Pisscouple outcall London hotel

[jofrmldn]

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Date of meeting - Last week on aw but profile no longer showing.
Cost 150 for 2 hours to my travel lodge

Services - mmf fun including watersports.

Appearance- Joe is stated as 43 and Raven 37, seems accurate. Joe is tall athletic and friendly makes you feel very chilled. Raven is a bbw with some great tats if your into that. Big soft boob's and bum.

Comms -  text to arrange then phone call all very relaxed.

Action - Arrived bang on time, i went down to let them in. Being a couple it didn't raise any eyebrows and they were both dressed discretely. In to the room and offered a white wine spritzer to help top us all up for the the action. These 2 clearly enjoy playing which is what peaked my interest. Joe is friendly and Raven more submissive.  We started with my main focus of the meet. I am a huge watersports fan and have been looking for a way of playing out some fantasies. I really wanted to see Raven piss up close so me and Joe positioned ourselves on the floor at the end of the bed, while Raven sat on the edge facing us. When she began to pee I got very hard straight away and watched as a long clear stream of Ravens piss shot out and into Joe's open mouth. He began gargling as Raven gave instructions on when to swallow. After a few mouthfuls Joe asked if I wanted some to which I replied yes please. Raven then directed her warm pee all over my face and into my mouth. I have some experience and it was clear she had been hydrating all day as th taste was almost like water,even a tiny bit sweet. Needless to say I got a belly full and loved every bit. Next Raven gave us both oral together while we played with her lovely tit's. There were a few things I wanted to see, including Joe pissing on Raven as she wanked me off and me fucking her in doggie as Joe shot a huge load into Ravens mouth,and she swallowed it all. After an hour of fun we had a chat about what I'd like next and a cigarette, I don't smoke often but needed to catch my breath.  I thought since I was with such a friendly non judging pair that I would push things a bit more. We ended up spittroasting Raven until she needed to pee again. This time  I got the fruit bowl provided and watched as Raven filled it with pee and fed me and joe a spoonful each at a time  until it was gone. I'm not sure who was more turned on buy Raven took her toy and squirted a few times as me and Joe shared that aswell.  I came 3 times and I think Joe 4, he is a heavy cummer with a fairly big dick and although I'm straight it was great to watch them in action, and about as close as I have ever come to being in a porno. It was truly a debauched few hours that actually ran over by nearly an hour. There are not many girls that provide good watersports and although I only peed on ravens lovely boob's I'm sure more may have been offered. I would recommend these 2 if you like to watch a girl piss or be pissed on and if kink is your thing. The whole thing was so relaxed like being with old friends. Have already text to arrange next meet where I will see if we can go even further with the watersports.  Btw maybe avoid the fruit bowl at travel lodge.

[notcalledchris]

Sounds like fun,  but she may be diabetic:

"taste was almost like water,even a tiny bit sweet"

[jofrmldn]

Well, I am like a wine taster in this department. I have had the pleasure of tasting many different brands of pee and this was bloody spot on. Tasting just enough like piss to know what I was doing and not enough to gag. She is a slightly bigger girl though so I take your point. Seeing them next week I will update you. If you are correct she owes you one for the diagnosis.

[Iloveoral]

Without a link to an advert we really don’t know who you’ve met, much as it was an interesting read.
Do they not have anything online you can link too ?

We would need attests this for it to be a review.
Or do you have the aw profile number so we can see if there was any pre opus reviews we can index it too ?

[jofrmldn]

I messaged them back today on the number they gave me on aw. Seems I may have got lucky. They have been bombarded apparently with messages and only want to play a few times a week. The old profile is gone and they have a new one as of today with very limited info and new name pisscouple. They didn't seem too chuffed to have been reviewed and I'd like to meet again so will post link without phone number for now unless they confirm it's ok. Blimey I hope I didn't piss them off as I was hoping to pissed on next week . 8314040

[amateurbcn]

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[scutty brown]

So who cleaned up the bed and carpets? Otherwise I can foresee a bill from the hotel..........

[jofrmldn]

Not wanting to appear a show off , but a good amount ended up inside me and my co pilot and I have some specialist equipment for my playtime. Invested in a waterproof sheet after about my tenth mattress destroyed by getting caught up in the moment. We did mess a few towels up but I think that is within the expectations of travel lodge cleaners. (Didnt fancy stealingthose towels )Makes me remember a time at a hotel in Bedford. Many years ago, we literally destroyed the bed and there was no comeback. Wouldn't get away with that now.

[Colston36]

Anti-social slobs

[Stevelondon]

I suppose it’s a case of whether urine(to) it or not.

No 🤷🏼

I’ll get me 🧥

[Iloveoral]

External Link/Members Only

Thanks for that.

Good spot, the aw profile was just created……..

[finn5555]

I messaged them back today on the number they gave me on aw. Seems I may have got lucky. They have been bombarded apparently with messages and only want to play a few times a week. The old profile is gone and they have a new one as of today with very limited info and new name pisscouple. They didn't seem too chuffed to have been reviewed and I'd like to meet again so will post link without phone number for now unless they confirm it's ok. Blimey I hope I didn't piss them off as I was hoping to pissed on next week . 8314040

How do they know they have been reviewed 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Iloveoral]

How do they know they have been reviewed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Interesting question especially as no contact details were available when the review went up

[finn5555]

Interesting question especially as no contact details were available when the review went up

That’s what I was thinking 

[Munter84]

No judgement, but did you put down a tarp or something? It reads like you just pissed all over the carpet  If so I hope you at least left a tip for the cleaner!

[scutty brown]

I suppose it’s a case of whether urine(to) it or not.

