Escorts in London above £750 that would make a great wife and mother

[user400_]

Hot topic

[jamiekinkxxx]

Hot topic

 

WTF? Is this for real?

[user400_]

If you don’t like the thread please find another one to read.

Thanks.

[southcoastpunter]

i think we are strugglinmg to understand what the thread is meant to be about.

are you looking to book one or have you details to give us.  You say its a "hot topic" - where and amongst who??

And as this is about escorts in London i have moved it to the London regional thread (although depending what exactly the thread is about it may be more approriate in "off topic"

[MissWolf]

So let's get this 100% straight so there is no confusion

You are looking for a woman to marry..A=yes...B =no

You have decided that out of the entire population of London that you want to marry an escort....A=yes...B=no
(Just to clarify I'm an escort and this is just a job so don't see it needs to be singled out as anything bad or abnormal)

You want to have children with the person you marry obviously so you are looking for someone 18 to 35 A=yes...B =no
Have you tried the normal dating channels and actually going out to meet people,  joining clubs etc A=yes...B =no
How could this possibly go wrong

Or you are just asking a very weird and inappropriate question that doesn't relate to you at all??

[user400_]

So let's get this 100% straight so there is no confusion

You are looking for a woman to marry..A=yes...B =no

You have decided that out of the entire population of London that you want to marry an escort....A=yes...B=no
(Just to clarify I'm an escort and this is just a job so don't see it needs to be singled out as anything bad or abnormal)

You want to have children with the person you marry obviously so you are looking for someone 18 to 35 A=yes...B =no
Have you tried the normal dating channels and actually going out to meet people,  joining clubs etc A=yes...B =no
How could this possibly go wrong

Or you are just asking a very weird and inappropriate question that doesn't relate to you at all??

Ah, splendid—thank you for that forensic cross-examination, Miss Marple. Let me see if I can rise to the occasion with suitably binary responses.
   1.   Am I looking to marry? Well, yes, eventually. It’s not exactly a covert operation—I’m not smuggling vows across borders.
A = yes
   2.   Out of the entire population of London, I’ve somehow decided on you, an escort? My goodness, how scandalously niche of me. Of course, it couldn’t possibly be that I was speaking to a person, not a demographic statistic.
Let’s call this A with a caveat: calm down, I’m not writing legislation.
   3.   Children? Yes, ideally. I do think carrying on the species is still in fashion.
A = yes
   4.   Have I tried normal dating? You mean those modern gladiator arenas of ghosting, gym selfies, and “good vibes only”?
A = yes, tragically. And no clubs unless sarcasm is considered a sport now.
   5.   And how could this go wrong? Well, thank heavens you’re here to remind me. Without this audit, I may have accidentally proposed to half of Soho before breakfast.

So in summary: I asked a question. You’ve responded with the Geneva Convention. Shall we both take a deep breath, step off the soapboxes, and remember that conversation doesn’t always require a witness statement?

[PilotMan]

One of the dumbest topics I've seen yet.

No context.
£750 per what; per hour, for an outcall, overnight stay?

If you're going to start a topic at least have a go at adding some context and maybe even your first suggestion, so we can better understand what your "hot topic" is actually about.

Creating posts that members struggle to find a way to respond, seems to be a theme with you.

[PilotMan]

Ah, splendid—thank you for that forensic cross-examination, Miss Marple. Let me see if I can rise to the occasion with suitably binary responses.
   1.   Am I looking to marry? Well, yes, eventually. It’s not exactly a covert operation—I’m not smuggling vows across borders.
A = yes
   2.   Out of the entire population of London, I’ve somehow decided on you, an escort? My goodness, how scandalously niche of me. Of course, it couldn’t possibly be that I was speaking to a person, not a demographic statistic.
Let’s call this A with a caveat: calm down, I’m not writing legislation.
   3.   Children? Yes, ideally. I do think carrying on the species is still in fashion.
A = yes
   4.   Have I tried normal dating? You mean those modern gladiator arenas of ghosting, gym selfies, and “good vibes only”?
A = yes, tragically. And no clubs unless sarcasm is considered a sport now.
   5.   And how could this go wrong? Well, thank heavens you’re here to remind me. Without this audit, I may have accidentally proposed to half of Soho before breakfast.

