So, I met Sue this afternoon for an hours massage. The (WhatsApp) comms were good and the address was relatively easy to find (with Sat Nav). There is plenty of on street parking. I rang the bell of the flat and Sue was there to greet me. She was dressed in all black and I would say that she was attractive, quite slim and petite, but I definitely would. We sorted the paperwork (£50, initially) and Sue asked me to strip off and lie face down on the massage table (usual thing).
The massage itself was very good, very thorough. Sue asked me I liked it hard (whey hey), but I said medium or firm. There was lots of cricking and cracking, which Sue assured me was good (I was not so sure). She massaged pretty much every inch of my body and I would say that it was right up there with the best massages that I have had. There was no teasing or accidental touching of the old chap at this point. Her English was decent (certainly better than my Thai) and you could just about have a conversation, though discussing the theory of relativity would probably a step too far.
After about 35/40 minutes, I was asked to turn over. Sue covered my meat and two veg with a towel, which I actually quite liked as it probably delayed the inevitable that was to come (pun intended). Sue carried on with the massage for a bit before I was asked if I wanted hand relief for £20, which I obviously accepted. Sue struggled a bit giving me hand relief with my Prince Albert piercing as she had never seen one before. To be fair, she was very gentle. After the explosion, Sue massaged my head, which was a nice way to finish. I was offered a shower and a glass of water, which was a nice touch.
Sue is going back to Thailand soon for a holiday, and will not be back until September (just to let everyone know). All in all, a very positive, enjoyable and reasonable (price wise) experience. I would definitely see Sue again.