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Author Topic: Would you like a Curry with your Fuck  (Read 995 times)


Offline yumyum3

Now that's my idea of a good night out :D

Offline Melb

I've just discovered my next business idea.
The menu could be...

Poppa-bums to start
Mutton Corr-ma for a MILF
Saga-loo for watersports with a GILF
Kebab Roll - hand relief
Bumbay duck

Question is what to name the place?


Offline yumyum3

Could you put ploppadums on the menu for hardsports fans and stuffed nan for those who like the more mature lady? :)

Offline M1nty

Do you get free condoments with your curry?

Offline softlad

Do you get free condoments with your curry?

I'd pass on the yoghurt/mint sauce... :scare:

Offline smiths

According to this report http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/restaurant-boss-charged-with-running-brothel-from-carlisle-takeaway-1.884396?referrerPath=news The guy was running an Indian takaway that also doubled as a brothel   :music:

If convicted he will hopefully get a very long prison sentence for his noncing.

This reminds me due to its dual use of a barber who had a shop in Green Street, Enfield (incidentally the same street that a case of paranormal activity or outright making it up  depending on your viewpoint occured in in 1977/8 known as the Enfield Poltergeist. :scare:) that was also a video films rental shop. As he was doing both jobs on his own my haircut took three times longer than normal so i never went back. :D ;)
« Last Edit: October 05, 2011, 04:25:28 PM by smiths »

Offline terryb

Love a curry, sounds like my utopia. I do a special in mangoo chutney :)

Offline yumyum3

Lovely menu suggestions. If we call it The Khyber Pass would you take your lady up there?  :diablo:  :D

Offline Mr XL

I've just discovered my next business idea.
The menu could be...

Poppa-bums to start
Mutton Corr-ma for a MILF
Saga-loo for watersports with a GILF
Kebab Roll - hand relief
Bumbay duck

Question is what to name the place?

'Nan' Breads for those who like GILFs

....and the fluffies can call everyone 'Dahl....ing'

Offline terryb

The best girl there was called Tarka i heard.............................she was Otter than the rest :D

Offline M1nty

The best girl there was called Tarka i heard.............................she was Otter than the rest :D
They said she was a bird-fancier cos she'd had a cockatoo.

Offline terryb

All that curry do you think they did hard sports. Or soft!!....nasty


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