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Initial comms were a bit weird, she wasn't sure if she could see me on the day and had to check, then said she couldn't but I'd have £20 discount the next day and offered £20 off. Next day I booked and I couldn't get my discount cos that was only if I booked the day before. The text message did say that but not super clearly. Hard to care really, £120 is good for a good punt. The reply that explained it all was about 400 words! I said fine, went to have a shower, got moaned at and she cancelled the booking cos I didn't reply - another LONG reply came back.
I get there, wait about 10 mins for a reply. On the main road loads of traffic ask for directions and she can't text them cos people don't understand it, she has to tell me and I'm starting to wonder if this is all worth the effort. Get instructions, walk down an alley turn right, right in front of me with the number on the door.
Amy's pictures are very milfy, vary between meddling to quite nice. Dunno where she gets those pics, and some are supposed to be recent, but that's not what I came up against. She looks tired, 3/10 facially. Probably a size 14, small tits for her frame, loads of flab and what looked like 10 year old Primark lingerie. Get in, sort stuff out, realise I'm out of practise of walking. I get the feeling Amy is a bit OCD, a few things that happened during the punt.
Start off with a BJ and she's really good at it. Good that is when she's not pissing about finding something else random to do so a bit stop/start. We did a bit of crap kissing but to be fair I wasn't very enthusiastic so your mileage may vary on that.
Got kind of lost in the shag, not an experience I was enjoying so I came in her mouth, got dressed and left. I was in there about 30 mins, didn't want to hang around longer.
I feel a bit conflicted on this, neg or neutral. The pictures making this almost a B&S was the killer and if I'd found her attractive I think much of the punt would have gone better, and most of that was I didn't want to be there. Any punt where you choose to leave half way through has to be a neg really.
