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[wakefieldlad13]

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This took place a few weeks ago, i had read Jomoores reviews of the place and following a conversation between ourselves i decided to check it out

For a number of reasons which i will explain, I have scored this as a neutral but it would be a high neutral, as TBH the service delivered was a positive one

I sent a text around 2 hours prior and agreed a time, a basic menu was sent with no mention of extras
This was daytime and whilst they had informed me that parking was available directly outside i chose to street park a few mins walk away

As i approached i text once again and asked for the door to be open, as i approached the house the door opened and from a short distance the lady at the door looked pretty ok

The venue
This is around the little london area of leeds and is in a residential property, in comms they tell you that the address is number 1 but on arrival the signage is outside number 3, number 3 is the venue

This is where it started to go down hill, on entry the hallway had an oudour, infact a strong smell of wet burnt wood, i was shown into a downstairs room which did not smell quite as bad and i soon became accustomed to it, however once i had left i the smell travelled with me and i couldnt wait to get my clothes off and into the wash!!

This is the main reason i have gone neutral

The room itself could do with brightening up but it is quite fit for purpose with a proper massage table and a couple of chairs available too, however it was warm enough and appeared clean
The table itself seemed to be a steel one and it squeaked just like an old bed when you are banging away on it

The provider
So the lady whom let me in was the provider, like already stated from a distance she looked pretty ok, however, close up my opinion downgraded her to "i have had worse" her hair was dyed black but badly, whilst not wrinkly she was definitely more of a granny age than any version of a younger model, dressed though she did look to have a reasonable figure, something else which got downgraded during the massage, her tits looked good and a decent size under her t shirt but this looked to be all bra/padding, the shape at her hips and bum was just fresh air in her baggy jeans as when i touched the packaging was larger than the contents...lol

The service
Armed with the knowledge from JM's experiences it was my intention to take control of the session right from the off
Initially, on entry to the house and the room her English appeared acceptable, she confirmed the length of the booking which was 1 hour and asked me for the £40, she then asked me to get ready and she would be back in a minute, all in perfect English, ok, this could be just well rehearsed

However i had just finished de-robing on her return so i took the opportunity to discuss our session, though due to my thoughts on her looks wise i chose to limit the extras i would ask for
I explained to her how i would like my massage, medium to firm and to last no longer than 25 minutes on my back at which point i wanted to turn over at which point we could speak about extras....
All of a sudden her English appeared to be non existent and after a second or two out came her phone for translating, speech to speech and speech to text, and whats more she couldnt seem to get the language correct???

Unfortunately for her my AI translator had already picked her up as speaking Putonghua which is basically mandarin but she was using a GAN dialect which many standard translators would not pick up
Through my translator i said what i wanted to say and that was a 25 min back massage followed by a discussion on extras at the 25 min mark (my original intention was to look at B2B with a possibility of full service, however due to her not being pleasing to my eye i down graded my thoughts to a topless 2nd half massage with a bj, owo)
Amazingly enough her understanding of basic English miraculously returned but even at this i was unable to get her name, IMO she did not want to say and i did not want to push it

During the first 25 mins my hands wandered about her quite a lot with no objections at all which made up my mind about any extras that i would seek which would be at the most owo and potential cim

The massage itself was top notch she delivered this exactly as i had asked which further confirms in my eyes that her understanding of English is better than she lets on, her hands were strong yet her touch was perfect
There had been no reach unders or anything sensual whilst i had been on my front and as i turned she asked in broken English what would i like doing with him, pointing to my dick as she now gently caressed around my groin area, her touch was quite perfect and at this point i chose to just take a HJ...

I want you to gently massage there but dont make me cum until the last 5 mins, she understood and did exactly as i asked, no monies had been discussed or anything, and for the next 25 mins or so she delivered a near perfect edging hand job and as i cum a good shot of it spurted on to her face, unlike many she did not jump back or stop to wipe this off she just carried on with the job in hand

Once she was sure i was dry she cleaned me up and then herself...lol, i looked at the clock on the wall and i was a good 5 mins over the hour, i dressed as she remade the table with fresh lining
Once dressed i didnt ask how much i just gave her £20, she thanked me and said she hoped to see me again soon, at this she showed me from the room and out of the building and away i went
As i walked back to the car i could smell the smoke on my clothes and drove back with windows open to lessen the smell

Summary
The massage and the hand job was good and at £60 is close to being a bargain these days and had it not being for the smokey smell and her efforts to not understand then this would have made a positive experience and for this i would be tempted to return but as it was, i score this a neutral

Would i recommend, if you like a good medium massage and a good hand job at a cost of £60 then yes, BUT if the place still stinks then this may be an issue to many when they returned home

[Jomoore]

Thanks for that extremely thorough report Wakey.  I'm actually intrigued about which lady it was, as neither of the ones in my recent visits could pull off any English at all.  The only lady in the premises who could manage English with some effect was the receptionist, whose services were never offered during my visits, and your description could indeed be her.  Who knows.

I still feel this place could offer so much more; they've got the premises, the staff, and a huge potential customer base on their doorstep, but they seem to be going out of their way to fail.  In fact a couple of weeks ago I enquired again re whether there had been any changes of staff, but there hadn't, but the whole exchange was hesitant and guarded somehow; it's as though they are constantly on the alert for the authorities spying on their activities or something like that.  Again, who knows, maybe they know something we don't.

I may try again at some point.

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks for that extremely thorough report Wakey.  I'm actually intrigued about which lady it was, as neither of the ones in my recent visits could pull off any English at all.  The only lady in the premises who could manage English with some effect was the receptionist, whose services were never offered during my visits, and your description could indeed be her.  Who knows.

I still feel this place could offer so much more; they've got the premises, the staff, and a huge potential customer base on their doorstep, but they seem to be going out of their way to fail.  In fact a couple of weeks ago I enquired again re whether there had been any changes of staff, but there hadn't, but the whole exchange was hesitant and guarded somehow; it's as though they are constantly on the alert for the authorities spying on their activities or something like that.  Again, who knows, maybe they know something we don't.

I may try again at some point.

Dont get me wrong JM im not saying she had good English, it was once she realised that i could communicate and fully understand her and get her to understand me that all of a sudden she didnt need the translator for the basic stuff i.e the discussion about extras etc etc

I have come across this sort of thing before, in both Chinese shops and tourers of various nationalities, to me it seems like the provider does not wish to engage in anything verbal and uses the language barrier to try to control everything

(For anyone interested i use two translators, which are DeepL pro Ultimate and Naver Papago, you can get Papago in the app store for free and is possibly the best translator for Asian languages
The DeepL pro ultimate is not cheap though you can get a free version of DeepL)

As for a receptionist or indeed any other woman there, i was met at the door by my provider and i didnt see any other woman there, though another punter turned up whilst i was in the room and the door was answered by another woman whom did welcome him in English

Do i think more could be on offer, i would say so, how much is anyone's guess, i suppose if the providers want to play silly fuckers with the language barrier then it may be difficult but just going by one of your previous visits where you got owo and cim even with the language issue then that alone is a good sign

For me though, from what i saw of my provider i dont think i would be interested in her getting her kit off, maybe owo and cim would be the limit but IAH her handy work was pretty good so i would possibly stick with that

Regarding the authorities spying on them, i think the first thing here is that they are working from a domestic premises with what seems like a legitimate business, c/w website, GT adverts and even signage outside so it is possible that they have approval to work from here, and after all this time of operating from there surely they dont think that no one knows what they are doing?

Anyway, it is what it is, in general i was happy with the massage and the ending, i wouldnt recommend it but at the same time i wouldnt tell folks to NOT visit