External Link/Members Only£60 for an hour
Had the horn a while back but couldn't really be arsed with a shag so settled on a massage. I fancied a half decent one with an added bonus and the main choices were busy. I found this place on gumtree and she looked okay in her picture. The advert said nothing dodgy but don't they all? Chanced it and ended up getting a great massage but don't think anything was on offer.
Location Housing estate in MK, a nice one. Parking out front or anywhere around really. Garage converted room.
Masseuse The lady is 40's Id guess, quite big, and with massive tits. Her face wasn't as great in person as the photo.
Massage She left the room as I undressed (a sad sign) but once started was very liberal with the towel to the point it was kind of pointless having it. Started with some stretching and bending of my body before moving into a superb deep tissue massage. This was not gentle and I ached for days after but she knew what she was doing and worked away at my knots. She can probably go for more relaxing too as she's clearly talented.
At the end I was asked to sit on the edge of the bed, totally naked at half mast and thought this could be it but nope just a neck massage to finish. I got dressed infront of her and was out the door a bit over time.
Maybe I should have asked for something extra (they were very, very big...) or maybe it was just a genuine massage.
Verdict If you want a legit massage this is top notch, if you want more I'm not sure you'll get it (but let us know!).
