External Link/Members Only1 hour - £40 + extras £100
I was in Huddersfield this week and had about 3 hours to kill
Had 3 options in mind, Plan A let me down, showing working from 10am and phone number displayed on profile, rang several times for it to go to voice mail each time so gave up.
Not a massive fan of massage places but this became my plan B. Situated on main high street in shopping centre opposite BnM and above a clothing store. Entrance is down a sideway through the arch at back of shops leading to an overgrown grubby backyard. Warm sunny day and very busy with shoppers and a coffee shop opposite with people sat outside facing the alleyway you go down, so they can see where you go, so not discreet.
I rang stood outside and a female that answered spoke very little English and passed the phone onto another female, who equally didn’t understand much English, so just walked down alley and pressed the doorbell. Keypad with a large button so pressed that one, door clicked and let in, looks like a doorbell with camera.
Into the entrance and steps leading upstairs. From the outside looks a bit grubby and signs in windows could do with new ones but once inside it was really well done and clean, I was pleasantly surprised how nice it was.
Up the stairs and met by a Thai lady, not more than 5’, middle age, would have guessed in her 40s, about size 10 not slim but not fat, quite attractive, dressed in the usual black tunic. Made me feel welcome with hands together bowing, as they do. Asked how long I wanted and said 1 hour and she said £40 please, gave her the fee and she again put her hands together bowing and very smiley.
There was another Thai sat at the desk, looked a bit of a chav with a hoody on and the hood over her head, laid back in the chair looking at her phone with feet up on desk. Didn't look up or took any interest I was there. What I could see of her face she wasn’t a looker and quite young.
Showed me to the room which was nicely done with massage table, bedside table and a large armchair to put your clothes on, nicely decorated. Dim lighting with red lamp shade on the bedside table. Took a minute for my eyes to climatise, she pointed to the chair indicating to put clothes on and lay on table, she then left the room for about 30 seconds and returned. She took a cotton sheet from a draw and held it over a fan blowing warm air which she put over me when I laid down.
Attempted to make conversation but her English isn’t great, but she tries and eager to please. Made me feel welcome from the start, very smiley and happy attitude. Didn’t see any other Thais there but wasn’t disappointed with this one.
Laid on the table face down and face in the hole and she put she cotton sheet on me covering my whole body then climbed onto the table parting my legs and knelt between them. Began to press on my legs and made her way up the rest of my body the same, thinking hope this isn’t her style of massage but this was just to relax the muscle as she began to give a good medium massage as she moved the sheet and poured small amounts of warm oil on each part of my body starting with my legs.
There were no intentional swipes at this stage, but the massage was good. After about 10 mins she climbed off the table and went to the top and stood at the edge of the table massaging the top of my shoulders and then reaching as far down as she could reaching my bum cheeks and back again with more warm oil.
Her tummy was pressed up against my hands holding on the top of the table, as I moved them apart, she grabbed both of my hands and placed them on her bum with a giggle. I said, my hands are cold but your bum is nice and warm and she gave a giggle.
The tunic she had on was quite short so didn’t have far to go to put my hands on her bum cheeks. She seemed to reach down my back intentionally as far as she could allowing my hands to reach round to her pussy and finger play with the lips of her pussy and didn’t pull away or stop me. She encouraged it by leaning as far forward again and again so I had access. Now I know there is more on the table but what and at what price
After a few minutes she then stopped and knelt down so her face was level with mine and said something, so I looked up and her face was almost touching mine and said something again, no idea what she said, she was all smiles and a wicked look in her eyes. She got up and came to the side of the massage table, so I turned onto my side as she came down to talk to me in a quiet voice. She was almost touching face to face so couldn't resist on kissing her and did, she didn’t object or pull away.
She giggled again and said something on the lines of “you want more” so asked what was on offer. She replied £80, B2B, BJ, HE, and tit wank, this was all done by sign language and body actions she didn’t say a word.
