Bubbleishez - Walsall

[Reverend_Mckinley]

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Good evening saints & sinners evening mass is now is session.

Price: £50 for 15 mins (was £70 but haggled the skank down to £50)

When: Sometime last month while she was touring Walsall.

Location: Fairly known hotel between Walsall & Walsall wood.

Looks: Exactly what it says on the tin heavy smoking saggy titted specky bimbo skank with massive nashers so exactly my type.

Comms: Excellent no issues friendly

The meet: Got tired of having my anus abolished by trannies i decided i needed a proper woman i could make a mess off so fired off a text while in the bath got a quick response with time & location.
Arrived about 5 mins early and waited about in the carpark nice little location discreet without being a ghost town the perfect place to blend in when on the hunt.
Texted to say I'd arrived and got another quick response and off i fucked to the room, hotel was confusing as fuck and almost got lost but shez gave good instructions to the room knocked on the door and introduced to the ol' hide behind the door trick.
Paperwork exchanged and a little snog, got to say she was everything my dirty little mind had hoped for and more the kind of skank you'd see usually by herself at closing time outside a rock bar when you've had a few and really need a reason to hate yourself.
I'd not even taken three steps and already her filthy paws were on my draws playing a little pocket hockey with my little man.
She quickly got down on her knees and started sucking my cock much to my enjoyment, after about 5 mins of that she asks if we can move to the bed because her knees hurt (not like i fucking asked you to get down there to begin with you silly twat) so grabbed the bitch with both hands and flung her on the bed and she sort of bounced up and almost went off the other side belly and all.
I jumped on her face bollocks first and had a proper good milking and alternated between tit and face fucking which went on for a few minutes as i got caught up in the moment trying my best to ensure this creature was well acquainted with my genitals.
Suddenly i hear the mad bitch barking like a dog which was odd considering she's got my sack in her mouth and I've mounted her face, i must be hearing things i told myself and proceeded to desecrate this goblins spectacles.
Then i heard it again loud as anything so i stopped and noticed an actual fucking dog hiding behind the curtain to which the skank clocked and said "oh i hope you don't mind that's my dog i have to take him with me" Would have been nice to know this at the start you fat tart.
I'd been in worse situations so it didn't faze me in the slightest if anything it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.
Now it's time so rubbered up and slipped it straight in her from behind nice tight pussy really deep thrusting which goes on for a while all the time Shez is loving it as i grab handfuls of what's left of her grey strands of hair and push down on her head with my foot.
We went waaaay over time so she's definitely not a clockwatcher but i thought I'd mention it so I didn't come off like a prick to which she said she's not finished until i glaze her face like a donut. Righty o   
Flipped the bitch like a waffle and resumed my position wanking ferociously sat prone above her face like a hawk zoning in on its prey until i unleashed 5 days of spunk all over her glasses in her mouth and over both tits which are fucking massive did i mention? 
But this wasn't enough for this old skank bag she rose like the phoenix from the ashes to suck every last little drop from my ruby red cock.
Eventually i collapsed and looked at my phone about 35 mins had gone at this point and she was in no rush to get rid of me (must have been a slow day) but i was in need mood to hear her shit I'd got what i came for (quite literally)
So off i fucked without a second thought back to my wife who had just text me to say she was making my favourite beef stew  winner winner.

Overall it was an amazing punt and Shez is an absolute diamond I'd highly recommend if you're into fat skanky bitches with glasses.
Nothing was too much and i definitely got my money's worth.
Really friendly lass albeit face like a puggs arsehole after it's broke into the pantry.
But with the help of a bluey anyone is fuck able in my books.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Also forgot to mention someone on a prior review mentioned something about smokers breath it may have been present but I'd say that's all part of the experience you know?

If i wanted Sabrina Carpenter I wouldn't be paying £50 in Walsall.

[scutty brown]

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[Tryitonce]

Great review that is.. not my cup of tea in fact i wouldn’t shag that with a stolen dick but fair play to you sir 

[Punterperson1971]

Great review that is.. not my cup of tea in fact i wouldn’t shag that with a stolen dick but fair play to you sir 

Same here op glad you had a good time not my type but as long as your happy that’s all that matters and keep the reviews up they are as funny as fuck

[Iamforreal]

I'd been in worse situations so it didn't faze me in the slightest if anything it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.

 
This must be the review of the year

[Mhp2024]

That literally made me laugh reading that review, top quality!

[bj_bob]

I’ve wanted to see her for a while so I can tick her off my list. Her prices are the mo are mental! £80 for 15 minutes and another £20 to swallow? No thanks!

Haven’t had a punt in ages because I’m just struggling to find someone half decent and consistent 

[shed]

Thanks for the review. And as always each to their own. Personally I didn't feel comfortable reading that. That certainly not a criticism as I respect all reviews. Just not my cup of tea the content. But again thanks 

[Atrueyorkie]

Thanks for the review. And as always each to their own. Personally I didn't feel comfortable reading that. That certainly not a criticism as I respect all reviews. Just not my cup of tea the content. But again thanks 

Yeah same with me, maybe I’m going soft but some parts were like…. Is this right to type

[hairymonster]

From the review I dont he actually put it in her ass. So the reference to Sodomy may have been just a humorous comment.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Hi mate just got back off holiday but just to confirm I did NOT engage in any anal sex with the sp.
Us Brummies have a habit of just using the first word that comes to mind without truly knowing the literal meaning so sorry for the confusion mate.
I'm happy to have that line edited or removed just to avoid any future confusion as it could look bad on the sp or cause misunderstandings.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Thanks for the review. And as always each to their own. Personally I didn't feel comfortable reading that. That certainly not a criticism as I respect all reviews. Just not my cup of tea the content. But again thanks 

Thank you for reading the review I'm sorry you felt uncomfortable reading about what took place in my meet but i always felt that the whole point was to describe as it happened and I'm not sure i did anything out of the ordinary just some people prefer a more physical sexual experience but i can assure you we both had a good time and nobody got hurt maybe it's just the way it came across but she was well serviced and even offered me a return next time she's in the area.

