My final review before I leave the Blighty.
External Link/Members OnlyAlysiaBoob, 1h at £220 (extras of rimming and COF at £20 each) in May 2025. The flat is a short walk from Canary Wharf station.
Comms: messaged her on AW a couple of months ago when she first emerged, but she did not respond and the message remained unread. Texted her one week and she responded promptly that she was burnt out and needed a break until the following week; texted again the next week and she responded promptly: we agreed a meeting for the following day.
The girl: she is really big, at BBW level. Someone mentioned in a post somewhere that she has an hourglass figure, yet my understanding of a metaphor for an hourglass is that the object should be slim in the middle - and that she is not. Big everything, including a gut. Also, her face does not look like the photos at all - which are heavily photoshopped. In person, her face is rather plain. Yes, the groodies are real good horrorshow, albeit smaller in relation to her frame vis-a-vis the pictures. As for her personality, she is quite shy but, in general, a good sport and just pleasant overall. Speaks minimal English.
There has been some discussion about her ethnicity. Her profile used to state "Thai" but now states "British". In various reviews on here, and on AW, various different ethnicities have been stated, including Tibetan, etc. Well, she went for a rather long shower after I arrived (!?) and, as I was zooming around the flat impatiently, I stopped to gaze at her phone, where the date was written in what I believe to be Thai (I know my East Asian languages, but cannot tell apart the SE Asian ones, so cannot exclude that it could have been something like Vietnamese). But, subsequently, after round 1, she told the that her father is British and mother is Thai and that she has both passports. This reflects what I saw. Her voice is quite raspy.
The action: wewe meet and greet, meme shower, then sheshe stated: "Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?" Of course, I do not mind, but then she disappears for what is nearly around 10 minutes, having a shower and involving by the sounds of it various other procedures. Shirly, this could have been done prior to my arrival.
Anyway, emerge she does, and we have a little snog. We moved to the bed and, like Nostradamus predicted, she removed her bra. Big, soft and malleable: 100% fit for purpose. We start off facing one another but then she gestures me to lie down. That I do, and she proceeds to blow me. I lift my legs and she goes down to rim me - perfectly serviceable. We then move to the couch and she gets her tits around my cock for a titwank. It is a bit rough without lube so I do ask her to apply some and, after that, it is bloody divine. I ask her if I can spit on her face, and she agrees, so that I do. She squints a little and wipes it down her face. I ask her to lick my feet, but she declines. I have het titwank me a bit more and spit on her face one more time - this time, she protests in Thai and states "enough!". Fair enough. Another titwank and a spot of rimming and I turn to cum on her face. I ask her to hold up her titties but she clearly does not understand the request and leans forward instead (?! is she new to this). Jets of spunk from a week's tank stream across her face as she grabs it with both hands and runs off to the bathroom. So, COF in name only.
Another long procedure in the shower, she asks me to do the same, and that I do. We lie down on the bed and she starts playing with my cock. Some times passes and she asks me whether I want a condom. I ask her to blow me first, and that she does rather well. On with the john and we go at it in mish for some time. Great fun playing with those titties while fucking her. But, alas, fucking a synthetic tube only has a certain amount of appeal. As I was pulling it off, it had created a layer around my knobend over which my foreskin had created another layer, surrounded by another layer of plastic. Next time I hear a woman complaining about childbirth...
Got her to titwank me some more with more lube, more rimming, then headed to the bed and asked her to lick my balls, which she declined (?!) Ended up with me jerking myself off inside her tits (yes, that is a legitimate compartment) while she licked my nipples, releasing what was left of that week's rope, right on to her tits. Off to the shower and off I fuck.
Downside is that she is really big. Upsides are that she has phenomenal tits and a nice, can-do personality. She seems like the kind of person who is willing to explore her boundaries, but has not yet reached her limits, and it could be quite a fun journey getting there.
