Myriam X - Farringdon

[TheOracle]

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This was a plan B after a https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=431000.0 disappointment on the same day, but it fully restored my trust in humanity. Myriam is a rare survivor of the glorious past of punting in London, when on any day one could choose an otherworldly hot Romanian girl among a roster of maybe two hundred for a 100-140 quid punt.

After Brexit, Romanians mostly migrated elsewhere (I hear Switzerland or Germany, where they probably also experience less of the nasty xenophobia that they were subject to in the UK) and the punting scene has been invaded by less attractive, less welcoming, worse performing Brazilians, who also contributed to the massive inflation of these past 5 years.

Prices have doubled at least now, and my session with Myriam started at a base price of 180£, and got inflated to 230£ when I discovered that she charges 20 quid for french kissing and 30 for OWO. That was a bit of a disappointment, but it was the only one of the evening.

Myriam is an extremely hot, extremely sexy, very good at her job, woman in her late thirties or early fourties. I would have guessed 35, but her stated age on AW is 40. Not important at all, as looks wise Myriam has nothing to envy to any younger woman, and her age gives her a confidence and skills that younger performers lack.

She welcomed me in expensive lingerie wrapping her bombshell body, curvy in a way that aroused me instantly even if I'm normally a fan of skinnier girls. Her ass is bigger than my normal liking but perfect shaped and toned, her waist is narrow, her breasts inflated to a pretty massive degree but well made and still retaining a lovely soft surface. Her skin is smooth and tanned, her hair long and dark. Probably about 160cm tall. Body-wise, easily a 9. Her face is also very attractive, despite a bit of a flat, "boxer" nose, with an inviting mouth and deep dark eyes. 8/10.

She received me in a really good flat in an apartment complex near Farringdon. She rents flats in London for about 10 days a month, spending the rest of her time to tend to her normie job and her family in Romania. I was offered a shower and water, and she waited for me kneeling on the bed. I couldn't wait to put my hands on her, and we soon engaged in a long snogging session, touching, caressing and groping each other. She gave me a great blowjob and we engaged in a long 69 that I found heavenly because her pussy was sweet and clean.

I fucked her with gusto in missionary on the first round, and her moaning made me come in record time for these days (my age is making things more difficult than they used to be). She is maybe a little bit on the professional side in terms of moaning and dirty talking, but she got decently into it.

I liked chatting with her among rounds and at the end of the punt. She is a genuine, smart, direct woman, and asked me questions that showed some level of curiosity towards me. While she was professional throughout, I think she's the kind of escort that one could build decent rapport with over time.

Second round was difficult as I tried to come through an increasingly frantic pace and ultimately failed, but not for lack of her trying: she took it as a champ, in the meantime rubbing herself furiously.

The whole thing was very enjoyable, and even if I don't normally go back and visit the same escort twice, she's just too good in the current depressing landscape to pass: I think I'll see her again.

Overall:
location: 9
body: 9
face: 8
performance: 8
value for money: 8 (could be 9 without extras)

[pantywetter]

After Brexit, Romanians mostly migrated elsewhere (I hear Switzerland or Germany, where they probably also experience less of the nasty xenophobia that they were subject to in the UK) and the punting scene has been invaded by less attractive, less welcoming, worse performing Brazilians, who also contributed to the massive inflation of these past 5 years.

Not sure if it’s appropriate for a review thread, but Romanians have a bad reputation because generally poor service and more scams, not xenophobia.  We are all on here reviewing international WGs every day and Romanians are objectively the outliers in poor service.

[TheOracle]

Not sure if it’s appropriate for a review thread, but Romanians have a bad reputation because generally poor service and more scams, not xenophobia.  We are all on here reviewing international WGs every day and Romanians are objectively the outliers in poor service.

Something "objective" needs to be proven by at least an attempt at an objective analysis of actual data. I've read this forum for 15 years, and while there used to be a lot of Romanian-bashing, no one ever tried anything even vaguely looking like a dispassionate analysis. I did, at some point, and the numbers I got were that the rate of negatives coming out from Romanians were in line with other nationalities. I was meant to produce a report at some point but I lost interest in it after Brexit when it became clear to me that objective data and rational analysis wouldn't help.

In any case, when a bunch of people start circulating a meme that's related to a specific nationality, that's not "objective", that's people circulating a stereotype.

I've spent years having great experiences with Romanians of all types simply because I knew how to deal with them: treat them like humans I was interested in rather than service providers that I own because I'm paying them. This simple fact seemed to elude most of the forum dwellers when they routinely called Romanians as a category "lowlife", "scum", "trash", etc.

My personal experience (personal = anecdotal, subjective, which is the opposite of objective) is that Brazilians on average offer way worse service than Romanians ever did, are less welcoming, less interested in creating a connection, more likely to scam, more likely to false advertise (B&S, false promise of services, etc.), more likely to pretend and act in the session, less likely to learn the language at an even basic level, etc. (let alone being less attractive and more expensive).

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Something "objective" needs to be proven by at least an attempt at an objective analysis of actual data. I've read this forum for 15 years, and while there used to be a lot of Romanian-bashing, no one ever tried anything even vaguely looking like a dispassionate analysis. I did, at some point, and the numbers I got were that the rate of negatives coming out from Romanians were in line with other nationalities. I was meant to produce a report at some point but I lost interest in it after Brexit when it became clear to me that objective data and rational analysis wouldn't help.

In any case, when a bunch of people start circulating a meme that's related to a specific nationality, that's not "objective", that's people circulating a stereotype.

I've spent years having great experiences with Romanians of all types simply because I knew how to deal with them: treat them like humans I was interested in rather than service providers that I own because I'm paying them. This simple fact seemed to elude most of the forum dwellers when they routinely called Romanians as a category "lowlife", "scum", "trash", etc.

My personal experience (personal = anecdotal, subjective, which is the opposite of objective) is that Brazilians on average offer way worse service than Romanians ever did, are less welcoming, less interested in creating a connection, more likely to scam, more likely to false advertise (B&S, false promise of services, etc.), more likely to pretend and act in the session, less likely to learn the language at an even basic level, etc. (let alone being less attractive and more expensive).

Great review The Oracle ... thanks for posting    . The body looks epic  Regarding Romanian whores being significantly higher than other nationalities on the scamming list . They got this reputation because amongst the huge numbers of Rom S.Ps that flooded the UK whoring market 15 years ago  few where whores but out and out scam artists . The whoring profession in countries where it is not really decriminalised has always meant many S.Ps are really criminals being worked in may cases  by other criminals . Just common thieves in reality . Soho London has had many of these way before the Roms/Hungarians arrived  . It now seems that there are far more Romanian whores actually working here amongst the overall decrease in Romanian numbers hence the more common it has become to read of positive experiences with this Nationality . Look forward to meeting this gorgeous lady