So in summary: I asked a question. You’ve responded with the Geneva Convention. Shall we both take a deep breath, step off the soapboxes, and remember that conversation doesn’t always require a witness statement?

If you are so intelligent, how about adding your first recommendation of someone who fits your criteria.

[user400_]

One of the dumbest topics I've seen yet.

No context.
£750 per what; per hour, for an outcall, overnight stay?

If you're going to start a topic at least have a go at adding some context and maybe even your first suggestion, so we can better understand what your "hot topic" is actually about.

Creating posts that members struggle to find a way to respond, seems to be a theme with you.

Oh, my bad! Totally forgot to add per hour in there. Should’ve made it super clear for you. My mistake

[MissWolf]

Ah, splendid—thank you for that forensic cross-examination, Miss Marple. Let me see if I can rise to the occasion with suitably binary responses.
   1.   Am I looking to marry? Well, yes, eventually. It’s not exactly a covert operation—I’m not smuggling vows across borders.
A = yes
   2.   Out of the entire population of London, I’ve somehow decided on you, an escort? My goodness, how scandalously niche of me. Of course, it couldn’t possibly be that I was speaking to a person, not a demographic statistic.
Let’s call this A with a caveat: calm down, I’m not writing legislation.
   3.   Children? Yes, ideally. I do think carrying on the species is still in fashion.
A = yes
   4.   Have I tried normal dating? You mean those modern gladiator arenas of ghosting, gym selfies, and “good vibes only”?
A = yes, tragically. And no clubs unless sarcasm is considered a sport now.
   5.   And how could this go wrong? Well, thank heavens you’re here to remind me. Without this audit, I may have accidentally proposed to half of Soho before breakfast.

So in summary: I asked a question. You’ve responded with the Geneva Convention. Shall we both take a deep breath, step off the soapboxes, and remember that conversation doesn’t always require a witness statement?

I asked specific questions because threads like these can and do go horrendously wrong.

They get misconstrued and messy, I asked so you could clarify exactly what you were seeking as opposed to just throwing a cluster fuck bomb out there for all to pitch in on.

Your sarcastic replies were not needed but maybe I should have clarified my what could possibly go wrong by saying it was in regard to the thread not your desire to snag yourself a wife with an open mind and love of sex.

A little more information would of course help here, what age are you looking for
What body type
Do you have a preference for blonde or ginger etc
Height, any preference?

I'm assuming you have punted before and you can handle the jealousy that may arrive if she continues to work or are you planning to be the bread winner and ask her to stop working?

I was actually trying to be helpful, I don't own a soap box btw

[user400_]

If you are so intelligent, how about adding your first recommendation of someone who fits your criteria.

if one had the answer, one would likely not be engaged in the question. So, let us proceed with dialogue rather than preordained solutions, yes?

[MissWolf]

Oh I forgot to ask, what has an escorts hourly rate got too do with her suitability to marry and have kids?
Some of the top rated and reviewed escorts on the forum are under 250 per hour.

Or do you feel that more expensive means better looking? Which is of course totally subjective

[user400_]

I asked specific questions because threads like these can and do go horrendously wrong.

They get misconstrued and messy, I asked so you could clarify exactly what you were seeking as opposed to just throwing a cluster fuck bomb out there for all to pitch in on.

Your sarcastic replies were not needed but maybe I should have clarified my what could possibly go wrong by saying it was in regard to the thread not your desire to snag yourself a wife with an open mind and love of sex.

A little more information would of course help here, what age are you looking for
What body type
Do you have a preference for blonde or ginger etc
Height, any preference?

I'm assuming you have punted before and you can handle the jealousy that may arrive if she continues to work or are you planning to be the bread winner and ask her to stop working?

I was actually trying to be helpful, I don't own a soap box btw

Fair play—and duly noted. I appreciate the directness and the intent behind your questions.

