Anna @ GG Beauty Massage, 186 London Road, Thornton Heath

[Scrumpy69]

This one happended last week

As per the previous review from pump dump

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Its more West Croydon than TH tbh

I decided to take a walk down here as i had been past it a few times and thought nothing of it, his review prompted to have a closer look

So once again a week after lunchtime so i knew it would be quiet

Door was locked as per previoius guy, knocked the door and was let it by old chinesse bird i would say late 50's maybe even early 60's
Not ugly not middle of the road

We where the only people there and she led me downstairs to a fairly large room which was mirrored with the massage table in the centre.
What u want she says massage B2B i nodded £60 suck and fuck, ok then says i

Onto the massage table face down standard procedure, slaps my ass so i am thinking this is gonaa be good (no mention of time BTW)
5 Mins into the massage reach unders and then 5 mins late she is kissing my ear and we are now snogging no tongues but open mouthed, didnt fancy her so it wasnt  really for me TBH
Turnemd me over slipped a jonny on and gave decent bj, she hopped on and jumped up and down quite well for a woman of her age.
Turned her around for some doggy but it wasnt working for me, asked her for CIM and i know she pretended not to understand me as she said extra i said ok £10, £20? she continued to wank me until conclusion

Apparently there will be another girl next month  so i may venture back , its a positive coz for £60 u cant moan buts defo a plan b for me now

I am getting severe post punt annoyance  - i am such a cheapskate that i wont pay over £100 and the women are always not good looking, now i know i could pay £500 get some russian who is hot but cold as ice, i think i need up the game, less quantity more quality

But like i say for a quick dump shes not bad

In the end it was over 30 mins

Scores on the doors

My Ratings
Face 5/10
Body 6/10
Personality 5/10
Service 6/10
Comms 5/5
Location 4/5

TOTAL 31/50


Srumps

[LLPunting]

Thanks for review 

I tried calling/messaging a couple of times but only got an address by text, no actual answer to my query about availability or choice of lady.  Gave up.  Also made enquiries of some "new" place in Purley but comms also not encouraging.

100 still buys plenty with an attractive, under 30 FS SP for 30 mins including Latinas.  If you're insisting on trying for mileage with a "masseuse" then you're hobbling yourself with the £30+ "it's a massage" surcharge, why do that if you really want more than a wank?  Even so, don't bother with Croydon and try Wimbledon, New Malden, Morden or perhaps further to Sutton, Crawley as seems the provinces are benefitting from younger, nicer ladies avoiding the rough treatment from city roadmen, gangs and the like.

[PumpDump]

Thanks for review 

I tried calling/messaging a couple of times but only got an address by text, no actual answer to my query about availability or choice of lady.  Gave up.  Also made enquiries of some "new" place in Purley but comms also not encouraging.

They are very bad with phone comms. No matter what question I asked by text I just get a reply with the address. You just have to call in to this place.

[pumps]

Does anyone know if they're still trading?

I've swung by on 4 different occasions on different weeks and the shutters always down.

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for that matey.
But I’ll go with LLP on this one.

If you’re walking away after a punt feeling even a little depressed. Then just thinking “Oh well at least it was cheap” ……………. Is obviously a tell tale sign you need to be changing things.

I know puntings a personal choice thing with all kinds of variants, looks, service, price etc.

But jeez. If it ever got to the point where I was punting SP’s I didn’t fancy just cos they were cheap.

I’d be having my mental health checked earlier than usual 

You said it yourself fella……….. do yourself a favour and upgrade. You owe it to yourself and you know it. 👍🏻

[PumpDump]

Does anyone know if they're still trading?

I've swung by on 4 different occasions on different weeks and the shutters always down.

I haven't been there recently although I did notice prior to my first visit when I passed the shutters were down. This was usually late morning around midday. I think they open later than other massage shops. What times of the day did you try?

[pumps]

Always after 12...

Can't remember all of the times, but last two visits were 14:30ish and 17:00 ish

[LLPunting]

Went by on bus late afternoon this week and it was open.

[pumps]

Went by on bus late afternoon this week and it was open.

Thanks, at least I know its just flakey opening times now.

[Frenchyg]

I went yesterday. I didn’t fancy her and walked.
I had called approx 12pm and got there approx 1pm. On arrival I called 2 or 3 x no answer. So I drove by shop and noticed she was opening the shutters… I pulled over found parking and lo and behold she called me. Told me to come now, which I did. I entering shop I didnt fancy her enough to part with £ hard earned and the shop is pretty naff! Cold and sterile and unkept. So I walked.

I miss the days of Lyn (studio) in Wimbledon ! Hey ho! Has she ever resurfaced anywhere else??

[pumps]

I went yesterday. I didn’t fancy her and walked.
I had called approx 12pm and got there approx 1pm. On arrival I called 2 or 3 x no answer. So I drove by shop and noticed she was opening the shutters… I pulled over found parking and lo and behold she called me. Told me to come now, which I did. I entering shop I didnt fancy her enough to part with £ hard earned and the shop is pretty naff! Cold and sterile and unkept. So I walked.

I miss the days of Lyn (studio) in Wimbledon ! Hey ho! Has she ever resurfaced anywhere else??

She looked that bad did she?

Thanks for the feedback, at least it wasn't just me being met with shutters lol

[scutty brown]

FWIW company is still listed as "active"

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[Frenchyg]

I’m just a bit skint tbh and didn’t want to spend my last on Annie (I thinks she is called). I’ll try elsewhere in next few days and weeks. Cheers.

[pumps]

I’m just a bit skint tbh and didn’t want to spend my last on Annie (I thinks she is called). I’ll try elsewhere in next few days and weeks. Cheers.

Eh...