No 🤷🏼

I’ll get me 🧥

You always take the piss with your jokes

[Stevelondon]

You always take the piss with your jokes

Scutty I am getting so slow.

I read that and thought “Why’s he having a go at me”
DUH 
 

[scutty brown]

Scutty I am getting so slow.

I read that and thought “Why’s he having a go at me”
DUH 
 

 

[Randy84]

Thanks for sharing, sounds like fun. Do you know if Raven does solo bookings?

[Dad_Bod]

No judgement, but did you put down a tarp or something? It reads like you just pissed all over the carpet  If so I hope you at least left a tip for the cleaner!

I'm so glad you asked, as my one take away from this whole review was "so you just pissed all over a hotel room? Poor cleaner".

[jofrmldn]

I am slightly surprised at the level of abuse I am receiving regarding the cleaners. I have seen some white knights leaping to the side of escorts, but I never imagined the backlash I would get from the Holy order of the defenders of the hotel cleaners grand Lodge. Most of the females piss ended up at the intended targets,ie one of our mouths. Fair enough the man piss ended up mostly on the plastic sheet and towels but some  landed on the bed and carpet. In the interests of openess, at one point Joe was pissing on her tit's and I wanted to get in to cum on her tit's. Being straight I avoided getting too close and shot a pretty thick load across the room. We all looked to see where it had landed,but didn't realise at the time it would be a crucial part of my review. Being caught up in the moment we all forgot about that one. On reflection I think I should go back and see if I can find it. I have booked the hotel for next week and hired some forensic gear. I can only apologise to any cleaners who may be reading this and assure them I will be like the guy from honey I shrunk the kids hanging upside down with a magnifying glass until I locate that spunk bubble,wherever it's hiding. Can I ask the moderators to change this to a negative based solely on my cleaning performance and piss poor aim. Boom Boom. Maybe another criteria in future meets can be cleaning related. Btw this is far from the worst state I have left a hotel room in. Oh happy memories.

[Xtro]

I suppose it’s a case of whether urine(to) it or not.

No 🤷🏼

I’ll get me 🧥

That was golden.   

[MysteryManNo.7]

I am slightly surprised at the level of abuse I am receiving regarding the cleaners. I have seen some white knights leaping to the side of escorts, but I never imagined the backlash I would get from the Holy order of the defenders of the hotel cleaners grand Lodge. Most of the females piss ended up at the intended targets,ie one of our mouths. Fair enough the man piss ended up mostly on the plastic sheet and towels but some  landed on the bed and carpet. In the interests of openess, at one point Joe was pissing on her tit's and I wanted to get in to cum on her tit's. Being straight I avoided getting too close and shot a pretty thick load across the room. We all looked to see where it had landed,but didn't realise at the time it would be a crucial part of my review. Being caught up in the moment we all forgot about that one. On reflection I think I should go back and see if I can find it. I have booked the hotel for next week and hired some forensic gear. I can only apologise to any cleaners who may be reading this and assure them I will be like the guy from honey I shrunk the kids hanging upside down with a magnifying glass until I locate that spunk bubble,wherever it's hiding. Can I ask the moderators to change this to a negative based solely on my cleaning performance and piss poor aim. Boom Boom. Maybe another criteria in future meets can be cleaning related. Btw this is far from the worst state I have left a hotel room in. Oh happy memories.

You must be taking the piss to seriously try and quantify anything that has been said by other members in this thread as 'abuse' towards you, you delicate little flower. 

[jofrmldn]

I feel triggered. I have returned to my safe space.  I feel my feelings on this have not been validated. But I don't care because it's my truth and you are all Hitler.

[jofrmldn]

Thanks for sharing, sounds like fun. Do you know if Raven does solo bookings?

I'm afraid she doesn't as it's a couples arrangement.

[Stevelondon]

I am slightly surprised at the level of abuse I am receiving regarding the cleaners. I have seen some white knights leaping to the side of escorts, but I never imagined the backlash I would get from the Holy order of the defenders of the hotel cleaners grand Lodge. Most of the females piss ended up at the intended targets,ie one of our mouths. Fair enough the man piss ended up mostly on the plastic sheet and towels but some  landed on the bed and carpet. In the interests of openess, at one point Joe was pissing on her tit's and I wanted to get in to cum on her tit's. Being straight I avoided getting too close and shot a pretty thick load across the room. We all looked to see where it had landed,but didn't realise at the time it would be a crucial part of my review. Being caught up in the moment we all forgot about that one. On reflection I think I should go back and see if I can find it. I have booked the hotel for next week and hired some forensic gear. I can only apologise to any cleaners who may be reading this and assure them I will be like the guy from honey I shrunk the kids hanging upside down with a magnifying glass until I locate that spunk bubble,wherever it's hiding. Can I ask the moderators to change this to a negative based solely on my cleaning performance and piss poor aim. Boom Boom. Maybe another criteria in future meets can be cleaning related. Btw this is far from the worst state I have left a hotel room in. Oh happy memories.

       I like your style Bonny lad 👍🏻

Now if you will excuse me I’m just heading to the en-suite to shave this little tash off.

[scutty brown]

was this you lot?

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[385North]

Great review and something different to read about. Have dabbled in WS previously and thoroughly enjoyed myself. May I ask how you discovered them - just via searching Adultwork? Noticed they specify couples and bi-females only - is that a recent change of services provided?

[jofrmldn]

I just did a search with watersports included. Tbh most of the profiles that say they offer this don't. There are not many on aw who provide the full works. I have sampled a fair few myself. Recently saw Erotic Emms who I must say is perfect. Will review later.