I asked for FS and she put her finger to her lips and said, shuuush no sex, laughing and more giggles. I then asked what about touching, didn’t have a clue what I was asking so I did the same as her with sign language, took hold of her pussy and a licking motion and she again giggled and said £100.
I tried to barter and said £80 but she just repeated what she said you get for £80. I genuinely didn’t think she was grasping what I was trying to say, she just kept reaping what she will do for £80 and then for £100. I tried to negotiate but we were just going round in circles. Each time she did the actions what she will do for £80 and £100 with no speech, and I had to do the same, it was like a game of charades, and I was losing the fucking will to live. She just stood there with a big smile and giggles, it was funny at the time.
I thought fuck it and gave her £100 and thought see where it goes. She asked for the money up front so got off the table to get the money, as I placed each twenty on the table one at a time. I was counting in my head she was counting out loud, 1,2,3,4,5 and more giggles. Thought fucking hell you can count in English, well up to five and thought if I put an extra one down she would be fucked what came next LOL
She took seconds to strip off to reveal a tidy body, not thin but not fat, chunky is probably the right word. She indicated for me to lay on my back, and she began to give B2B, nice large breasts which she ran over my groin and up to my face. After a few minutes she positioned herself in 69 and applied a durex so BJ was OW. Covered BJ doesn’t bother me, and she can suck a cock, I had to slow her down.
She was clean and a nice scented smell. After about 5 mins could taste juices and she began to make stifled groans, clamping my head from time to time, riding my face became faster. Several times she stopped sucking cock, took this as she couldn’t concentrate as she began to ride my face faster and clamped my head with her thighs. After a few minutes she became more vocal and pushing down on my face and face fucked me quite fast, she did this for about 2 mins then came to orgasm and more stifled vocal noises.
Now she’s back to my BJ, hands free at times and then hand with my cock still in her mouth reaching back of her throat. After 2/3 minutes I shot my load in the bag and she didn’t stop she kept going until I told her. That was one good BJ, she can certainly suck a cock.
She climbed off and cleaned me up and got dressed then put the cotton sheet over me and began to massage my front. Then the sign language started again with some bit of English that was understandable and a thousand and one questions.
Asking, what's your name, how old are you, are you married, do you have children, do live in Huddersfield, what you do for a job, can’t remember the other questions but she was very flirty. I asked her the same. Name is Anna, separated from husband who is Thai, comes from Bangkok and goes back home every 5 months for 5 months then comes back. Eventually established she is 46 by hands and finger signs, then she repeated it again, this time it came to 47 so I said Oh, 47 and said no, pointing away with her finger and sang the words “Happy birthday to you” indicating her next birthday she's 47. That was funny, hardly any English spoken and she sings that in perfect English, I laughed then she did and couldn’t stop, she’s funny.
Then she went to the top of the massage table and began to massage my shoulders and reach down and kiss my forehead several times over the next 10 mins. Then she sat me up and massage my back for the next 3 mins or so to the time up 1 hour later from arrival.
As she cleaned me down with tissues I asked if any other girls work here and she said just herself, then in same conversation she mentioned 2 or 3 more girls so no idea how many work there, but I didn’t see any other girls on arrival or when I left.
I asked if she was lady boss and she looked at me with a puzzled with a confused look, pointing to herself saying, me ladyboy, I said no, lady boss, you boss here, and she then laughed and said, yes me boss. I didn’t ask who runs the place if she goes back to Thailand for 5 months at a time or when she goes back next.
As I got dressed and picked my phone up and car keys, she came over gave me a hug pulled away and gave me a long, really nice sensual kiss, that was a surprise, wished she offered this during the meet. Maybe my fault as she didn’t object early on when I gave her a kiss, maybe next time if there is one.
This turned out more expensive than I wanted it to be, but it was really enjoyable, and she was entertaining with her limited English. She was very smiley and happy throughout the meet and funny.
No regrets but wouldn’t pay that again unless there was more. Not sure if there would be, possibly was my leaving thoughts. I’m back in Huddersfield centre next month with time on my hands again, maybe I’ll visit again if she’s still there.