Yes, I’m serious. Yes, I can handle the dynamics if she chooses to keep working—no illusions or insecurity here. That said, I’d prefer if she didn’t work or significantly reduced her workload—not from a place of control, but to allow us to build something with real focus and shared time. I’d rather provide than compete with the clock.

Age: 25–40. Body type: natural, ideally slim to curvy. Hair: no dyed-hair fixation, though I lean toward blondes . Height: ideally above 170cm, but chemistry always wins.

And no, I didn’t mean to be glib—I do value clarity.

[user400_]

Oh I forgot to ask, what has an escorts hourly rate got too do with her suitability to marry and have kids?
Some of the top rated and reviewed escorts on the forum are under 250 per hour.

Or do you feel that more expensive means better looking? Which is of course totally subjective

Right or wrong, it’s not about looks or reviews—it’s the signal it sends to me personally about choices, self-value, and mindset. I know cost doesn’t always equal quality, and yes, that’s subjective—but in my head, someone asking for more usually reflects a different outlook, one I’m more likely to connect with long-term.

That may be flawed logic, but I’d rather be honest than diplomatic for the sake of it.

[MLawro93]

You write like someone who is using AI to generate their responses.

Genuinely baffled by this thread, a big WHAT THE FUCK?! 

[user400_]

You write like someone who is using AI to generate their responses.

Genuinely baffled by this thread, a big WHAT THE FUCK?! 

Fair enough. just measured. I get it’s not the usual thread, but I meant what I say. Strange or not, it’s honest. And let’s be fair—plenty of things on here are strange.

[Grandslam]

You write like someone who is using AI to generate their responses.

Genuinely baffled by this thread, a big WHAT THE FUCK?! 

He sounds like Chris Eubank, using unnecessarily complicated and archaic language to sound cleverer than he is and to impress people, but failing on both counts…

[user400_]

He sounds like Chris Eubank, using unnecessarily complicated and archaic language to sound cleverer than he is and to impress people, but failing on both counts…

Get a life old boy.

[PilotMan]

If you are so intelligent, how about adding your first recommendation of someone who fits your criteria.

if one had the answer, one would likely not be engaged in the question. So, let us proceed with dialogue rather than preordained solutions, yes?

No, sounds like a swerve to me.

How about making a suggestion, then we know you have given it some consideration, rather than just throw a random fantasy of an idea up in the air. Which is what this all sounds like to me.

[DeanoDeano]

This account is 100% on the wind up or just trolling

[user400_]

No, sounds like a swerve to me.

How about making a suggestion, then we know you have given it some consideration, rather than just throw a random fantasy of an idea up in the air. Which is what this all sounds like to me.

You’re not engaging—you’re circling, poking, and pretending it’s critique. Classic invertebrate jelly behaviour, as Boris put it—no spine, no substance, just a quivering mass trying to look important. If you genuinely cared about the topic, you’d add something useful. If I had the answers, I’d have posted them—or quietly gatekept the potential target.

[Garyhart]

You write like someone who is using AI to generate their responses.

Genuinely baffled by this thread, a big WHAT THE FUCK?! 

Look at the quality of his ‘reviews’, he’s clearly trolling everyone. He writes about 50 words, posts it as a review and it gets shifted to the discussion board. All his so called reviews are written with no detail, even after he’s been told

[scutty brown]

Hot topic

Moved to off-topic
Has little or nothing to do with punting

[PilotMan]

You’re not engaging—you’re circling, poking, and pretending it’s critique. Classic invertebrate jelly behaviour, as Boris put it—no spine, no substance, just a quivering mass trying to look important. If you genuinely cared about the topic, you’d add something useful. If I had the answers, I’d have posted them—or quietly gatekept the potential target.

You’re not engaging—you’re circling, poking, and pretending it’s a post worth contributing to.

Classic behaviour when someone has nothing worthwhile to say.

This post is about as valuable as your reviews, lacking detail, not worth anyone's time.

