External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened May 2025. I had been hoping to see the well-reviewed Miranda, but my advance-booked slot became unavailable at short notice (double booking suspected - grr). My next choices were Jessie and Pipo, who were away and fully book respectively. Eventually I plumped for Shira, based on some OK looking photos and no real negatives on the forum.
CommsAll via Whatsapp on the day
The VenueModern aparthotel a short walk from Southwark station. Entry was more fiddly than it should have been, I couldn't work out how to use the intercom. Luckily Shira must have been watching the camera as the door clicked open unprompted. The occasional sounds of a second SP inside the flat, presumably Pipo.
The LadyDisregard the photos on the website, if Shira ever looked like that it was years ago. Pleasant, if very "mumsy" as another reviewer described her. Short, chunky, pleasantly padded but possessing a definite "mum tum" which she did her best to hide under her lacey lingerie for the duration. Enhanced boobs - the nipples and glands feel natural, but the pectoral implants behind make them look and feel a bit uncanny in certain positions. Anyone who has seen Betty will know what I'm describing. Friendly, but very limited English.
The ActionGreeted behind the door and parted with the paperwork. I requested a shower, and although Shira accompanied me to the bathroom this was completely solo. Back in the room Shira freed her perfectly nice boobs from her lingerie, and I had a fondle and had some reluctant LFK with her. Moving to the bed she did some diligent if not mind-blowing OWO and ball sucking, and after about ten minutes of this, on with the rubber. I had been playing with her butt a bit and - language barrier evident - apparently interpreted this as me wanting to start with A-levels. She got into doggy, lubed up and with tried to force me up her anus, with evident discomfort. I appreciated the effort but was happy to switch to vaginal. She used a vibrator on her clit and I was pleasantly surprised to find myself cumming hard in the bag.
This was followed by a back massage which progressed into hard Thai Massage and to be fair was better than some legit massage providers I've visited. Top marks there.
With perhaps 10 minutes remaining Shira gamely wanked and sucked me back to hardness and proposed round 2. I'm a one-pop guy - sometimes not even that - so this was optimistic, but we got back into doggy and gave it a fair go. In the end I cranked myself off for a second pop by hand, and back into the shower, again solo. Exchanged a few pleasantries and was out of the door perhaps ten minutes over time.
Damage£150 for 1 hour. LFK, OWO, attempted A-levels, protected sex, massage. On the menu but not requested or offered: RO, rim.
VerdictAbsolutely borderline Neutral/Positive, it wasn't the usual Olina filth I'm accustomed to but I feel I need to award the Pos based on Shira's attentiveness and efforts for the duration. I wouldn't rush to see her again but she's a solid Plan B/C.
