Date: May 2025
Saw this new profile pop up couple of weeks ago in Kingston and added it to my HL but never booked coz of the distance. Pics looked hot and unfiltered. Couple of days she changed locations to Edgware road so i shot a message.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCommunication: Swift via WhatsApp arranged on the morning for an afternoon session.
Duration: 1h £200 (no extras taken) OWO was £40, and CIM, COF were also extra but i dont remember the price.
Venue: Ground floor flat in between restaurants on the busy Edgware road. Not the most discreet. She shares the flat with DianaRiusx real pornstar, now escorting.
Looks: She's the girl form the pictures, but not as sexy. She just looked like a very average GND, kinda cute but with no make-up and zero effort put in her looks. Opened the door wearing a plain grey dress and barefoot. Great round firm ass and nicely done fake tits (also firm) but overall not as gym fit as in the pics. She has lost some definition but still rather slim with nice hourglass shape. She's Spanish, and barely speaks any english, so communication is difficult.
Action: OW, Mish, doggy CG, HJ..
Buzzed in, she opened the door, was instantly disappointed coz of the lack of effort she had (not) put in the looks department. But she was smiley and kinda chilled to i shrugged off my concerns off and followed her into he bedroom. Handed over the money after which she left the room to stack it away while i undressed. Once back in, she put on some music and immediately asked to lay down on the bed as she grabbed the dom for some OW. I already started feeling she wanted to rush the session. I told her not yet, slowly, so i stood behind her, undressed her started kissing neck and feeling her body and ass. She did kinda wiggle against my cock but it very much felt mechanical. Tried to kiss her, but she avoided it altho it was on her likes and not on her extras list. Got her to lay down and went down on her; was neat and she got pretty wet but she kept trying to obstruct access by putting her hand next to her pussy lip. She eventually moved it away as she relaxed throughout the pussy licking action. Then asked for OW which was decent before going into mish while she used a vibrator on herself. Switched to doggy and that's when things went totally downhill. As soon as i penetrated, i felt a very strong smell of shit coming out of her ass. I tried to avoid by squeezing her ass cheeks together and moving as far as possible, but no matter what i did that smell kept getting stronger until i started to loose wood. Just couldn't focus anymore so i pulled out and asked her to suck my cock again. She managed to revive it and then jumped onto CG for a few minutes which was very mechanical. At this point i just wanted to get over with the whole thing, so i asked her to lay down next to me and wank me off. She used some lube and started wanking me but looked very disinterested and with the fakest moan ever which made things even worse. Needless to stay smell of her whiff was still lingering in the air. Her wanking technic wasn't great so i took over while she used the dildo on herself and managed to orgasm while i was struggling. Took me a good 10-12 mint to shoot my load all the whilst she stood there disinterested caressing my balls hoping i'd finish or give-up ASAP.
I was done at the 35min mark. She immediately stood and offered a shower which i took. Once back in room with 20min left on the clock, she was already fully dressed and on her phone (probably arranging her next f*ck). Although i knew i would never be able to go for round 2 after the miserable performance, I told her i still had time on the clock so lets go for a massage, she looked a bit disappointed and said yes but we only have 10min (which is BS). I shrugged it off and laid down on the bed for a 10 minutes half-arsed massaged. Got up, got dressed and left at the 55min mark.
Pros:
Nice tits and ass
GND
Neutral:
Barely any english
Cons:
No effort put with her looks
Limited service
Disinterred
Mechanical
Tries to rush you
Awful smell of shit from her ass
Verdict: Solid Negative. Given her price point and extras i was expecting her to put a lot more effort in her looks, not rush and provide the services mentioned on her profile. She's doing this for quick buck and does not look like she gives 2 cents about providing any sort of good service to her clients. I couldn't even enjoy the mechanical sex after the smells that came out of her ass. Was just awful. No way i would return and not recommended.