Maybe add some details to your reviews (you have been asked to by a MOD, but seemed to have ignored) then we might start to take you seriously.

[massagepuntingfan]

You write like someone who is using AI to generate their responses.

Genuinely baffled by this thread, a big WHAT THE FUCK?! 

+1
Can't think of a more strange header for a topic.

[RandomGuy99]

Pay me £750 an hour and I'll marry you. Problem solved.

You will of course have a host of new problems like I won't have sex with you, I am crap at cooking and you can do your own washing and cleaning. 

[akauya]

Ah, splendid—thank you for that forensic cross-examination, Miss Marple. Let me see if I can rise to the occasion with suitably binary responses.
   1.   Am I looking to marry? Well, yes, eventually. It’s not exactly a covert operation—I’m not smuggling vows across borders.
A = yes
   2.   Out of the entire population of London, I’ve somehow decided on you, an escort? My goodness, how scandalously niche of me. Of course, it couldn’t possibly be that I was speaking to a person, not a demographic statistic.
Let’s call this A with a caveat: calm down, I’m not writing legislation.
   3.   Children? Yes, ideally. I do think carrying on the species is still in fashion.
A = yes
   4.   Have I tried normal dating? You mean those modern gladiator arenas of ghosting, gym selfies, and “good vibes only”?
A = yes, tragically. And no clubs unless sarcasm is considered a sport now.
   5.   And how could this go wrong? Well, thank heavens you’re here to remind me. Without this audit, I may have accidentally proposed to half of Soho before breakfast.

So in summary: I asked a question. You’ve responded with the Geneva Convention. Shall we both take a deep breath, step off the soapboxes, and remember that conversation doesn’t always require a witness statement?

What an unnecessarily sarcastic response - and as for asking if anyone knows a woman who’d make a great wife and mother... absolutely. I keep a list of eligible women ranked by cooking skills, tolerance for pompous twats, and ability to smile politely through mansplaining. Unfortunately they are all under £500 so I guess they don't match your high standards. Shame.

[finn5555]

The most pointless discussion of 2025 so far the OP is behaving like a troll 

[MissWolf]

The point is that troll or not, nobody can answer this question or find his dream for him.

What one person finds attractive in another is most often down to chemistry,  that weird and undefinable magic that happens between 2 people when things just work.
 
I'm not saying it stays for a lifetime but it has to be there to begin, you can have a tick list as long as your arm and it can say exactly the same as a 1000 other blokes/women but if the spark isn't there when the boxes are ticked then it's a no.

In my marriage I fell for a man who ticked none of my fantasy boxes, he wasn't tall, dark, muscular, tattoo or well endowed bit the chemistry was there, it lasted over 20 years and we ended it but mutual agreement,  we are much happier apart.

[chrishornx]

The most pointless discussion of 2025 so far the OP is behaving like a troll 

I think that is exactly what he is trying to achieve

[Thephoenix]

Shouldn't this be in the 'Random Shit - Stupid Thread?'
It's quite funny.

[alabama1]

Are you aware that you are on the spectrum pal ?

[jamiekinkxxx]

Pay me £750 an hour and I'll marry you. Problem solved.

You will of course have a host of new problems like I won't have sex with you, I am crap at cooking and you can do your own washing and cleaning.

Indeed... If he marries an escort @ £750ph that equates to...

£18k per day
£6.57m per year

The OP is a a fool and a troll 

[Doc Holliday]

He is now gone so no point indulging him any longer

[Colston36]

This account is 100% on the wind up or just trolling

Agree. Utter bollocks.

[JontyR]

I thought it was creepier than that. I thought that the £750 thing was because he intended to pimp off his wife and the mother of his kids.

[RandomGuy99]

Damn he's gone. Bang goes my plan for an early retirement.

[pbrown355]

JontyR, that sounds a great plan. Wish I'd thought of it (35y ago)

[PilotMan]

This account is 100% on the wind up or just trolling

Agree. Utter bollocks.

Yeah 100%. His (?) £1,000 per hour SP reviews and his posts were the writings of a fantasist.