But again thank you for the feedback.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Yeah same with me, maybe I’m going soft but some parts were like…. Is this right to type

Hi mate thank you for reading my review and taking the time to comment.
As i mentioned on the last reply i am a little confused as to what exactly i did in the meeting that made it as you say "is this right to type".

I've re read it and i would for future reference be interested in what actions i did that made you feel uncomfortable.

[Atrueyorkie]

Hi mate thank you for reading my review and taking the time to comment.
As i mentioned on the last reply i am a little confused as to what exactly i did in the meeting that made it as you say "is this right to type".

I've re read it and i would for future reference be interested in what actions i did that made you feel uncomfortable.

These two parts:

“it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.”

“i grab handfuls of what's left of her grey strands of hair and push down on her head with my foot.”

[alabama1]

She's hardly my cup of tea, but why the need for such OTT verbal humiliation of the WG ?. Are you seeking 'street cred' here OP  . If you are, you are having the opposite effect, from me anyway 

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Hi mate not sure why I've warranted that response as again I've been really polite in engaging with the community.

I apologise if I've gone over the top it wasn't my intention chap it's just that once you've read 100 of these they start to feel the same so i added abit of character to get a few laughs which until now majority of the community has found funny.

I've not harmed any or been horrible to any of the working women I've visited i just added a bit of humour to the reviews which it wasn't my intention to cause any issues.

[JontyR]

To be honest Rev I think you are trying a little bit too hard.

I am all for the character and individual style but the constant name calling and disrespect shown towards SPs could call us all and the forum into disrepute.

Going more extreme and forcing the humour adds a tension that doesn't make an easy read. Just a pointer.

[puntingking]

She's hardly my cup of tea, but why the need for such OTT verbal humiliation of the WG ?. Are you seeking 'street cred' here OP  . If you are, you are having the opposite effect, from me anyway 

If she is not your cup of tea, then move on and don't read the review if you are bothered by the OP review typing style.

Simple as 

[puntingking]

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Good evening saints & sinners evening mass is now is session.

thanks for the review mate 

[puntingking]

Humour = either fantasy or bullshit
We're interested in factual. Nothing else.

To be fair, Humour does help as life would be boring without it.
Facts are important but if you can be funny within those facts, then be funny. It certainly helps   

[puntingking]

As I said previously none of my review is fantasy i just added humour to spice it up abit and never meant to cross any wires.

I appreciate your humour 

[Atrueyorkie]

I appreciate your humour 

So “it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.”

Is amusing to you?

[alabama1]

I appreciate your humour 

No surprise that you are encouraging this 'humour'.

[puntingking]

So “it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.”

Is amusing to you?

I suppose you don't like the likes of ricky gervias, jimmy carr or micky Flanagan who have been known to do jokes that you will properly won't like 

As with everything, it is the context that matters. I don't think the OP wants to "abuse" the sp. I just think he is trying to type his review with abit of slapstick humour 

[puntingking]

No surprise that you are encouraging this 'humour'.

You on the other hand, take things far too seriously. Lighten up 

[puntingking]

Reverend_Mckinley - I gave you a like. 

[Reverend_Mckinley]

Reverend_Mckinley - I gave you a like. 

I appreciate the support mate truly.

If I've gone too far I'll hold my hands up I'm not here to cause issues but growing up on Roy Chubby Brown, Rik Mayall and even later on Frankie Boyle i sometimes forget it's not everyone's cup of tea.

I had a great time with all the women I've punted I've never demanded a refund or a discount halfway through the service no matter how shit the punt is which in my opinion is a lot worse than making derogatory jokes online.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

To be honest Rev I think you are trying a little bit too hard.

I am all for the character and individual style but the constant name calling and disrespect shown towards SPs could call us all and the forum into disrepute.

Going more extreme and forcing the humour adds a tension that doesn't make an easy read. Just a pointer.

It's not that I'm trying too hard mate i appreciate the feedback as always i just get a bit carried away and up until now there was nothing said so not saying I'm in the right or wrong but naturally i continued because i didn't feel there was an issue because i had positive comments to the reviews and assumed everyone was in on the jokes but I'm more than happy to tone it down I'm not here to cross wires with anyone and especially don't want to bring the forum into disrepute.

[Reverend_Mckinley]

So “it gave me encouragement to absolutely abuse and sodamise it's rodent of a mother in front of it and to establish dominance.”

Is amusing to you?

I appreciate the feedback mate and I'm more than happy to take your feedback onboard and tone my humour down but you can't go around telling people what they can and can't find funny.
It's not John Hurt 1984 where we're under the observation of the thought police.

[Iloveoral]

He’s added a bit of character to his review, I believe it was intended to be humorous but may have been delivered with some poor choice words.

I’ve spoken to the OP regards said chosen words
All is good, moving forward, nothing else to see here folks, let’s move on 

[Atrueyorkie]

He’s added a bit of character to his review, I believe it was intended to be humorous but may have been delivered with some poor choice words.

I’ve spoken to the OP regards said chosen words
All is good, moving forward, nothing else to see here folks, let’s move on 

Thanks